The items appear out of order in the video for some reason, I’ll try to not let that happen again!
Superstay 24 Hour Color by Maybelline
Do not buy this product. Why?
- IT CAKES LIKE CRAZY. Just mad cake-age.
- Costs $10 and has the consistency of DOLLAR STORE CHILDREN’S PAINT.
- Granted, I hate this product - but they only give you a quarter of what the packaging looks like (half of the tube is a clear lip balm to put OVERTOP). And quantity matters.
I’m usually smarter about buying things. Or… no, maybe I’m not. I gotta try some things out SOMEtimes, for Christ’s sake. And this was a fail. The only reason that I even ventured into that stupid aisle was because of this conversation I had with a woman who was doing my makeup once:
Me: “Is it all right to just not use any lipstick? I hate that stuff.”
Her: “What’s wrong with you?”
Me: “I just think it looks too phony.”
Her: “Are those your real eyelashes?”
Me: *nervous laughter*
Me: “I just don’t think it looks good on a lot of people in real life to have lips so outrageously colored.”
Her: “That’s insane. You’re insane. Go buy some lipstick.”
SO I DID. This isn’t lipstick, but a lip stain, so I thought this would be my first step into the realm of possibility. I will now be taking a step back. Just a fucking terrible product.
I would take a photo of my lips right now to show you how ugly it looks, but I don’t want the only photo of my lips on the internet to look ABHORRENT.