“If your right foot itches, you’re supposed to bear the pain and do not scratch it, otherwise your good luck will fade away.
If your left foot itches, you should scratch it a lot to ward off bad fortune.”
Trader Joe's Tea Tree Products

All right, I use all these guys. I’m not gonna go really deep into why they’re great to use, but here are a few tiny points:
- they’re relatively inexpensive
- I can understand every ingredient written on the back labels
- smells amazing
- it just feels cleaner than using other stuff from a drugstore
All right, that last point wasn’t terribly scientific. But honestly, the best part of using this stuff is when you leave it on for a little bit (I’m only speaking about the shampoo and the body wash right now) longer than you’re supposed to — there’s this tingling sensation that happens that just sort makes your shower seem more fun? If that makes any sense? If you’re intrigued by that statement, then perhaps you should just buy some (or visit me and try some) to see what I mean.
If you’re in New York, you can obviously get them at Trader Joe’s and you can get them online at Amazon. Fantastic products.
“I’m just gonna be myself when I get there, okay? I’m not gonna try to impress anybody.”
Why You Should Use Microsoft Entourage

All right, I have a lot of points on why you would benefit from Entourage. And because I happen to be in a numerical mood right now, off we go:
- Let me be clear: I only use this program for its Calendar feature. That is all. And it’s totally worth the purchase, even for only that one element.
- This is my backup system for remembering birthdays, anniversaries, vacations, holidays (I don’t mean Christmas, but moreso the kinds that don’t fall on the same day each year), six month check-up days, bill payment dates, the last time you backed up your laptop, appointments, death days (why is this important? I don’t know, but it gets written down ‘cause it feels important), etc.
- You can set up specifically what kind of reminder you want for each event, ie. being reminded of something a minute before it happens or, say, a few days before, whatever.
- A reminder box pops up and appears, no matter what window on your computer is open. This is amazing, in my opinion, because it lets me live my life a little easier without having to check my calendar constantly to see what I’m forgetting or missing. (Also, even having a reminder is optional.)
- Optional color co-ordination. Everything can (not must) be organized into categories like family, personal, recreation, work, etc.
- You have a distinct record of what’s going on in your life past, present and future.
The above photo is just an example of what it looks like, that one shown isn’t mine. Mine is much too precious for your curious little eyes.
I can’t really tell you how much I love using this guy. It’s way too organized, beautiful and I think you probably need it in your life. No pressure.
There will never be a greater moment in television history. I’m sorry. But that’s a damn fact.
“For what it’s worth, it’s never too late, or, in my case, too early to be whoever you want to be. There’s no time limit. Start whenever you want. You can change or stay the same. There are no rules to this thing. We can make the best or the worst of it. And I hope you make the best of it. I hope you see things that startle you. I hope you feel things you never felt before. I hope you meet people with a different point of view. I hope you live a life you’re proud of. And if you find that you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again.”
“Got a headache? Put some Vicks VapoRub on your forehead instead of taking an Aspirin. (Don’t use the no-name Vicks knockoff. That stuff is trash.)”
Jon Stewart - Gun Control (link) →
Tip - Vitamin E Cream & Baby Oil
All right, listen. I got rough elbows. That is - I *used* to get rough elbows. You know what I mean by that, they were ashy as hell little nubs. I’d endlessly rub this Life brand Vitamin E cream on throughout the day, with little results, for as long as I can remember. And a few weeks ago, I was reaching for the Life bottle and it slipped off my dresser due to some oil that had spilled underneath it.
The heavens parted, and I came up with the idea of combining the two. And man? I’ll never go back. Now if you’re going to try this, you must use the tiniest amount of baby oil, otherwise too much will for sure dry them out. And I’m just using this on elbows, I haven’t tried it on anywhere else yet. Perhaps on a particularly ashy day, I’ll venture elsewhere, but until then…