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LIZ HEATHER

May 2, 2025

The Best of April 2025

by Liz Heather in Beauty, Best of NYC, Food, Ideas, Links, Movies, Personal, Products, Recipes, Reviews


Upper East Side, April 2025

Upper East Side, April 2025

Spring marches on! Is that good? Bad? I am the wrong person to ask. But May is here so we keep going. Here’s what went down last month!

  • The best tweets of the month can be found over here.

  • I compiled a separate list of my favourite White Lotus tweets since the season ended (includes spoilers), too.

  • I read and reviewed Viola Davis’ new memoir - as well as Ina Garten’s.

  • I did that viral onion ring snack recipe and it was really good. This is definitely an end-of-times recipe, though. Absolutely not fussy in any way.

Viral onion rings snack recipe

  • Nathan and I went to Central Park for the first time without Baby Dog and it was brutal but nice at the same time. Why does it feel like every person on earth right now has at least four dogs? It’s an epidemic.

Central Park, April 2025

  • The gluten-free restaurant Thyme & Tonic remains my favourite place on the Upper West Side. That popcorn chicken is everything.

Gluten-free popcorn chicken at Thyme & Tonic, Upper West Side

  • The mini cubano at Guantanamera reminded me (and fell flat) of how good the best cubano on this planet is at La Cubana in Toronto. So that was sad.

  • The summer felt friends were released and I might have bought them all because their faces bring me joy. (Nope, absolutely nobody’s depressed over here.)

Okay, but I would die for them

  • The happy hour at STK midtown might be one of the most reasonably-priced places still in this city. With a patio, too!

Happy hour at STK midtown

  • I saw a few shows!

    • Death Becomes Her - absolutely wonderful. The costumes were beyond gorgeous and fun. It was really funny and everyone did such a great job. Better than the movie.

    • Wonderful Town - so good! My dear friend Jessie is in it, but I swear I’m not biased at all. I loved the dancing; there isn’t enough modern tap these days.

    • Maybe Happy Ending - a new level of terrible. More thoughts over here.

  • I started using hydrocolloid bandages (that I cut up to smaller sizes) instead of branded pimple patches (that are more expensive) and they’ve been working so well. Such a cheaper option and they are way bigger than the Mighty Patch ones.

  • I made this egg and sweet potato dish that came out great, so I’ve already made it a few more times.

Sweet potato egg boat

  • I gave in and bought a night serum: the Trader Joe’s one. Might return it though because my face has been flakier than normal lately, so maybe that’s why? I don’t know what the hell to do with my face. Can I just let it be a face… can that be a thing?

I refuse to learn what retinol is or why I need it please don’t tell me

  • I did this plant hack (below) and it really helped, new leaves are growing and it’s wild.

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  • I got pistachio milk in a cappuccino the other day and I hope they never stop introducing new nut milks (ick, sorry that’s a terrible phrase). Just when you think they’re done, there’s another one that tastes great.

  • The best frozen yogurt (the really tart kind) is back at Madison Fare. Cannot recommend enough.

Madison Fare frozen yogurt

  • Levain Bakery has limited edition lemon cookies and black and white cookies right now and they’re so good. Such a perfect host/hostess gift.

I don’t usually endorse cookies that are $5+ but these are the exception to the rule

  • Yes the gluten-free pizza at Rubirosa is good, but do not sleep on their caesar salad. Unbelievable.

  • And speaking of caesars, L’Industrie Pizzeria makes a special sandwich each Wednesday so I tried their chicken caesar and it blew my mind right to pieces. I was going to request that they omit the banana peppers on it because I thought that I didn’t like them, but I kept them on anyway because maybe my tastebuds have changed (I accidentally had a black olive a few months ago and it actually tasted good??) so of course it tasted incredible. It was honestly one of the greatest sandwiches I’ve ever had in this whole city. The lesson? Maybe you don’t know everything about yourself.

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A post shared by L'industrie Pizzeria ™️ (@lindustriebk)

  • Some things I watched:

    • Leaving Las Vegas - I’d never seen it before and never will again. Just awful. Anyone who liked it might be a moron.

