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LIZ HEATHER

September 30, 2026

The Best Tweets + Threads of September

by Liz Heather in Links


Everyone please stop what you are doing and watch this 1930’s murder Mystery but it’s all dogs pic.twitter.com/OlNX5RR1oZ

— 🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 (@VHSDVDBLURAY4K) September 2, 2026

I saw a post about boiling rosemary in water to freshen up your home, and then a lady said The Williams Sonoma formula is rosemary, lemon and vanilla extract. Well I decided to do that but put it on a candle warmer instead and MY GAWD the way my house smells! May your pillow…

— 𝓕 (@faverazsn) September 4, 2026

not to post last paragraph but https://t.co/RROR4RhXIg pic.twitter.com/SKCuh2fN1u

— Grace (@gracecamille_) September 8, 2026

C. S. Lewis, quit worrying and go do something real pic.twitter.com/bH6kJG0X0s

— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) September 9, 2026

I was today years old when I learned like the psychological and neuroplasticity benefits of sitting by a fire and staring at it. Every single thing you see is completely random. There's no predictive element to it. So it forces your brain to accept the reality that it has no idea…

— ​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 (@sunnkssdseraph) September 16, 2026

Hummingbird eyelashes are tiny FEATHERS! 🙌🏻 pic.twitter.com/HG9dIuy0eP

— FeliciaMurphy1635 (@FDMurphy1635) September 17, 2026

Imagine going to the club when this dropped. https://t.co/HW4eqG22ON

— Southern Dan (@StolenDans) September 22, 2026

pic.twitter.com/7ZDnb64Gg0

— ~mari-janelle (@missmarij13) September 24, 2026

When I was nine, I wrote a complaint letter to the company that made my favorite cereal because one box contained “an unfair number of raisins.” I included a hand-drawn chart. Three weeks later, they mailed me four coupons and a polite explanation that raisins settle during…

— 𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ (@Bennieeexyz) September 25, 2026

Uh oh! Woman Experienced Something Nice and Realized She’s Been Living Badly pic.twitter.com/xYgV2BaBfK

— Reductress (@Reductress) September 25, 2026

“you don’t have a career. you have a life.” changed my brain chemistry pic.twitter.com/v7DMEKqJr4

— iris (@_8RUJA) September 27, 2026

The best tweets and threads of last month can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best threads, best of Twitter, Liz Heather, funny


September 25, 2026

Fall Fridays Vol. 1

by Liz Heather in Fall Fridays


The full post can be read here.

TAGS: fall, autumn, Fall Fridays, Fall Fridays Vol. 1, Liz Heather, pumpkins


September 22, 2026

Welcome To Autumn

by Liz Heather in Fall Fridays


The full post can be read here (for free).

TAGS: autumn, fall, Liz Heather, first day of autumn, first day of fall, September, sunflowers


September 10, 2026

Summer Favourites (PT. 2)

by Liz Heather in Personal


Full post can be read here.

TAGS: summer, Liz Heather, summer list, summer things to do, corn ice cream, Toronto, New York City


September 9, 2026

Summer Favourites

by Liz Heather in Personal


Full post over here.

TAGS: summer, Liz Heather, Canada, NYC, things to do summer


September 2, 2026

Summer Wednesdays Vol. 9

by Liz Heather in Summer Saturdays


A lot has gone on since my last Summer Saturdays and I’ll maybe get into that at a later date. For now, I think this is the best time to say farewell to Summer Saturdays (and sometimes Summer Sundays and now Summer Wednesdays). I know that technically there are a few more weeks of the season left, but it’s September now and it really does feel (for me) that it’s time to let this season go off into the night. I’ve had this post in my drafts for some time now, but it’s all still relevant. Thank you for wanting to read these each week. Sometimes it feels like this is really just a journal for me, so whenever I hear that someone actually read some of it - you’ll never know how much that means to me.

COOKING

All I’ve made this month is buttered and salted corn-on-the-cob and open-faced heirloom tomato sandwiches. It’s my favourite produce time of the year and I can’t possibly eat enough of those two things.

