Not really sure why, but I enjoyed this a lot and especially think it’s great when people save rejection letters. Feels like an important thing to do.
Tim Burton's First Rejection Letter →
Take an ordinary binder clip (by the by, I had no idea it was called a binder clip before writing this post) and attach it to one of the shelf rings (shelf rings? that’s definitely not what that’s called) in your fridge (if you have a fridge that has those) in order to hold more bottles. Maybe you’re reading this and going, “Wow. She’s really run out of stuff to advise upon.” But you’d be wrong, my friend. When I came across this, I saved it in a folder from years ago because I just really think it’s a great idea. Especially if you’re having a party and you could use the fridge space.
I came across it on this great site that has millions of lists I like to go over sometimes: Real Simple
Tip - Eat This Curried Chicken Sandwich In NYC
I apologize for being so city-specific in the following post, but I must.
All right. There aren’t words in my vocabulary to describe how delicious this sandwich is. During the first twenty years of my life, I never cared to order anything curry-related on any menu ever. Let that be known. No real reason for that either, just didn’t seem like my sort of deal. And long ago, on a dewey summer’s day, during the lunch break of a long-forgotten and insignificant internship in the city, someone gave me a bite of this sandwich. That moment altered my curry outlook from there on in. And I hope you understand how monumental that statement is to make.
If the above photo does not make it look divine, that is due to my inexperience photographing my food. I’m not sure I would be proud to have such a skill, but alas I do not.
I first ate this baby in 2004 and it’s still in my top ten list of foods I crave in this city.
Details:
What: The Coronation Chicken Sandwich on white bread (this is the only white bread I still allow myself, because it just works better with the sandwich) and it’s $7.95
Where: Tea & Sympathy - 108 Greenwich Avenue, there’s also a British shop next door (it’s owned by the same management) where you can get it to-go.
When: It’s only available before 5pm.
Why: Because I said so, dummy.
“Want whiter teeth, but can’t afford costly whiteners? Get a tan. Conversely: want to look tanner, but can’t afford a vacation? Get some teeth whitener. I’m serious. This works for me.”
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These smoke dealies make me very happy for some reason. Or whenever there’s smoke coming out of the sewer? UGH, SUCH SEXY IMAGERY.
Read Alan Alda's Autobiographies (Yes, There Are Two)
It’s no secret that Alan Alda is great. If you don’t know who he is… then… man. Google it. It’s a sin that you don’t know already/I’m not about to waste time in here educating you. That man is wonderful. And these books of his are gems. GEMS! And keep in mind - I was only lukewarm on the ol’ Alda train before I read these, but after? Well, let’s not delve into the dreams I’ve had about him.
Here are some of my favorite parts from the two books:
“It seems hard to believe you grew from that little baby… into a friend of mine.”
“I went out for a beer after class one evening with a fellow student. He looked down in his beer and said, “You know, if we really want to be first-class artists, we’ll have to give up everything. Everything. We’ll have to give up friends and movies and reading the Sunday Times.” I nodded and grunted in agreement. But inwardly I was thinking, “What the hell is he talking about? What kind of romantic bullshit is this?”
“And then he gave me, apart from not drifting while I talked, the only advice he ever gave me about acting. “Always find a place to sit down,” he said. “Your legs will get tired. Look for places to sit down. Whenever you can.” I nodded as if I understood. This is really strange advice, I thought. What could he possibly mean? Is he so empty that he thinks this is the secret of a life on the stage? I wish I could go back now and touch his hand. Touch his hand and thank him for sharing a speck of the reality of his life with me. Not the vague generality of most people’s advice, but a little bite of life: the ache in his leg on a long day. Anesthetized by youth, I missed it.”
These are just a few parts, but both books are definitely worth reading. Even if you miraculously DON’T love this man already.
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Mom Says
“If your right foot itches, you’re supposed to bear the pain and do not scratch it, otherwise your good luck will fade away.
If your left foot itches, you should scratch it a lot to ward off bad fortune.”
Trader Joe's Tea Tree Products
All right, I use all these guys. I’m not gonna go really deep into why they’re great to use, but here are a few tiny points:
- they’re relatively inexpensive
- I can understand every ingredient written on the back labels
- smells amazing
- it just feels cleaner than using other stuff from a drugstore
All right, that last point wasn’t terribly scientific. But honestly, the best part of using this stuff is when you leave it on for a little bit (I’m only speaking about the shampoo and the body wash right now) longer than you’re supposed to — there’s this tingling sensation that happens that just sort makes your shower seem more fun? If that makes any sense? If you’re intrigued by that statement, then perhaps you should just buy some (or visit me and try some) to see what I mean.
If you’re in New York, you can obviously get them at Trader Joe’s and you can get them online at Amazon. Fantastic products.
“I’m just gonna be myself when I get there, okay? I’m not gonna try to impress anybody.”
Why You Should Use Microsoft Entourage
All right, I have a lot of points on why you would benefit from Entourage. And because I happen to be in a numerical mood right now, off we go:
- Let me be clear: I only use this program for its Calendar feature. That is all. And it’s totally worth the purchase, even for only that one element.
- This is my backup system for remembering birthdays, anniversaries, vacations, holidays (I don’t mean Christmas, but moreso the kinds that don’t fall on the same day each year), six month check-up days, bill payment dates, the last time you backed up your laptop, appointments, death days (why is this important? I don’t know, but it gets written down ‘cause it feels important), etc.
- You can set up specifically what kind of reminder you want for each event, ie. being reminded of something a minute before it happens or, say, a few days before, whatever.
- A reminder box pops up and appears, no matter what window on your computer is open. This is amazing, in my opinion, because it lets me live my life a little easier without having to check my calendar constantly to see what I’m forgetting or missing. (Also, even having a reminder is optional.)
- Optional color co-ordination. Everything can (not must) be organized into categories like family, personal, recreation, work, etc.
- You have a distinct record of what’s going on in your life past, present and future.
The above photo is just an example of what it looks like, that one shown isn’t mine. Mine is much too precious for your curious little eyes.
I can’t really tell you how much I love using this guy. It’s way too organized, beautiful and I think you probably need it in your life. No pressure.