    • Black Mirror (newest season) - my favourite episodes were definitely Common People and Eulogy. The Issa Rae one was appallingly bad.

Some things I’m looking forward to this month: there’s a wedding at the end of the month that’ll be a nice weekend getaway so that’ll be fun, I really want to see the new Stranger Things on Broadway, and Marla comes for a visit! All great things.

You can read last month’s roundup over here.

Sunset in Queens

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April 30, 2025

The Best Tweets of April 2025

by Liz Heather in Links


being a teenage girl and discovering this song for the first time was an experience like nothing else in this life, truly https://t.co/KIb3ujgQD9

— claire rowden (@clx1re) March 31, 2025

give a spring baby some yarn and a crochet hook and this is what happens 😬 pic.twitter.com/kxiFIE1ixr

— crochet fairy🧚🏽 (@dandixgee) March 31, 2025

everytime i think about bad dates on here i think about this tweet cus she is so funny 😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/f109F38SVQ

— Your OG 🐩 (@LRNROSE) April 1, 2025

pic.twitter.com/No39yJH55l

— Respectful Memes (@RespectfulMemes) April 3, 2025

Here’s an emotional Val Kilmer on @ConanOBrien back in 2013 discussing the power & fulfillment live comedy brings. Kilmer’s comedic timing was the most underrated tool in his acting arsenal. A legend is lost. pic.twitter.com/Za7JVmS2YZ

— Cinema Tweets (@CinemaTweets1) April 5, 2025

y’all are worried about the wrong stocks pic.twitter.com/W2gi2OHKi8

— tweet davidson (@andykreed) April 7, 2025

this is so cute pic.twitter.com/CobaiiFiid

— crybaby (@bunnygirl1373) April 8, 2025

It is a privilege to yearn after our own memories pic.twitter.com/h6rY4MOhMz

— *:・゚ (@Bluewerks_) April 8, 2025

The back detail of ✨Schiaparelli✨ Spring/Summer 2015.🪡 pic.twitter.com/QoRakeYFR4

— La Mode Unknown (@LaModeUnknown) April 8, 2025

pic.twitter.com/iZQm0lDSD1

— Synexdoche (@amor_fatti) April 12, 2025

thank you so much for rescuing an older pup pic.twitter.com/7Xvs741wMw

— B&S (@_B___S) April 16, 2025

One of the funniest frames https://t.co/E4Ty1lBMWW

— Mr. Chau (@Srirachachau) April 17, 2025

when I realized she was SKIPPING I threw my phone across the room. only the goodest girl would learn such a thing. she's too precious I can't take it. 😭🥹 pic.twitter.com/3ABLOqPuc8

— Sassington, M.C. (@MissSassbox) April 18, 2025

pic.twitter.com/K9berYpxm7

— chaotic memes (@memechaotic) April 22, 2025

What just happened 🥰 pic.twitter.com/hjSawzKy9Q

— why you should have an animal (@ShouldHaveAnima) April 27, 2025

The best tweets of March 2025 can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best tweets April 2025, funny tweets, funny tweets April 2025, best of Twitter, best of Twitter April 2025, Liz Heather, funny


April 8, 2025

The Best White Lotus Tweets <spoilers>

by Liz Heather in Links, Television


they should film the next season of the white lotus at the best western lamplighter in london ontario pic.twitter.com/CfcY7UesYu

— sauce (@jimbobrays_) February 18, 2025

everyone is smiling & Walton Goggins is slaying pic.twitter.com/opiQqwJiBO

— Jordan. ⚔️ 🪷 💎 (@ChoiceReznikov) March 11, 2025

https://t.co/Ab8HAfSPna pic.twitter.com/CsxD4WJF3P

— Arnold (@Schwarzenegger) March 25, 2025

my friend just suggested a restaurant that doesn’t take reservations I- pic.twitter.com/J12a3s1QPr

— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) March 28, 2025

I laughed so hard when Fabian started singing and the show immediately cut to the three women arguing. Justice for my man! #TheWhiteLotus pic.twitter.com/yae19EwOJU

— Raven Brunner (@raventbrunner) March 31, 2025

if I send you this it means I’ve done zero prep work but I’ll get by #TheWhiteLotus #WhiteLotus pic.twitter.com/RuAB7ZOMkq

