Mom: Is it all right that I liked so many things on his page?

Me: What do you mean "Is it all right"?

Mom: Am I allowed to do that?

Me: ...Do whatever you want!

Mom: Okay. Is doesn't give the wrong impression?

Me: What impression are you trying to give?

Mom: I don't know... not a bad one.

Me: It's fine, Mom.

Mom: No, it's too much. I'll take some back.

Me: That's even weirder! Don't do that!

Mom: Okay. I'm just gonna delete my account.

Me: Mom! Just leave it.

Mom: I hate internet.

Me: You mean the internet?

Mom: <already left room>