Incase you have any qualms about buying from Lululemon, please realize that there are billions of other places to get less expensive, good quality yoga pants. I can't get over how gorgeous these Nike ones ($65) are.
Victoria's Secret and The Gap have a pretty sweet selection, too. Especially the sports tank tops at Victoria's Secret - they last you YEARS, it's weird/great. If I were you, I'd stay away from the super-cheap workout clothes from places like Old Navy and H&M since they wear out pretty quickly.
If I ever stop using my wax sealer when mailing anything out, I'm gonna stamp my face all OVER your birthday cards. Oh God... just thought of this: using this instead of signing your name? You could just stamp this? Amazing. That's it, I'm buying this now. I was only going to tell you about it here, but it seems weird for me NOT to buy one for myself. Expect this face soon in any mailings I send you. You know who you are.
SUCH a good idea. Only $65. Maybe that seems expensive but you'll have it for life, so... I'm sorry, but it's totally worth it. Click on either photo to buy one yourself.
This is the best thing I've tried at e.l.f. thus far. I can definitely see why so many people are loyal to this little guy. I don't wear lipstick often, but I still use this every morning and night. I'm not sure if this is supposed to happen, but little bits of the exfoliator come off the stick and onto your lips in a way that makes it feel like it's really working and doing something. And if you use this exfoliator and then follow with some peppermint extract? You're going to feel indestructible. Please try that combination now.
And if you're into any kind of plumping lip agent/gloss/shine/whatever... you need to stop using that nonsense immediately and bring out the real, natural plump that's already in your lips. I swear to God it's there. Exfoliating them brings out that plump. Look it up.
This seems like a lot of lip maintenance, I know. But I can't tell you what a difference you'll see.
I'm not even going to dwell on the fact that this is only $3. You have no excuse to not get this.
Do you see these bowls? DO YOU SEE THEM?! They're STORAGE CONTAINER bowls. Why are they so gorgeous? Oh, I don't know - maybe because some genius came up with the idea that EVERYTHING CAN BE PRETTY.
This is coming across as angry and I'm really not mad right now. It just makes me sort of (pathetically) excited (just a bit) to know that containers like this exist. As soon as I learned of their presence in this world, I put them atop the list of things I need to buy immediately. So I guess all my ziplock containers can now officially EAT IT.
Cannot wait to get these. My fridge is going to flip the fuck out when she sees what kind of beauties I'm putting in her.
They're $8 each and available at Anthropologie. (Also, don't get me started on how sexy their regular cereal bowls are. Fuck.)
For crackers or cookies! I don't know about you, but I feel an enormous amount of pressure when opening cracker/cookie bags to eat them all within the span of two or three days, in fear of them going stale. Am I alone here? Am I the maniac? Anyway, such a good idea.
Are you not as excited about this as I am? 'Cause that's a shame then.
You can buy them off Amazon for $12.50 for a set of two.
I almost don't want to tell you how many items I've bought from this catalog. Not because it's embarrassing to talk about, but moreso because it'll place me a smidge higher than you in terms of our varying classiness factors.
Please don't judge, but these are the latest things I've purchased from this gorgeous retailer.
These are only a few of the things I absolutely had to have. I think it gives you an accurate impression of the types of things they sell. Anyway, just wanted to make you aware of its presence. They will mail you a free catalog if you request one, just check out their site.
In other Seinfeld news (I swear I'll eventually stop reporting about anything Seinfeld-related - no wait, I won't 'cause I RUN THIS BLOG), the entire series is available on DVD on Amazon right now for $59. FIFTY-NINE F-ING DOLLARS. Did you hear me? That is insane. If I didn't already own them all (and like a sap, I paid maybe... at least $40 PER season, years ago), then I would be all over this deal.
You are not better than this deal. Also, what a good gift.
UPDATE: As of February 8th, the price has now gone up to $99. Whose fault is that? Yours. For not buying it WHEN I TOLD YOU TO.
The best. I only wish I knew more golfers I could give this to.
Honestly, this seems like a pretty smart idea. However, it's $50 - which means I'm probably not going to get one anytime soon. If anything, I'm posting this here 'cause after I watched this video I sort of felt really bummed out by how disgusting my phone probably is every day. That's a reality I would have preferred to live without knowing. So instead of keeping that thought to myself, now you have to bask in it as well. Maybe we can revel in the fact that we're all bacteria-ridden demons who have gross phones!
If you think you're better than me and would like to get one of these, you can buy them at Phone Soap.
This product? Pure trash. Don't be fooled into thinking it's good just because Sephora endorses it. Don't!
If you're using this glue, you're going to hate putting on false lashes. I've been using it for a few weeks (because I couldn't find the Revlon one I love) and I can't tell you the amount of times I've screamed at that little tube of filth.
The two main problems?
- The glue doesn't stay on as long as the Revlon one.
- The applicator tip? Ugh, it's THE WORST. You have to pour some out on a napkin or piece of paper or something and then drag the lashes across it. BOOO! The Revlon one has an applicator that allows you to paste the glue onto the lashes directly.
For more fake lash talk, go on over here if you missed it the first time around.
