This is Wikipedia's interpretation of what bitterness looks like. Just made me laugh.
Arrested Development Chicken Dance
This makes me all kinds of happy. Especially Lucille's. So excited for the new episodes that came out yesterday.
Superman & The National Guard
I'm sorry, what's going on? Why the hell is the National Guard teaming up WITH A FICTIONAL ENTITY to try and enlist people?
I saw an ad for this before The Great Gatsby yesterday and wow. Just wow. So many things to say. Too many things. Brain shutting down.
Crazy Detailed Seinfeld Site
I just came across this Seinfeld tumblr/wordpress/dealy and it's pretty intense. I know. The show's been off the air for over a decade. It doesn't matter. Show's still great, man.
Go here to take a look. Just a ridiculous amount of information. Expect to waste... twenty minutes or so. So great.
Very excited.
Great tumblr to follow.
Great tumblr to follow.
Source: http://www.hurly-burly.com.au/
Creepy Things Children Say (link) →
I just spent about an hour reading this.
Best one:
“I was sound asleep, and at around 6am I was woken up by my 4 year old daughters face inches from mine. She looked right into my eyes and whispered, “I want to peel all your skin off.” The backstory here is I had been sunburned the previous week, and was starting to peel. In my sleep addled state however, it was pretty terrifying for a few seconds.”
Reddit thread here.
This makes me all kinds of happy on a dreary day.
BONUS POST! May Shall Be The Most Beautiful Month (link) →
TOO. EXCITED.
Humans Dress Up As Animals For Zoo Escape (link) →
The photos are really the only reason I’m posting this. So great.