— T (@teewatterss) March 31, 2025

It’s been like 4-5 episodes without any update on what happened with this guy’s hedge fund. His story line deserved more than popping a ton of lorazepam https://t.co/qSzwOKFA7L

— litquidity (@litcapital) March 31, 2025

Chelsea to Rick https://t.co/3x7VwnDNpF

— Cool Girlfriend™ (@existandchill) April 1, 2025

he is good at everything except his job https://t.co/67kbcC4msv

— chu (@THEHORRORGOTH) April 2, 2025

Chuck Schumer texting me every morning for the past decade: pic.twitter.com/WNepUySsYr

— 7/11 Truther (@DaveMcNamee3000) April 2, 2025

The White Lotus cast Impersonates Parker Posey's Character Victoria Ratliff pic.twitter.com/5GbfK4ksnI

— out of context the white lotus (@oocwhitelotus) April 3, 2025

cheers to complex relationships between women onscreen… that was beautiful ladies #thewhitelotus pic.twitter.com/GNK6XgRbsN

— vicky (@lesbianomenon) April 7, 2025

This was so unnecessary. #TheWhiteLotus #WhiteLotus pic.twitter.com/ieYRRtIbpS

— Marie Cervantes (@9woodMac) April 7, 2025

“stop thinking about the love you didn’t get, think about the love you have. I’m right here. I love you” oh, Chelsea you were too pure of heart #TheWhiteLotus pic.twitter.com/C1ibV4Ls0N

— 🌱 (@moonflowerxz) April 7, 2025

Mook watching Gaitok drive away in the front seat#WhiteLotus #TheWhiteLotuspic.twitter.com/oSNqvpLhoC

— T (@teewatterss) April 7, 2025

mook to gaitok this episode #thewhitelotus #whitelotus pic.twitter.com/FEwWzGwxzq

— and Peggy (@ypeggytambien) April 7, 2025

Laurie showing she’s a true New Yorker 😂😭 if this was intentional, probably the smartest writing of any show in a long time. ! #TheWhiteLotus pic.twitter.com/4hviR6zZuo

— AC (@jumbatronic) April 7, 2025

Not Carrie Coon delivering that Emmy-worthy monologue about friendship only to leave them to die once the shooting started lmao #TheWhiteLotus pic.twitter.com/joee9JQwl2

— xule (@20051628lch) April 7, 2025

to keep my peace, her story ended here#WhiteLotus #TheWhiteLotus pic.twitter.com/lzNuhEnACN

— T (@teewatterss) April 7, 2025

millennials going through their fourth once in a lifetime economic recession#WhiteLotus #TheWhiteLotus pic.twitter.com/vN1qWkJk3n

— T (@teewatterss) April 7, 2025

the Piña colada flavored Coffee mate makes so much sense now #TheWhiteLotus pic.twitter.com/lAjfOfgCV8

— Frank Costa (@feistyfrank) April 7, 2025

I love an unforgettable finale facial expression from a White Lotus character who had the most unexpected character development over the course of the season pic.twitter.com/nvZ2OnU8jb

— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) April 7, 2025

Thinking about this story that Walton Goggins told GQ about being in Thailand 20 years before filming White Lotus after his wife's suicide and how it all came flooding back https://t.co/9iKqVK2Ern pic.twitter.com/Ai8KOG3JTl

— Joel Pavelski (@joelcifer) April 7, 2025

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March 31, 2025

The Best Tweets of March 2025

by Liz Heather in Links


It’s love https://t.co/1aLT1IdDrj

— Lord of Leisure (@lavitalenta) March 2, 2025

Gotta dim the lights and lock the doors for this https://t.co/F4UslY1KfR

— 40 (@40URTY) March 5, 2025

just found out about Miss Piggy’s dog Foo Foo and every single photo of her is making me laugh so much pic.twitter.com/Gd0PVt7wF8

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) March 15, 2025

this is cracking me up 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/IgdQzGoJ4m

— 𝖎𝖘𝖎𝖘 (@boginya1212) March 16, 2025

I’m lowkey looking too far into this but I think the world would be a better place if everyone was this unapologetically excited about their lives. Having fun with it. Finding their lane and running with it. Just like this guy. https://t.co/uH88ClyQeq

