“At some point in your life, be the house on the block who gives out full candy bars. I swear to God, the expressions on those kids will be killer.”
Mom Says
“If an eyelash falls out, put it on the back of the hand, make a wish and throw it over your shoulder. If it flies off the hand the wish will be granted.”
Mom Says
“Dropping an umbrella on the floor means that there will be a murder in the house.”
“If you’ve ever stated that you’re against bullying, but you’ve bought either an US Weekly or People Magazine in your life, you’re a hypocrite.”
Mom Says
“Sparrows carry the souls of the dead, it’s unlucky to kill one.”
“When applying makeup, most people tend to do one eye flawlessly and the other not so much. So when it comes to putting on eyeliner or filling in eyebrows, you should always start with the more difficult eye first. It’ll force you to get better at making that one as strong as the other.”
Mom Says
“At a bridal shower, the first gift the bride opens should be the first gift she uses. This brings good luck. ”
“If you’re an aunt, you should totally be having sleepovers with your nieces and nephews.”
Autumn Leaves
I hope you're not thinking it's corny to do a leaves post, 'cause baby - that's happening.
I can debate a child for maybe twenty minutes on which season is the best. And the great thing about that argument is that I don't even really have an answer to that question (all I'm certain of is that summer is the worst). Can't I just say that winter, spring and autumn tie for the best? The snow of winter, the smell of spring and the leaves of autumn are equally the greatest parts of each of those times of year. That's just a damn fact.
I really hope you're noticing these leaves around you, 'cause they're gonna leave us rather quickly.
All of these are photos are just some of the ones I've taken this year, so I think you can get a feel for how much I admire them. You don't have to necessarily photograph them to enjoy them, but I beg you to go hang out somewhere outside and f-ing bask for a little while.
“You can totally use limes as deodorant. They last about a week if you keep them in the fridge in a Ziplocked bag and it might be a good idea to label them (I’d go with “pit limes).”