“If you’re making out with a woman who has some kind of clip in her hair and you’re intending to have sex with her, gently take that clip outta her hair. She will go insane. It is a very hot thing to do.”

— #lizadvice

“Due to it being a weapon and a tooth cleaner, carry dental floss in your purse or pocket.”

— #lizadvice

“Want whiter teeth, but can’t afford costly whiteners? Get a tan. Conversely: want to look tanner, but can’t afford a vacation? Get some teeth whitener. I’m serious. This works for me.”

— #lizadvice

“Got a headache? Put some Vicks VapoRub on your forehead instead of taking an Aspirin. (Don’t use the no-name Vicks knockoff. That stuff is trash.)”

— #lizadvice