“Don’t watch the Oscars. Don’t do it.”

— #lizadvice

How To Properly Cough

We all know this already, right? Apparently not. I counted literally over ten people today NOT adhering to these polices. Come on, people. We're adults. We should know better.

Coupon Advice

“Most stores have reward programs. Being a member gets you coupons. Sometimes you don’t use those coupons. Idea? Cut out any coupons (the ones you won’t use) and tape the coupons ABOVE the product that it could be used for. I’d be psyched to find a coupon above something I needed to buy.”

— #lizadvice

Happy Valentine's Day!

“Just because you’re out of elementary school doesn’t mean you’re incapable of sending Valentine’s Day cards to your friends.”

— #lizadvice

“If you can see your toothbrush from the toilet... yikes. This is awful. Please store that brush in a place that’s somewhat hidden (ie. medicine cabinet) from all the gross things that become airborne in there.”

— #lizadvice

“If you love Sprite or 7up and you’re trying to get off of it - start drinking lemon lime seltzer. Swear to God it tastes the same and is eons better for you.”

— #lizadvice