“Never Google Image search “C section.” Don’t do it.”
Mom Says
“Placing a bed facing north and south brings misfortune.”
“If garlic bread is the default bread that you serve at dinner – you’re *the shit*.”
Mom Says
“If you spill pepper you will have a serious argument with your best friend.”
“I’m sorry but bouquets are ugly. Best to stick to one type of flower and get a bunch of those, eh?”
Mom Says
“If you get hot sauce in your eye, use long hair to rub it out.”
“Go re-watch Frasier. It’s on Netflix.”
Mom Says
“It’s bad luck to let milk boil over.”
“If you can think of five or more ingredients that you absolutely refuse to eat, then please consider yourself high-maintenance. And stop going to dinner parties.”
Life Advice For Struggling Artists By Matthew Weiner
Matthew Weiner (the creator of Mad Men) just wrote this really great piece for Fast Company and if you've ever tried to create anything - I think you'll get a lot out of reading it.