November 1, 2026

The Best Tweets + Threads of October

by Liz Heather in Links

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— Sarah Andersen (@SarahCAndersen) October 3, 2026

This mf is a serial killer . Fuck LA but respect the maniacal tendencies
— Lathrop J (@Yayarea853) October 7, 2026

One of my best friends and her now-husband eloped to Maine this past weekend and this was their cake 😭🦞 https://t.co/k7XxLqaVmT
— Maggie Rogers (@maggieerogers) October 7, 2026

when somebody loves their craft this much just move out they way.
— Ade (@ambitious_ade) October 7, 2026

imagine him striking you out and immediately going to write about you in his diary 😭
— sav (@pprivateidaho) October 8, 2026

i'm in rome with my yankee hat on and some guy says to me "did you see what they did last night?". LMAOOO they're embarrassing me internationally now 😭✌️
— Julia (@juliaaaraeee) October 8, 2026

Again, if my dad missed the birth of me cuz he pitched in the playoffs, I’d just ask how he pitched.
— Craig Medeiros (@CraigMedy2) October 7, 2026

Bitch pose NASTY tho w/her Dirkin 😂😂😂
— The Filé in Your Gumbo (@BelleRideaux) October 7, 2026

really obsessed with this bookmark from the library. shout out 11 year old isla you made a banger https://t.co/d3Z5wJDTLB
— _yyan (@yhawklee) October 8, 2026

when i was little my dad would sometimes try to tell us scary stories and i literally could not handle it. he’d be like “there was once a man who lived in a forest” and i’d be like “please for the love of god stop talking. lock the doors”
— chase (@_chase_____) October 9, 2026

'unbecoming' is such a good word. not only was that thing you did bad but it also made you less.
— interpretation (@materialcritic) October 11, 2026

the lady in the car behind me spotted a greyhound walking by with a mustard yellow sweater & her face lit up. I saw her point it out & nudge someone to look, then realized she was showing her dog who dutifully stuck his head out the window to check it out.
— 𝖔𝖗𝖇 𝖜𝖊𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖗 (@future_widow) October 11, 2026

its kinda crazy that the hudson bay company existed from 1670 till last year
— spooky nicølina 🎃🪿🚩 (@ellonico) October 10, 2026

My dad just said he thinks baseball is the only reason left handers are allowed to live
— bubbs (@bubbsterr) October 13, 2026

I love this art. Reminds me of elementary school library, books, and classrooms.
— Chico Chiflado (@chico_chiflado) October 13, 2026

I think a lot of people are waiting for certainty when what they actually need is enough self-trust to move while some things are still unclear.
— my book is better than my tweets (@MichellCClark) October 13, 2026

there is a universe where sidney crosby is doing just the nastiest balayage in nova scotia rn
— halen 🪶 (@D0BEKAJ) October 13, 2026

New York City gives you an adventurous spirit that no other city can give you and that’s why the time it takes to get somewhere ain’t a concept here when it comes to going to do something fun 😭
— 🕷️ (@natmej) October 15, 2026

sorry for sending u 20 posts in a row everything in the entire world reminds me of u
— ゙゙ (@reallutherr) October 15, 2026

Dodgers fans being surprised that the 103 win Brewers are actually a good baseball team is high unintentional comedy
— Mike Salvatore (@MikeSalvatore10) October 15, 2026

Crazy how much there is Like in general
— ً (@ImAVeteran_) October 15, 2026

I’m in love with this sentence: “There is no secret trick. You have to feel the discomfort and still move forward.”
— Reads with Ravi (@readswithravi) October 15, 2026

i think real intimacy is when someone sees the side of you that you're embarrassed about and somehow makes you feel even more loved
— vm (@sunshine_soull) October 16, 2026

I wish positivity was more recognized as a quality of resilience. People always think I am naive, sheltered or just naturally optimistic, but it does take much more strength to be positive than it does to wallow
— swana ִֶָ🦢࣪☾. (@farnnesse) October 17, 2026

