If there are two things you should know about me, here they are:

I love grilled food.
I hate fire. (Really. I was forced to learn how to strike a match at age 21 when it became ridiculous that I hadn't learned already.)

Now, with this knowledge in mind, I am the perfect candidate to own one of these guys.

If this looks as wonderful to you as it does to me, you can buy one for $29.95 over here. Just a great idea.