— KOBE (@kobegatsby) March 18, 2025

https://t.co/f4snlYkfrf pic.twitter.com/FKFJ3BByGH

— Soup (@soupinthering) March 22, 2025

pic.twitter.com/eUwAAOMOiS

— joshualino fagottino prezioso (@siguntyr) March 22, 2025

iris by goo goo dolls really is insane though. I'd give up forever to touch you? you're the closest to heaven I'll ever be? all I can breathe is your life? and I don't want the world to see me cause I don't think they'd understand? when everything's meant to be broken I just want…

— Synexdoche (@amor_fatti) March 26, 2025

The sauce and cheese trick is insane pic.twitter.com/WWpsp2VTpj

— Ribz of Tik Tok (@ribzoftiktok) March 26, 2025

James Clear on identity: pic.twitter.com/fF2oTqhzyI

— Charles Miller (@charlesmiller_7) March 27, 2025

Trading this in for Big was self hate https://t.co/NOLyYlTIDL

— Taurus Groove (@jiggyjayy2) March 27, 2025

ㅤ pic.twitter.com/b7aGcnxQkw

— The Notorious J.O.V. (@whotfisjovana) March 29, 2025

The best tweets of February can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best tweets March 2025, funny tweets, funny tweets March 2025, Liz Heather, best of Twitter, best of Twitter March 2025, funny


March 5, 2025

The Best of January & February 2025

by Liz Heather in Food, Ideas, Links, Movies, Personal, Television


The beginning of this year has been rough to say the least. There’s no way to know when things might get easier, but in the meantime - here’s what went down these past two months.

  • The best tweets of January can be found here and the best tweets of February can be found here.

  • Very in love with this Patcha Soap Co. salt scrub I got from Healthy Planet. A salt scrub is forever a good gift, especially the Sabon ones.

  • I ate at the gluten-free place Gud Daae on Lakeshore and it was so good.

Potato Pucks at Gud Daae

Brown Chicken Sandwich at Gud Daae

Sundae at Gud Daae

  • I’ve come to the newish conclusion that Sephora has nothing for me. Every single time I enter that store, I feel an alarming amount of rage. Stop telling women what they need.

  • Andrew Dismukes has been so good on SNL lately. I’m not sure how I didn’t notice this sooner.

  • I took my niece Maya to see Come From Away and it was even better than the New York production (maybe because the accents were better?).

Come From Away in Toronto, ON

  • I bought (and had tailored) these Gap jeans and I also bought a pair of tan loafers. Really testing out a new aesthetic here.

  • I finally tried out the Mel Brooks idea of slicing a bagel into three parts instead of two and I feel enlightened.

Mel Brooks is a genius mainly because of this idea

  • I took the kids to a maple syrup farm (Elliot Tree Farm) because it should be law that every Canadian child must see how sap is made at some point. Of course their gift shop had some gems (below).

The most Canadian candle

Incredible

  • I cancelled my Costco membership because I’m trying to support less American companies, so I found Bulk Mart (which is Canadian) and it’s great so far.

  • Some things I watched:

    • The Substance - such a great movie. The sounds/audio was brutal to hear at times, but all in all one of the best movies of last year for sure.

    • Babygirl - loved it.

    • Jerry Springer: Fights, Camera, Action (documentary) - pretty despicable, hard to watch.

    • Child Star (documentary) - it was good, but there was too much of a focus on Demi Lovato (which makes sense because she made it) but I was expecting less of her.

    • Enlightened - I hated Laura Dern’s character so much that it made it hard to watch.

    • The Apprentice (movie) - meh. But Jeremy Strong was fantastic.

    • The Resort - the first half of the series was good, but then it took a turn.

    • Mommy Meanest - I love watching a bad Lifetime TV movie maybe once a year.

    • Little Women (the 90s one) - how have I never seen this before? Absolutely loved it.

    • Big Little Lies - I was expecting more since the cast is so wild, but it kind of sucked. I really don’t think Laura Dern is a good actress and the writing was so bad.