CRAVING

Singapore noodles. I tried them at (the now closed) Thyme + Tonic, and I can’t get them off my mind so I’ll have to make them. Also this portobello patty melt sounds too good to be true.

DREAMING ABOUT

This poutine. Does it not look like the greatest one of all time?

EATING

So I’m going to miss the CNE this year, but I need someone to try 1) the butter ice cream 2) the lobster ice cream and 3) the butter tart funnel cake so that they can report back to me.

HATING

So many things this week:

  1. The fact that The Body Shop discontinued my favourite tea tree body wash.

  2. How ginormous the lettuce is cut in a wedge salad. It’s ridiculously hard to eat, but the accessories (blue cheese, tomato, onion, bacon) are so good.

LOVING

There’s something so nice about your mother-in-law caring/remembering your wedding anniversary. I’m in the camp that no one needs to wish anyone else a happy anniversary (other than the two people involved), but a mother-in-law is the exception because of how sweet it is.

NEEDING

These brand new Barbie stamps. (And still on the hunt for the Route 66 stamps.)

WEARING

The new Varland shirt I made for us.

Louis Varland shirt

WATCHING

The documentary Class Action Park. Honestly, the Wikipedia page about it is interesting but this is a rare case where the documentary really does paint a picture of what a horror show this place was. I did hate most of the interviewees who were pretty dismissive of the actual deaths that took place there, but other than that it’s a wild watch.

You can find last week’s Summer Sundays Volume 8 over here.

And again, thank you for being here.

TAGS: Liz Heather, summer, Summer Saturdays, The New Yorker, The New Yorker September 2 1974, end of summer, Class Action Park, summer produce


August 31, 2026

The Best Tweets + Threads of August

by Liz Heather in Links


this video is so funny because it's just like the embodiment of 'everybody look busy the teacher's coming back!!!' https://t.co/l5h2saJM49

— kathryn 'sad yee-haw' dubs 👾 (@ohhikathryn) August 20, 2026

You just know this kid looked crazy eating spaghetti. pic.twitter.com/92mscmuRi3

— Maya (with the Stickers)🐀 (@deriviatives_) August 24, 2026

The "Lighthouse" watch by the indie brand BENLYWATCH (also known as Benly Design). pic.twitter.com/xdyciJlSeP

— LeoDaVinciWave (@LeoDaVinciWave) August 29, 2026

I read that choosing a life partner is essentially choosing the person you’ll share thousands of meals with, travel with for decades, grow old beside, talk about your work with, and tell the tiny details of your day to over and over again. And honestly, that puts love into…

— Liz.🐞 (@elizabxtthh) August 31, 2026

The best tweets and threads of last month can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best tweets August 2026, funny tweets, funny tweets August 2026, best of Twitter, best of Threads, Liz Heather, funny


August 15, 2026

Summer Saturdays Vol. 8

by Liz Heather in Summer Saturdays


It’s been a busy travel week, but here’s everything that went down.

ADDICTED TO

Going to Spirit Halloween way too early. I can’t help it.

ANTICIPATING

The end of the summer is one of the most beautiful times of year. The produce is spectacular and everyone is making the most of these final days of warmth. This communal farewell can’t feel any sweeter.

COOKING

Absolutely nothing except boiled fresh summer corn doused in butter and salt.

CRAVING

I can feel there’s one more beach trip in me this summer.

EATING

Never even heard of a green mussel before, so we had to order them and surprise surprise they were delicious.

You can read the full (free) post here.

TAGS: summer, Summer Saturdays Vol. 8, Liz Heather, mussels, green mussels, The New Yorker, The New Yorker summer cover, The New Yorker August 15 1970, things to do summer


August 9, 2026

Summer Sundays Vol. 7

by Liz Heather in Summer Saturdays


Full (free) post over here.

TAGS: summer, summer sundays, Liz Heather, The New Yorker, The New Yorker August 9 1969 summer cover


August 1, 2026

Summer Saturdays Vol. 6

by Liz Heather in Summer Saturdays


The full (free) post can be read here.

TAGS: Summer Saturdays Vol. 6, summer, The New Yorker, Liz Heather, The New Yorker August 1 1977


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