Every recent Nathan Fielder project expertly touches the deep existential horror of not being able to ever fully know or understand another human being or their actions.
— only here for severance (@IAmATree78) October 17, 2026

Snickers' marketing is so strange. it's never about tasting good, it's advertised as a total practicality, just to deal with hunger
— hzrn (@hzrnvm) October 16, 2026

“Ohtani finally gets his stadium erupting 3 run Home Run, Dodgers get swept anyway” would be funnier than anything I could have come up with as a professional hater
— one dozen bats at a keyboard (@PanasonicDX4500) October 16, 2026

there are days you want to heal and there are days you want the universe to admit what happened was cruel.
— water bottle (@lilypilyyyyyy) October 16, 2026

when i was like 8 years old with undiagnosed autism and i learned about intellectual property and copyright law and i pulled up to recess the next day like bad news guys. we can’t play avengers anymore. we’ll go to jail
— pep 🐟 (@SUBMARINER1941) October 17, 2026

A girl just said she tried to get rejected 1000 times in 2025 and ended up being cast in plays, winning pageants, securing hella paid brand deals, and appearing in commercials.This is your sign to chase rejection to the point of "accidental" success. You'll be surprised.
— ` (@literaturelisa) October 18, 2026

lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
— 肉魂菩薩 (@anrxcangel1997) October 18, 2026

when tf did they stop painting speed bumps yellow i was just in the fcking air
— m𑣲cèo (@maceonotes) October 17, 2026

Life is beautiful for an hour sometimes
— Roony (@Roonysters) October 17, 2026

started watching mad men, and i thought "this is weirdly avant garde storytelling, it demands a lot from the viewer, ive no idea what's going on" and then i realised id somehow accidentally skipped the first two episodes
— Archie Woodrow (@SamuraiApology) October 18, 2026

at the ren faire and my dress keeps getting stuck in my butt crack and a lady just came up and said thine dress is in thine crack
— sparkleboob (@baysueb) October 17, 2026

Working retail is awesome because you’ll say “hi welcome in” to people and they’ll look at you like you just slaughtered their whole family
— seth (@kappyland) October 17, 2026

in ny you will hear a random looney tunes-esque noise and just have to pretend that you didn't for your own peace of mind
— monica 🪏 (@waystarroyhoe) October 19, 2026

please consider the possibility that just being who you are is enough
— Functionally Feral (@FeralFerrell) October 18, 2026

when i ask 3yo not to say “shut up” he says “well the shut up man is coming tomorrow and going to say shut up to you”. kind of difficult to respond to that. if i ask who the shut up man is, he says “oh you don’t know???” and laughs at me. feels like bullying
— easy e (@eatpraydiehard) October 26, 2026

my neighborhood mockingbird disappeared for like six months and came back and now it knows like. twice the amount of songs. you go girl
— owli (is bird pilled) (@owlithology) October 26, 2026

just saw a real firehouse dalmatian. never kill yourself
— casual extortion (@thats_canceled) October 28, 2026

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone
— Gabe (@925mlbfan) October 29, 2026

The ultimate life force hack is to be literally obsessed with your life btw
— Isabel🌻 (@isabelunraveled) October 29, 2026

"i cant carry it for you, but i can carry you" is probably the most romantic line i have ever heard in any piece of media. Maybe next to "in another life, i would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you"
— jeremiah jack (@lovehymndead) October 28, 2026

Someone needs this reminder today. Your whole life cannot be stress and responsibility. The world feels heavy, but you are still allowed joy. Do something for yourself. Leave your routine, explore somewhere new, give your mind a break. You deserve moments that feel good.
— 🐾p3arlly 𐙚 (@y0urhaunt3dgf) October 29, 2026

Stallone's new memoir is hilarious. it's all stuff like "after getting beat up and also shot, I was sent to a school for troubled teens where I developed a lifelong love for abstract impressionism." what?
— john (@johnsemley3000) October 29, 2026

“visiting” as socialization is so underrated today my friend came over to my house with a slice of cake and we sat outside and chatted for 2 hours and then she left. an absolute delight! highlight of my week, frankly
— Alyssa 🌻 (@alyssaleann) October 30, 2026

chicken wings a real mindfulness meal because you can’t look at your phone or read your book, you just have to concentrate on the wings
— Grace Jarvis (@gracejarvisohno) October 30, 2026

there is genuinely a "lobster too buttery" moment https://t.co/JZ8vfg4T1M
— JT (@tallboythinlegs) October 29, 2026

The best tweets and threads of last month can be found over here.