    • Succession (rewatch) - Logan is so much funnier upon second viewing, I didn’t notice that before.

    • Lost (rewatch) - still great. Still can’t really explain the ending.

    • The Last Showgirl - I do like Pamela Anderson but wow is she a bad actress. Also Jamie Lee Curtis overacts in every single thing she does these days and Bautista was so hollow. The script was awful, but since it had a nepo director it’s not surprising that it wasn’t good. I did like that I could tell it was shot at the Rio in Vegas but otherwise, hard pass.

    • Heart Eyes - love Devon Sawa, but this was nothing special. I do love a themed horror movie always, though.

    • The White Lotus - god, this season sucks so far. It’s just so slow, I can’t stand it.

It would be insane if I didn’t mention it here, but Baby Dog passed away in January and everything collapsed around me. It happened quickly, but I was with her until the end and it’s hard to speak about it at all even now. Every time it snows it makes me think of her so of course there was record snowfall this year. It still doesn’t feel real, so I’m just trying to take it day by day.

Baby Dog

Baby Dog, January 2025

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February 28, 2025

The Best Tweets of February 2025

by Liz Heather in Links


Well... life is actually worth living pic.twitter.com/lGO4V3WgzA

— juri (@betterrgee) February 4, 2025

Was trying to take a cute picture at the lunar new year parade but this is kinda giving 9/11 pic.twitter.com/sD3FBNEIz2

— annabella (@toebruises) February 5, 2025

Ok this one’s funny https://t.co/TLeiA1rahX

— Katie Herzog (@kittypurrzog) February 8, 2025

https://t.co/HS8ypQfQJR pic.twitter.com/uCUfvIw4kL

— Credible News (@jaylannc) February 8, 2025

pic.twitter.com/igmDr1hG42

— chris alsikkan™ (@AlsikkanTV) February 10, 2025

Drake rn: pic.twitter.com/CKHSn0atG3

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 10, 2025

i just know he went back to his locker and saw that outfit hanging there and was like fuuuuuck now i have to walk out of here all groovy 😔 https://t.co/QGs2y6X3d5

— riley 🤍 (@RiledUpForSwift) February 11, 2025

pic.twitter.com/kfefflSdNm

— Images AI Could Never Recreate (@imagesaicouldnt) February 12, 2025

do NOT include “we’ve had our ups and downs” in your valentine’s day caption if you’re not going to tell us what the ups and downs were!!!!!! who has the gambling addiction??? what happened on the girls trip to miami???

— brooke (@b_pruck) February 13, 2025

just remembered when my dad texted me this after he watched the succession s3 finale pic.twitter.com/zdLQaOXs31

— cary (@brokebackstan) February 13, 2025

I’m glad we didn’t lose someone this funny https://t.co/uzgJbN3mbu

— Skyler Higley (@skyler_higley) February 14, 2025

The best-aged thing the onion has ever written. Every day it rings truer and truer. pic.twitter.com/itd9ffRRcw

— Joey Politano 🏳️‍🌈 (@JosephPolitano) February 14, 2025

This is easily top 10 tweets of all time for me personally. https://t.co/BU5dyFvTD2

— Liz Harvey (@_lizharvey) February 15, 2025

Bro reconnecting with nature after fumbling a baddie pic.twitter.com/teCSVwsjwX

— Insane Reality Leaks (@InsaneRealitys) February 15, 2025

Kendall Roy would do this https://t.co/XJLllWxlsd

— Dani|| ᖭི༏ᖫྀ (@Dan0nat0r) February 16, 2025

this movie is so bad but it did produce one of my favorite letterboxd reviews https://t.co/9GTfbUxytW pic.twitter.com/sXCviFpGqZ

— twink kj apa (@AustinJChilds) February 16, 2025

He was the only one keeping delta planes from landing upside down. Now look. God help us all https://t.co/GyFiwdHZ69

— mikey reid (@mrmikeyreid) February 17, 2025

If you wanna know why ex-Viking, Chris Kluwe was Kapernicked by NFL a few years b4 Colin & Eric Reid, this is why. He fought for marriage equality & showed solidarity w/Trayvon, but as a punter, he was expendable w/plausible deniability. Good 2 see him back. https://t.co/bOOugswdH5

