Once in awhile, this site has some real gems. I don't read it as often as I used to - why? Not really a concrete reason, there are just too many good sites to remember.
Here are some of my favourites from over the years:
Man: You look like the black Sigourney Weaver.
Woman: I'm not black.
Man: Are you Sigourney Weaver?
-- Oasis Coffee Shop
College guy #1: Yo, do you know who directed Jaws 2?
College guy #2: Yeah. Oh wait, you mean the second one?
-- 23rd & 3rd
Guy #1: So she fine?
Guy #2: Yeah, man, and get this, guy: she's got full benefits!
Guy #1: Yo man, you better marry that shit!
-- Elevator, 42nd & Madison
Crazy man: Why did Freddy Krueger kill Martin Luther King? 'Cause he had a dream!
-- 1 train
Boy: Mom? Mom? Can I get this?
Mom: No.
Boy: I see you as a stranger now.
-- Burlington Coat Factory, Atlantic Center Mall
Dude: Look at those people there on the bench?
Chick: Which ones?
Dude: Those six people, all sitting there, all talking and animated and engaged with each other, each a representative of a different family of hair colour. We totally just walked through their sitcom and we didn't even know it.
-- Washington Square Park
Man on stoop on cell: Son, it sounds like you got yourself an STD.
-- Windsor Terrace
White girl: I'm sorry, I don't have any money.
Black guy: I didn't ask you for nuthin', lady!
-- 57th & Lexington
Man: Oh my God, it's sold out. What do we do?
Woman: I don't know. Suicide?
-- Film Forum, Houston Street
Woman: Hi!….Oh, I thought you were someone else.
Man: I am.
-- 52nd & Broadway
Conductor: Watch your step as you exit the train, and if you're late, just remember that life is a lot like being on this train: we may not be there yet, but we’re getting there.
--2 Train