October 31, 2026

Fall Fridays Vol. 5

by Liz Heather in Fall Fridays

The full (free) post can be read over here.

October 17, 2026

Fall Fridays Vol. 4

by Liz Heather in Fall Fridays

You can read the full post over here.

October 9, 2026

Fall Fridays Vol. 3

by Liz Heather in Fall Fridays

You can read the full post over here.

October 5, 2026

The Best Blue Jay Threads + Tweets

by Liz Heather in Links

What’s that? They didn’t make the playoffs this year? YEAH SO WHAT. THE TWEETS LAST MONTH WERE STILL GOOD.

Baseball on the radio is one of life’s great pleasures
— Ryan Glasspiegel (@sportsrapport) September 30, 2026

schneider’s shit eating grin, george throwing god knows what, everyone hyped clapping at max going past 100 pitches. whole house happy i already miss you my toronto blue jays 🥹 https://t.co/fHtnEqp9Vr
— roni (@blujaypilled) September 28, 2026

toronto baseball is so special man, we can sell out a game and get every fan emotional in game 162 when we didn't even make the postseason
— skye domie (@skyedomie) September 27, 2026

Yeah cause she's like "we'll be back next year all I have to do is write another awesome letter."
— Maya #BeEvil (@deriviatives_) September 28, 2026

Charles McAdoo just hit the longest HR hit at Rogers Centre by a Blue Jay this season
— Chris Black (@DownToBlack) September 27, 2026

Verlander final game: aww look, his daughter is coming to take him out! he's crying! we're crying! Baseball is so beautiful! Scherzer (potential) final game: uh-oh, here comes the manager. And Scherzer is baring his teeth! Vintage Max! oh wow, that's a LOT of blood!
— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) September 27, 2026

MAX SCHERZER https://t.co/JpWb7KHlNA
— mj (@Hockey_Is_All) September 27, 2026

George Springer on his embrace with Max Scherzer “seeing him finally actually smile in a game he’s pitching… was amazing”
— Anna Dua (@AnnaNoelleDua) September 27, 2026

i’m crying at home and max’s daughter just keeps doing backflips on the field 😭
— roni (@blujaypilled) September 27, 2026

this whole sequence... crowd getting on their feet, vladdy hyping them up, max and vali's reaction to the strikeout, the pan to his family in the stands... how can you not be romantic about baseball https://t.co/q9hpflUk7w
— r (@6ffside) September 27, 2026

Myles straw choosing ‘closing time’ for his walk up song today. Oh he’s sick for that.
— kathryn 'sad yee-haw' dubs 👾 (@ohhikathryn) September 27, 2026

why's he pitcher catnip https://t.co/Kk1kbxsyaT
— anna 🏒 (@goaliepats) September 26, 2026

Always listen to papa https://t.co/N2BUyylGDD
— Montreal Expos (@Montreal_Expos) September 25, 2026

me when my workplace is falling apart but i know im quitting in a week https://t.co/qtjyE8qAWG
— addison barger pr (@bargerfan) September 23, 2026

man https://t.co/0xAP0wfJTe
— r (@6ffside) September 23, 2026

The Jonas Brothers playing in the middle of a World Series game
— Snoopy Guerrero Jr (@stevenact4) September 23, 2026

Y’all don’t let the Toronto Blue Jays stop you from making banana crumble bars https://t.co/iCuE05npRB
— ‏ٰ (@filmpullman) September 23, 2026

Why does it look like Smith fucking killed him bro 😭😭
— Maya #BeEvil (@deriviatives_) September 22, 2026