— #StopCopCity (@ChuckModi1) February 20, 2025

NEVER KILL YOURSELF pic.twitter.com/VItz1XGe8c

— h@iley (@fantomregret) February 23, 2025

I found it interesting Monoray Books chose (in this age of TikTok etc) to ask me to do some of my 'painted envelopes' to tell bookshops about my forthcoming book, The Postal Paths - but they seem to have caught people's attention. Long live real letters!https://t.co/mJmUakohOS pic.twitter.com/jCh5dObDPA

— Alan Cleaver (@thelonningsguy) February 24, 2025

human beings saw this and still made salesforce pic.twitter.com/rkzTe5NWj7

— maha (@mahaaaay) February 25, 2025

The best tweets of January can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best tweets February 2025, funny tweets, funny tweets February 2025, best of Twitter, best of Twitter February 2025, Liz Heather


January 31, 2025

The Best Tweets of January 2025

by Liz Heather in Links


Lol, this review of The Substance https://t.co/sCwqK4bMJV pic.twitter.com/iYFEzDze5L

— kashaf murtaza-ish🍉 (@AryaSpeak_s) December 26, 2024

I’m convinced that Mark Wahlberg is doing this movie so that it will be the new top Google search result for “Mark Wahlberg plane” instead of his 9/11 quote. https://t.co/QXJu1MsM9Q

— Scrümbled Eggs 🇵🇸 (@scrumble_eggs) January 2, 2025

Got a Pittsburgh puzzle for Christmas and my favorite part is that the Pirates are losing 12-0 pic.twitter.com/s2Ex9w2kW7

— karlykauf (@karlykauf) January 2, 2025

whys the baby jesus in my rosca de reyes lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot pic.twitter.com/ZY5CDnv1g3

— ghost ⚢ (@ghostamanita) January 5, 2025

Demi Moore’s #GoldenGlobes acceptance speech for THE SUBSTANCE has me sobbing. “You’ll never be enough. But you can know the value of your worth if you just put down the measuring stick.” pic.twitter.com/Dc5dZoyWJy

— Courtney Howard (@Lulamaybelle) January 6, 2025

i love the "never kill yourself" genre bc it captures the slippery truth that the distance between a life worth living and wanting to die really is, like, one minor amusement a day

that's why it's imperative to go outside and look at things and try to like them https://t.co/5SssQesysq

— brit (@booritney) January 7, 2025

Bullseye pic.twitter.com/1NNVhBS9ix

— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) January 8, 2025

Kendrick, for the last 6 months, watching Drake make the loss exponentially worse for himself. pic.twitter.com/Mb0cPqTiCk

— TONY SNARK (@Yamscasino) January 15, 2025

I can't exit the video hahaha pic.twitter.com/8QxEhUA0tJ

— Enezator (@Enezator) January 20, 2025

About a year ago I was walking home carrying toilet paper and a teenager yelled “that guy be shittin!!!” and his friends laughed and laughed. I never thought I’d be able to walk with tp and no tote bag. But today, I stopped living in fear!!! pic.twitter.com/wN6h9zJLb7

— Zombie Naseem 🇵🇸🇾🇪🇱🇧 (@Sammiyungzola) January 25, 2025

if bears are so dangerous then explain this pic.twitter.com/lt6nQ6Vbb6

— why you should have an animal (@ShouldHaveAnima) January 26, 2025

Dressed like the special guest “boyfriend” on a 90s black sitcom. https://t.co/1wGAYYDw2C

— Chris Alan (@ChrisAlanComedy) January 26, 2025

pic.twitter.com/b6r5S8x462

— Mad Men Quotes (@MadMenQts) January 30, 2025

The best tweets of December can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best tweets January 2025, funny tweets, funny tweets January 2025, best of Twitter, best of Twitter January 2025, Liz Heather, funny


January 3, 2025

December Dalliances 2024

by Liz Heather in Food, Ideas, Links, Movies, Personal, Reviews


Love an outdoor bulb

Love an outdoor bulb

The last monthly post of a year that was intense and full of change! Here’s what went down last month.

  • The best tweets of December can be found over here.

