“This is super stingy, but save Amazon shipping boxes flat under your bed or on the floor of a closet so you don’t have to buy boxes for gifts at Christmas or for birthdays.”

— #lizadvice

“Keep dryer sheets in your running shoes when you’re not wearing them. And if you’re thinking, “I don’t need to do that, I don’t use my sneakers that much,” then you should probably *start* using those running shoes more since you’re not exercising enough.”

— #lizadvice

“If you want to up your fruit game, put a plum in the freezer for thirty minutes - then take it out and eat it. Can’t describe how magical this tastes.”

— #lizadvice

Orajel for Mosquito Bites

I think about this tweet maybe... once a week. Just love it.

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Anyway, Pinterest/Buzzfeed/Tumblr have all been telling me for years to put Orajel onto my mosquito bites to make them stop itching. I finally tried it and - fuck. I've never found anything else that works like this stuff. Literally in a matter of seconds. I think it has something to do with the numbing ingredient in it - I don't know, let's not get technical. PLEASE carry this with you wherever there are mosquitoes looming near. This stuff is goddam magic.

“Never trust a person who openly says that they don’t like their parents.”

— #laylaadvice

“Write something more than just “Happy Birthday” in cards. A joke, a compliment, a wish, ANYTHING.”

— #lizadvice