A very minor detail that I like about MLB is that every other sport has the HIDEOUS "2026-27" "2010-11" season names meanwhile the MLB has the GORGEOUS season-within-one-calendar-year
— RGT (@CyGasser) September 21, 2026

the way kaz’s hair flows out as soon as he removes his helmet 🌊 https://t.co/fg8CQXMPKw
— klein (@ca1amitousbank) September 19, 2026

What if you were out in public and you suddenly just like, grounded into an inning-ending double play. How embarrassing
— popular knapsack (@JJHudsucker) September 17, 2026

Thank you daughter
— JD Bunkis (@JDBunkis) September 15, 2026

Fair play to the Rogers Centre for giving Vladdy that moment. Don't let anyone on the internet tell you it was an overreaction.
— Faizal Khamisa (@FaizalKhamisa) September 13, 2026

it is a humiliation ritual to wear a yankees or dodgers hat in the city of toronto
— ⁸⁶ crissy 🦋 ₈₃ (@ceasesleaf) September 13, 2026

Memo to #Cubs bullpen: https://t.co/AiJG6o4Z9v
— Brent Kilman (@Brent_Kilman) September 9, 2026

I don't care who you root for. If your manager gives a pep talk to a 21 yr old, with 2 months of MLB time, in the bottom of the 10th, w/bases loaded, and asks him if he's "ready", you better have goosebumps when he delivers.
— Steve (@postalsteve) September 9, 2026

you get into one sports team and it takes over your whole life. and wardrobe
— r (@6ffside) September 7, 2026

https://t.co/SDbVbsfjMk
— anna 🏒 (@goaliepats) September 4, 2026

https://t.co/qhHDAXkHaC
— salt (@ancilladominii) September 3, 2026

sportsnet telling me every similarity between bateman and kwan except for they’re both asian i’m crying
— 𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙠 🎞️ (@dragswagun) September 3, 2026

is it possible to experience post-concert depression but for a sports game
— r (@6ffside) August 30, 2026

Buck catches up with the Blue Jays in the dugout after his Hall of Excellence induction 🤝 https://t.co/1dYit7B2wa
— Sportsnet (@Sportsnet) August 29, 2026

October 1, 2026

September Favourites

by Liz Heather in Personal

You can read the full post here.

September 30, 2026

The Best Tweets + Threads of September

by Liz Heather in Links

Everyone please stop what you are doing and watch this 1930’s murder Mystery but it’s all dogs pic.twitter.com/OlNX5RR1oZ
— 🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 (@VHSDVDBLURAY4K) September 2, 2026

I saw a post about boiling rosemary in water to freshen up your home, and then a lady said The Williams Sonoma formula is rosemary, lemon and vanilla extract. Well I decided to do that but put it on a candle warmer instead and MY GAWD the way my house smells! May your pillow…
— 𝓕 (@faverazsn) September 4, 2026

not to post last paragraph but https://t.co/RROR4RhXIg pic.twitter.com/SKCuh2fN1u
— Grace (@gracecamille_) September 8, 2026

C. S. Lewis, quit worrying and go do something real pic.twitter.com/bH6kJG0X0s
— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) September 9, 2026

I was today years old when I learned like the psychological and neuroplasticity benefits of sitting by a fire and staring at it. Every single thing you see is completely random. There's no predictive element to it. So it forces your brain to accept the reality that it has no idea…
— 𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 (@sunnkssdseraph) September 16, 2026

Hummingbird eyelashes are tiny FEATHERS! 🙌🏻 pic.twitter.com/HG9dIuy0eP
— FeliciaMurphy1635 (@FDMurphy1635) September 17, 2026

Imagine going to the club when this dropped. https://t.co/HW4eqG22ON
— Southern Dan (@StolenDans) September 22, 2026

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— ~mari-janelle (@missmarij13) September 24, 2026

When I was nine, I wrote a complaint letter to the company that made my favorite cereal because one box contained “an unfair number of raisins.” I included a hand-drawn chart. Three weeks later, they mailed me four coupons and a polite explanation that raisins settle during…
— 𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ (@Bennieeexyz) September 25, 2026