  • I recapped how my autumn list of things to do went.

  • The President’s Choice Elk Crossing ice cream is unbelievably good.

Elk Crossing ice cream

  • The restaurant Earl’s put out a cookbook and I can’t stop making their chicken hunan kung pao.

  • I found out that the house from the movie The Santa Clause is in Oakville, so I had to drive past it. And look at their perfect decorations.

The Santa Clause house in Oakville, ON

The Santa Clause house decorations

  • I found a dupe recipe for the Levain dark chocolate peanut butter chip cookies and I truly can’t tell the difference.

Levain peanut butter chip cookies

  • Got a Philly cheesesteak from Gladiator Burger and wow. Will definitely return.

  • I will fully admit that crumbl cookies are overrated, but their monthly dessert specials are wondrous. Look at this eggnog tres leche (below). She’s beautiful.

Eggnog tres leche

  • I perused the new Half Baked Harvest cookbook and it’s absolutely nothing revolutionary, there’s a cheeseburger pasta in it for christsake. I still think we should force a limit on how many books a food blogger can release.

  • I did make these white wine mushroom stuffed shells and they were (as most HBH recipes are) probably too cheesy, but the vegetarians liked them so I guess it was a win.

White wine mushroom stuffed shells

  • I also made this slow cooker roast and it was so easy and perfect for lunch sandwiches on Christmas day. And secured the greatest (Canadian)grocery store cake: the caramel crunch cake.

Caramel crunch cake

  • Ate at this great Mexican place The Mule in Hamilton.

The Mule in Hamilton, ON

  • Some things I watched:

    • Die Hard - yes, it’s insane that I’ve never seen it before now. So good.

    • Challengers - LOVED Zendaya’s character. Second favourite movie of the year (first was Anora). Only question was HOW was that hotel bed that big??

    • Jagged Edge - pretty good. I love this genre of movies (80s/early 90s thriller/mystery).

    • Carry On - anticlimactic ending, but overall not terrible.

    • Nosferatu - liked it! Honestly it could’ve just been the fun of who I saw it with, but truly hard to tell.

  • These little guys (below) continue to make me smile each day.

Would die for them

Some things that I’m looking forward to this month: I’m going to start using this first-of-the-month checklist again and I’ll recap my resolutions from last year as well as make new 2025 ones.

If you have any interest in the other monthly roundups of 2024, they can be found here: November, October, September, August, July, June, May, April, March, February and January.

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January 1, 2025

The Best Tweets of December 2024

by Liz Heather in Links


my mom is trying to bond her bunnies and they’re just pretending they don’t see each other pic.twitter.com/dhyVGTUREK

— chlobuchar (@me_im_chloe) December 5, 2024

A Dark-eyed Junco wearing a snowflake on his cheek ❄️ pic.twitter.com/SnNhlpt5PP

— Jocelyn Anderson Photography (@JocAPhotography) December 5, 2024

sometimes nepotism is okay if everyone in the family is beautiful and talented https://t.co/vnz383kGLY

— abi balingit 🌸 MAYUMU OUT NOW! 🌸 (@theduskykitchen) December 7, 2024

Aldous Huxley, a reminder of how miraculous this all is pic.twitter.com/AiKSKTl9x0

— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) December 11, 2024

i’m snitching on everybody if they hand me this sandwich during an interrogation https://t.co/MkVWO12C5r

— ඞ (@lifeinchaos_) December 11, 2024

Weirdly empowering pic.twitter.com/8Qql00W9R8

— straight edge coach mcguirk (@nickhexum311) December 12, 2024

retaliating against men who base a woman’s worth in her beauty by proving that she is indeed beautiful enough to be respected is so bleak https://t.co/y0rKqLxFxO

— chloe iris (@chloeikennedy) December 15, 2024

My mum had my dad saved as his full govt name and I told her that’s ur husband of 30 years pls be a bit more relaxed and put an emoji or something. I was expecting something like a love heart- she just put the Somali flag emoji https://t.co/uMtEPddd5w pic.twitter.com/5DvyTqFD9p

— 🌙 (@s4f1ja) December 16, 2024

Awkward! Woman Runs Out of Things to Talk to Herself About: https://t.co/WDK8o7SIYm pic.twitter.com/r525Inu1Fg

