This makes me all kinds of happy. Especially Lucille's. So excited for the new episodes that came out yesterday.
Superman & The National Guard
I'm sorry, what's going on? Why the hell is the National Guard teaming up WITH A FICTIONAL ENTITY to try and enlist people?
I saw an ad for this before The Great Gatsby yesterday and wow. Just wow. So many things to say. Too many things. Brain shutting down.
Crazy Detailed Seinfeld Site
I just came across this Seinfeld tumblr/wordpress/dealy and it's pretty intense. I know. The show's been off the air for over a decade. It doesn't matter. Show's still great, man.
Go here to take a look. Just a ridiculous amount of information. Expect to waste... twenty minutes or so. So great.
Very excited.
Creepy Things Children Say (link) →
I just spent about an hour reading this.
Best one:
“I was sound asleep, and at around 6am I was woken up by my 4 year old daughters face inches from mine. She looked right into my eyes and whispered, “I want to peel all your skin off.” The backstory here is I had been sunburned the previous week, and was starting to peel. In my sleep addled state however, it was pretty terrifying for a few seconds.”
Reddit thread here.
This makes me all kinds of happy on a dreary day.
BONUS POST! May Shall Be The Most Beautiful Month (link) →
Humans Dress Up As Animals For Zoo Escape (link) →
The photos are really the only reason I’m posting this. So great.
Advice, All of It = Amazing (link) →
The chewing gum while chopping onions one is just… genius.