Fall Fridays Vol. 7

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The Best Tweets + Threads of October

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— Sarah Andersen (@SarahCAndersen) October 3, 2026

This mf is a serial killer . Fuck LA but respect the maniacal tendencies

— Lathrop J (@Yayarea853) October 7, 2026

Bitch pose NASTY tho w/her Dirkin 😂😂😂

— The Filé in Your Gumbo (@BelleRideaux) October 7, 2026

One of my best friends and her now-husband eloped to Maine this past weekend and this was their cake 😭🦞 https://t.co/k7XxLqaVmT

— Maggie Rogers (@maggieerogers) October 7, 2026

when somebody loves their craft this much just move out they way.

— Ade (@ambitious_ade) October 7, 2026

imagine him striking you out and immediately going to write about you in his diary 😭

— sav (@pprivateidaho) October 8, 2026

really obsessed with this bookmark from the library. shout out 11 year old isla you made a banger https://t.co/d3Z5wJDTLB

— _yyan (@yhawklee) October 8, 2026

there is a universe where sidney crosby is doing just the nastiest balayage in nova scotia rn

— halen 🪶 (@D0BEKAJ) October 13, 2026

I love this art. Reminds me of elementary school library, books, and classrooms.

— Chico Chiflado (@chico_chiflado) October 13, 2026

there is genuinely a "lobster too buttery" moment https://t.co/JZ8vfg4T1M

— JT (@tallboythinlegs) October 29, 2026

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Fall Fridays Vol. 5

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The Best Blue Jay Threads + Tweets

What’s that? They didn’t make the playoffs this year? YEAH SO WHAT. THE TWEETS LAST MONTH WERE STILL GOOD.

Baseball on the radio is one of life’s great pleasures

— Ryan Glasspiegel (@sportsrapport) September 30, 2026

schneider’s shit eating grin, george throwing god knows what, everyone hyped clapping at max going past 100 pitches. whole house happy i already miss you my toronto blue jays 🥹 https://t.co/fHtnEqp9Vr

— roni (@blujaypilled) September 28, 2026

toronto baseball is so special man, we can sell out a game and get every fan emotional in game 162 when we didn't even make the postseason

— skye domie (@skyedomie) September 27, 2026

Yeah cause she's like "we'll be back next year all I have to do is write another awesome letter."

— Maya #BeEvil (@deriviatives_) September 28, 2026

Charles McAdoo just hit the longest HR hit at Rogers Centre by a Blue Jay this season

— Chris Black (@DownToBlack) September 27, 2026

Verlander final game: aww look, his daughter is coming to take him out! he's crying! we're crying! Baseball is so beautiful! Scherzer (potential) final game: uh-oh, here comes the manager. And Scherzer is baring his teeth! Vintage Max! oh wow, that's a LOT of blood!

— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) September 27, 2026

MAX SCHERZER https://t.co/JpWb7KHlNA

— mj (@Hockey_Is_All) September 27, 2026

George Springer on his embrace with Max Scherzer “seeing him finally actually smile in a game he’s pitching… was amazing”

— Anna Dua (@AnnaNoelleDua) September 27, 2026

i’m crying at home and max’s daughter just keeps doing backflips on the field 😭

— roni (@blujaypilled) September 27, 2026

this whole sequence... crowd getting on their feet, vladdy hyping them up, max and vali's reaction to the strikeout, the pan to his family in the stands... how can you not be romantic about baseball https://t.co/q9hpflUk7w

— r (@6ffside) September 27, 2026

Myles straw choosing ‘closing time’ for his walk up song today. Oh he’s sick for that.

— kathryn 'sad yee-haw' dubs 👾 (@ohhikathryn) September 27, 2026

why's he pitcher catnip https://t.co/Kk1kbxsyaT

— anna 🏒 (@goaliepats) September 26, 2026

Always listen to papa https://t.co/N2BUyylGDD

— Montreal Expos (@Montreal_Expos) September 25, 2026

me when my workplace is falling apart but i know im quitting in a week https://t.co/qtjyE8qAWG

— addison barger pr (@bargerfan) September 23, 2026

man https://t.co/0xAP0wfJTe

— r (@6ffside) September 23, 2026

The Jonas Brothers playing in the middle of a World Series game

— Snoopy Guerrero Jr (@stevenact4) September 23, 2026

Y’all don’t let the Toronto Blue Jays stop you from making banana crumble bars https://t.co/iCuE05npRB

