“Don’t eat on patios in NYC at night. Garbage bags line the streets and cockroaches roam freely. It’s gross. Eat indoors, maniac.”

— #lizadvice

“Chipped nail and no nail file? Band-Aid, baby.”

— #lizadvice

“Do not wear fake eyelashes to a baseball game if you have cheap seats. Cheap seats = upper level. Upper level = windy as hell. Windy as hell = lashes flying right off your face.”

— #lizadvice

“If you’re going out to dinner with a group larger than five people - bring cash. Leave your credit cards at home. You’ll be strict with what you order and you won’t end up paying more than you owe (since splitting the bill can be utter hell at the end of a night).”

— #lizadvice

“Keep spare toothbrushes (that you can buy from the dollar store) in your home for impromptu overnight guests. Classy as hell to have a spare toothbrush for someone.”

— #lizadvice

Softening Butter in Mere Moments

I feel like I'm always telling you what to do with butter. And I guess I will continue to do so.