“Get your purses dry cleaned, it’s insane the amount of bacteria they have on them.”
Mom Says
“A horseshoe hung in the bedroom will keep nightmares away.”
“Don’t retweet compliments on Twitter. It’s weird.”
Mom Says
“If you blow out all the candles on your birthday cake with the first puff you will get your wish.”
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“The best splash pad in Mississauga is at City Hall. You know where they have the ice rink in the winter? Yeah, there. And it’s pretty fun for adults, too.”
Mom Says
“A fish should always be eaten from the head toward the tail.”
“Don’t attempt to make homemade brownies. I’ve tried a million times and the boxed version always turns out WAY better. I don’t get it.”
Mom Says
“The sound of bells drives away demons because they’re afraid of the loud noise.”
“The greatest advice I could give you is this: drizzle some honey over your next pizza. I swear to you, it will make you see God.”