— ‏ٰ (@filmpullman) September 23, 2026

Why does it look like Smith fucking killed him bro 😭😭

— Maya #BeEvil (@deriviatives_) September 22, 2026

A very minor detail that I like about MLB is that every other sport has the HIDEOUS "2026-27" "2010-11" season names meanwhile the MLB has the GORGEOUS season-within-one-calendar-year

— RGT (@CyGasser) September 21, 2026

the way kaz’s hair flows out as soon as he removes his helmet 🌊 https://t.co/fg8CQXMPKw

— klein (@ca1amitousbank) September 19, 2026

What if you were out in public and you suddenly just like, grounded into an inning-ending double play. How embarrassing

— popular knapsack (@JJHudsucker) September 17, 2026

Thank you daughter

— JD Bunkis (@JDBunkis) September 15, 2026

Fair play to the Rogers Centre for giving Vladdy that moment. Don't let anyone on the internet tell you it was an overreaction.

— Faizal Khamisa (@FaizalKhamisa) September 13, 2026

it is a humiliation ritual to wear a yankees or dodgers hat in the city of toronto

— ⁸⁶ crissy 🦋 ₈₃ (@ceasesleaf) September 13, 2026

Memo to #Cubs bullpen: https://t.co/AiJG6o4Z9v

— Brent Kilman (@Brent_Kilman) September 9, 2026

I don't care who you root for. If your manager gives a pep talk to a 21 yr old, with 2 months of MLB time, in the bottom of the 10th, w/bases loaded, and asks him if he's "ready", you better have goosebumps when he delivers.

— Steve (@postalsteve) September 9, 2026

you get into one sports team and it takes over your whole life. and wardrobe

— r (@6ffside) September 7, 2026

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— anna 🏒 (@goaliepats) September 4, 2026

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— salt (@ancilladominii) September 3, 2026

sportsnet telling me every similarity between bateman and kwan except for they’re both asian i’m crying

— 𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙠 🎞️ (@dragswagun) September 3, 2026

is it possible to experience post-concert depression but for a sports game

— r (@6ffside) August 30, 2026

Buck catches up with the Blue Jays in the dugout after his Hall of Excellence induction 🤝 https://t.co/1dYit7B2wa

— Sportsnet (@Sportsnet) August 29, 2026

September Favourites

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The Best Tweets + Threads of September

Everyone please stop what you are doing and watch this 1930’s murder Mystery but it’s all dogs pic.twitter.com/OlNX5RR1oZ

— 🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 (@VHSDVDBLURAY4K) September 2, 2026

I saw a post about boiling rosemary in water to freshen up your home, and then a lady said The Williams Sonoma formula is rosemary, lemon and vanilla extract. Well I decided to do that but put it on a candle warmer instead and MY GAWD the way my house smells! May your pillow…

— 𝓕 (@faverazsn) September 4, 2026

not to post last paragraph but https://t.co/RROR4RhXIg pic.twitter.com/SKCuh2fN1u

— Grace (@gracecamille_) September 8, 2026

C. S. Lewis, quit worrying and go do something real pic.twitter.com/bH6kJG0X0s

— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) September 9, 2026

I was today years old when I learned like the psychological and neuroplasticity benefits of sitting by a fire and staring at it. Every single thing you see is completely random. There's no predictive element to it. So it forces your brain to accept the reality that it has no idea…

— ​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 (@sunnkssdseraph) September 16, 2026

Hummingbird eyelashes are tiny FEATHERS! 🙌🏻 pic.twitter.com/HG9dIuy0eP

— FeliciaMurphy1635 (@FDMurphy1635) September 17, 2026

Imagine going to the club when this dropped. https://t.co/HW4eqG22ON

— Southern Dan (@StolenDans) September 22, 2026

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— ~mari-janelle (@missmarij13) September 24, 2026

When I was nine, I wrote a complaint letter to the company that made my favorite cereal because one box contained “an unfair number of raisins.” I included a hand-drawn chart. Three weeks later, they mailed me four coupons and a polite explanation that raisins settle during…

— 𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ (@Bennieeexyz) September 25, 2026

Uh oh! Woman Experienced Something Nice and Realized She’s Been Living Badly pic.twitter.com/xYgV2BaBfK

— Reductress (@Reductress) September 25, 2026

“you don’t have a career. you have a life.” changed my brain chemistry pic.twitter.com/v7DMEKqJr4

— iris (@_8RUJA) September 27, 2026

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Fall Fridays Vol. 1

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