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LIZ HEATHER

September 30, 2026

The Best Tweets + Threads of September

by Liz Heather in Links


Everyone please stop what you are doing and watch this 1930’s murder Mystery but it’s all dogs pic.twitter.com/OlNX5RR1oZ

— 🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 (@VHSDVDBLURAY4K) September 2, 2026

I saw a post about boiling rosemary in water to freshen up your home, and then a lady said The Williams Sonoma formula is rosemary, lemon and vanilla extract. Well I decided to do that but put it on a candle warmer instead and MY GAWD the way my house smells! May your pillow…

— 𝓕 (@faverazsn) September 4, 2026

not to post last paragraph but https://t.co/RROR4RhXIg pic.twitter.com/SKCuh2fN1u

— Grace (@gracecamille_) September 8, 2026

C. S. Lewis, quit worrying and go do something real pic.twitter.com/bH6kJG0X0s

— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) September 9, 2026

I was today years old when I learned like the psychological and neuroplasticity benefits of sitting by a fire and staring at it. Every single thing you see is completely random. There's no predictive element to it. So it forces your brain to accept the reality that it has no idea…

— ​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 (@sunnkssdseraph) September 16, 2026

Hummingbird eyelashes are tiny FEATHERS! 🙌🏻 pic.twitter.com/HG9dIuy0eP

— FeliciaMurphy1635 (@FDMurphy1635) September 17, 2026

Imagine going to the club when this dropped. https://t.co/HW4eqG22ON

— Southern Dan (@StolenDans) September 22, 2026

pic.twitter.com/7ZDnb64Gg0

— ~mari-janelle (@missmarij13) September 24, 2026

When I was nine, I wrote a complaint letter to the company that made my favorite cereal because one box contained “an unfair number of raisins.” I included a hand-drawn chart. Three weeks later, they mailed me four coupons and a polite explanation that raisins settle during…

— 𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ (@Bennieeexyz) September 25, 2026

Uh oh! Woman Experienced Something Nice and Realized She’s Been Living Badly pic.twitter.com/xYgV2BaBfK

— Reductress (@Reductress) September 25, 2026

“you don’t have a career. you have a life.” changed my brain chemistry pic.twitter.com/v7DMEKqJr4

— iris (@_8RUJA) September 27, 2026

The best tweets and threads of last month can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best threads, best of Twitter, Liz Heather, funny


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