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LIZ HEATHER

October 5, 2026

The Best Blue Jay Threads + Tweets

by Liz Heather in Links


What’s that? They didn’t make the playoffs this year? YEAH SO WHAT. THE TWEETS LAST MONTH WERE STILL GOOD.

Baseball on the radio is one of life’s great pleasures

— Ryan Glasspiegel (@sportsrapport) September 30, 2026

schneider’s shit eating grin, george throwing god knows what, everyone hyped clapping at max going past 100 pitches. whole house happy i already miss you my toronto blue jays 🥹 https://t.co/fHtnEqp9Vr

— roni (@blujaypilled) September 28, 2026

toronto baseball is so special man, we can sell out a game and get every fan emotional in game 162 when we didn't even make the postseason

— skye domie (@skyedomie) September 27, 2026

Yeah cause she's like "we'll be back next year all I have to do is write another awesome letter."

— Maya #BeEvil (@deriviatives_) September 28, 2026

Charles McAdoo just hit the longest HR hit at Rogers Centre by a Blue Jay this season

— Chris Black (@DownToBlack) September 27, 2026

Verlander final game: aww look, his daughter is coming to take him out! he's crying! we're crying! Baseball is so beautiful! Scherzer (potential) final game: uh-oh, here comes the manager. And Scherzer is baring his teeth! Vintage Max! oh wow, that's a LOT of blood!

— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) September 27, 2026

MAX SCHERZER https://t.co/JpWb7KHlNA

— mj (@Hockey_Is_All) September 27, 2026

George Springer on his embrace with Max Scherzer “seeing him finally actually smile in a game he’s pitching… was amazing”

— Anna Dua (@AnnaNoelleDua) September 27, 2026

i’m crying at home and max’s daughter just keeps doing backflips on the field 😭

— roni (@blujaypilled) September 27, 2026

this whole sequence... crowd getting on their feet, vladdy hyping them up, max and vali's reaction to the strikeout, the pan to his family in the stands... how can you not be romantic about baseball https://t.co/q9hpflUk7w

— r (@6ffside) September 27, 2026

Myles straw choosing ‘closing time’ for his walk up song today. Oh he’s sick for that.

— kathryn 'sad yee-haw' dubs 👾 (@ohhikathryn) September 27, 2026

why's he pitcher catnip https://t.co/Kk1kbxsyaT

— anna 🏒 (@goaliepats) September 26, 2026

Always listen to papa https://t.co/N2BUyylGDD

— Montreal Expos (@Montreal_Expos) September 25, 2026

me when my workplace is falling apart but i know im quitting in a week https://t.co/qtjyE8qAWG

— addison barger pr (@bargerfan) September 23, 2026

man https://t.co/0xAP0wfJTe

— r (@6ffside) September 23, 2026

The Jonas Brothers playing in the middle of a World Series game

— Snoopy Guerrero Jr (@stevenact4) September 23, 2026

Y’all don’t let the Toronto Blue Jays stop you from making banana crumble bars https://t.co/iCuE05npRB

— ‏ٰ (@filmpullman) September 23, 2026

Why does it look like Smith fucking killed him bro 😭😭

— Maya #BeEvil (@deriviatives_) September 22, 2026

A very minor detail that I like about MLB is that every other sport has the HIDEOUS "2026-27" "2010-11" season names meanwhile the MLB has the GORGEOUS season-within-one-calendar-year

— RGT (@CyGasser) September 21, 2026

the way kaz’s hair flows out as soon as he removes his helmet 🌊 https://t.co/fg8CQXMPKw

— klein (@ca1amitousbank) September 19, 2026

What if you were out in public and you suddenly just like, grounded into an inning-ending double play. How embarrassing

— popular knapsack (@JJHudsucker) September 17, 2026

Thank you daughter

— JD Bunkis (@JDBunkis) September 15, 2026

Fair play to the Rogers Centre for giving Vladdy that moment. Don't let anyone on the internet tell you it was an overreaction.

— Faizal Khamisa (@FaizalKhamisa) September 13, 2026

it is a humiliation ritual to wear a yankees or dodgers hat in the city of toronto

— ⁸⁶ crissy 🦋 ₈₃ (@ceasesleaf) September 13, 2026

Memo to #Cubs bullpen: https://t.co/AiJG6o4Z9v

— Brent Kilman (@Brent_Kilman) September 9, 2026

I don't care who you root for. If your manager gives a pep talk to a 21 yr old, with 2 months of MLB time, in the bottom of the 10th, w/bases loaded, and asks him if he's "ready", you better have goosebumps when he delivers.

— Steve (@postalsteve) September 9, 2026

you get into one sports team and it takes over your whole life. and wardrobe

— r (@6ffside) September 7, 2026

https://t.co/SDbVbsfjMk

— anna 🏒 (@goaliepats) September 4, 2026

https://t.co/qhHDAXkHaC

— salt (@ancilladominii) September 3, 2026

sportsnet telling me every similarity between bateman and kwan except for they’re both asian i’m crying

— 𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙠 🎞️ (@dragswagun) September 3, 2026

is it possible to experience post-concert depression but for a sports game

— r (@6ffside) August 30, 2026

Buck catches up with the Blue Jays in the dugout after his Hall of Excellence induction 🤝 https://t.co/1dYit7B2wa

— Sportsnet (@Sportsnet) August 29, 2026

TAGS: Liz Heather, The Blue Jays, Toronto Blue Jays, baseball, baseball tweets, funny


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