“If your grocery store sells California nectarines, I beg you to get half a dozen. Holy hell, are they the shit.”

— #lizadvice

Mom Says

“A red ribbon should be placed on a child who has been sick to keep the illness from returning.”

“Always keep an umbrella in the back seat of your car.”

— #lizadvice

Mom Says

“Rosemary planted by the doorstep will keep witches away.”

“I know that you already know to look both ways before crossing the street - but you should *especially* look both ways when you’re crossing a one way street. I’ve noticed that cars that reverse on a one way street usually drive crazy fast while in reverse because they don’t want to get caught by a cop - which is all the more reason to be careful when crossing a one way.”

“If you buy/wear false eyelashes, it’s absolutely not gross to re-wear them again.”

— #lizadvice

Mom Says

“It is unlucky to see your face in a mirror by candlelight.”

“You know those kids who sell snacks that you don’t buy for a $1 on the subway for their sports team? Why not buy one for that $1, keep it in your bag, then give it to the next homeless person who comes around on the subway asking for something to eat?”

— #NYCadvice

Mom Says

“A new bride must enter her home by the main door, and must not trip or fall - hence the custom of carrying the bride over the threshold.”

“Never Google Image search “C section.” Don’t do it.”