— Reductress (@Reductress) December 17, 2024

The thing I always hate about going to any family’s house is that women don’t get to be guests. Men do. We have to immediately offer to help cook, serve, clean, etc. If not, it’s not “polite.” You’re looked down upon for resting as a guest. I’ve never had guests in my home do…

— Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH (@GeauxGabrielle) December 26, 2024

treated my parents to a scalp spa for christmas and this is how i picked them up after their appt lmao pic.twitter.com/dsJabc8Ige

— annelisa (@notannelisa) December 26, 2024

How to Stay Humble Even Though You Experience the World More Deeply and Correctly Than Everyone Else: https://t.co/Wxfbr3yi0z pic.twitter.com/8Sybis7gKA

— Reductress (@Reductress) December 29, 2024

I love this card 😭 pic.twitter.com/JLuZMRFor1

— Your Grace ✨ (@Sancityx) December 30, 2024

2024 was great simply because i married her https://t.co/1BydT6A7NX pic.twitter.com/2QgCk1pBkh

— sean yoo (@SeanYoo) December 31, 2024

The best tweets of November can be found over here.

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December 2, 2024

Navigating November 2024

by Liz Heather in Food, Ideas, Links, Movies, Personal, Recipes


Gingerbread season >>

Gingerbread season >>

All of the Christmas gifts are bought and under the tree, why the hell don’t I do this every year? People are mean in those mall parking lots, so I’m grateful to be done the shopping portion of the season. Now there’s just decorating and cooking left, which is kind of the best part. Here’s what went down last month!

  • The best tweets of November can be found over here.

  • I read and reviewed Anna Marie' Tendler’s memoir Men Have Called Her Crazy.

  • Got an oil change for $66 with no appointment at Royal Lube (perfect name, no notes) in Mississauga. Am I nuts or is that really good in 2024?

  • I tried the 10 3 2 1 method and it sucked! Completely did not work for me.

  • I made these ricotta beef shells that were good, but honestly a lasagna would be more satisfying.

  • Will never tire of my favourite chicken marsala recipe.

Chicken marsala over tres leche mashed potatoes

  • I took a day trip to Buffalo (and woof, I really don’t like that city), but I’m happy to report that the Wegman’s ultimate chocolate cake remains the greatest cake in the history of grocery store cakes.

  • I made tres leche mashed potatoes and they were phenomenal. Making them again for Christmas.

Tres leche mashed potatoes

  • Hot take: suburban Targets are too big. It’s enough already.

  • I got a tub of white chocolate raspberry butter from a holiday market and it’s changed all of our lives, it’s so good. (It’s made me want to make a bunch of different butter combinations for the holidays, so I’ll report back.)

  • Love a seasonal flavour and these (below) are pretty great.

Turkey Dinner Lays

  • Some things I watched:

    • Perfect Days - pretty long, but liked it.

    • Getting Lost (the documentary about the show Lost) - look, I was a fan of the show but I wasn’t a superfan so maybe I’m not the key demographic here. It definitely could’ve been edited/shortened, but I did love Kate’s explanation of the finale.

    • The Martha documentary on Netflix - loved it. Yes, she’s a bitch (with the way she talks to her staff) but she’s insanely rich so I don’t see why that’s surprising. Nice people aren’t exceedingly rich, it’s that simple.

    • The Weekend Away (Netflix) - not terrible!

    • Anora - best movie of the year, hands down.

    • Cast Away - god, it’s still such a great movie, especially this monologue.

    • The John Mulaney SNL - okay, the man is not funny. I’d say it’s bewildering that he’s so popular but so many famous comedians are terrible…? So this makes sense?

    • Bowen Yang in this Shrek sketch is so goddam funny, I’ve watched it five times.

Some things I’m looking forward to this month: cannot wait for that first snowfall, there’s a maple syrup museum I want to take the kids to, already bought my bayberry candles for Christmas Eve, I’d love to make homemade ricotta after watching Ina do it and I will definitely be watching some of these movies.

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If you’ve got any interest in reading last month’s roundup, you can see what went down in October over here.

Unreal sunset

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