Creepy Things Children Say (link) →

I just spent about an hour reading this.

Best one:

“I was sound asleep, and at around 6am I was woken up by my 4 year old daughters face inches from mine. She looked right into my eyes and whispered, “I want to peel all your skin off.” The backstory here is I had been sunburned the previous week, and was starting to peel. In my sleep addled state however, it was pretty terrifying for a few seconds.”

Reddit thread here. 

This makes me all kinds of happy on a dreary day. 

BONUS POST! May Shall Be The Most Beautiful Month (link) →

TOO. EXCITED.

Humans Dress Up As Animals For Zoo Escape (link) →

The photos are really the only reason I’m posting this. So great. 

Advice, All of It = Amazing (link) →

The chewing gum while chopping onions one is just… genius. 

Sums up so much of my love for her.

When Someone Suggests A Harry Potter Marathon

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New York Yankees Pay Tribute To Boston With “Sweet Caroline” (Link) →

Umm, I feel like this is the sweetest thing I’ve seen in awhile. Just so nice.