Mom: Is it all right that I liked so many things on his page?
Me: What do you mean "Is it all right"?
Mom: Am I allowed to do that?
Me: ...Do whatever you want!
Mom: Okay. Is doesn't give the wrong impression?
Me: What impression are you trying to give?
Mom: I don't know... not a bad one.
Me: It's fine, Mom.
Mom: No, it's too much. I'll take some back.
Me: That's even weirder! Don't do that!
Mom: Okay. I'm just gonna delete my account.
Me: Mom! Just leave it.
Mom: I hate internet.
Me: You mean the internet?
Mom: <already left room>