“No matter how much you want extra cream cheese on that bagel, do not order extra. You will feel quite ill afterward.”
Laundry Punching Bag
This just seems like a great idea. Not sure why you can’t do it with your regular, old current laundry bag… but still a neat idea. (Note: I just tried punching my laundry bag a minute ago and it seemed to do no damage to the bag and my noted aggression was put at ease.) Why do I have boxing gloves in my bedroom? Well, you mind your business.
If you want to get real fancy and buy one, see here. I took note of this item from this beauty of a site.
Tip - Soft Lips Lip Balm
I’ve been using this brand of lip balm for over ten years now. Maybe that’s a sad sentence to hear. Or maybe I just know when something is especially quite good. Why is this baby so good? I’ll tell you why, jerk. THEY’RE SO SLIM! Really. That’s probably my main reason. Yeah, they smell good and go on smooth, but every damn lip balm does/has that. These just glide right into my pocket and aren’t as bulky as your run-of-the-mill ChapStick. I also feel like it lasts longer than other brands, but that could just be a completely false statement.
Apparently you can buy them at Walgreens, but I haven’t seen proof of that yet so I just buy a bunch when I’m in Canada at Shoppers Drug Mart.
If you’re weird enough to purchase lip balm in bulk and/or online, you can get them here. I’ve never bought them online before, but I might now because they offer silly flavors like marshmallow ghost.
Sorry about calling you a jerk. That was rude.
Mom Says
“It is unlucky to cut fingernails on a Friday or Saturday.”
Jon Stewart - Women In Combat (link) →
“The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.”
The Simpsons Sailboat Painting
My mom painted this herself and gave it to me as a Christmas gift two years ago. If you don’t know why it’s great, well… I feel for you. I really do. Mainly because it’s an homage to one of the greatest television shows OF OUR TIME. This is the one item in my possession that I would feel it necessary to pass onto my future children as a family heirloom of sorts… I can already envision myself making a really big fuss when those ungrateful little cretins don’t give a damn about it.
I know I’m a little late in liking this song, but I can’t be on top of everything always, now can I. It’s so goddam catchy and great. It was on this week’s Girls episode (‘Bad Friend’) and was definitely one of the highlights. (Girls review coming in the future… will it be a bad or a good review? My opinion changes daily, so we shall soon see.)
MoMA Sky Umbrella
I have/love this umbrella and I just broke it. With that starting sentence, perhaps you think I will go on to berate this item, BUT YOU WOULD BE WRONG. I love this guy, and tomorrow I’m going out to buy a new one that is exactly the same. It was my own stupid fault for breaking it (I was leaning on it excessively out of boredom at the Apple store and the handle broke off, if you must know). BUT the point is - I’ve had this umbrella for eight years. EIGHT YEARS OF STURDINESS! Mind you, it’s a little costly for something that most people lose constantly ($48), but if you’re a little less scatterbrained than the average adult, then I suggest you get one of these. It’s probably lame to state, but the sky underneath literally makes me happier on days that are pure trash.
You can purchase this beauty here or by going to one of the MoMA (Museum of Modern Art) stores in New York.
“Due to it being a weapon and a tooth cleaner, carry dental floss in your purse or pocket.”