“Wear as little black as possible. It looks like you’re trying to hide how good you look.”
Running Or How I Learned To Grow Up And Become Healthier
All right, I run. I know I don't seem like a runner, but I am. It's definitely a relatively new thing, since I only started about a year ago. And it's not like I've always hated running, I'm actually really fast (well, really fast at night... I know that seems like it doesn't make sense, but really, something about the night makes me run faster).
Why did I want to start to run? Well, I never used to exercise at all. Really, it never happened. I would fake sprain my ankle for every single track tournament we had at school, so I wouldn't have to move an inch. I got a year-long YMCA pass when I was 16 with my best friend Harmeet and every time we went, we'd spend thirty minutes in the "warm-up" room and then go five feet outside of the Y exit to get some TCBY. That yogurt is still the best in the world. So now that I'm a full-fledged adult, I need to do stuff like this - and running is the easiest, non-invasive thing to get into. Eventually I'm sure I'll get a gym pass, but for now this is the best thing with the least amount of effort that I can bring myself to care about.
Tips That I've Learned About Running
- If you run on a treadmill and you don't want to lose your ass, then make sure you set it at an incline (read about that here, and all that whole piece is so true)
- People seem 10% impressed to hear that you're a runner
- You can run for longer periods of time (without strain) if you use replacement insoles
What kind of soles? I've tried Dr. Scholl's Active Series ones and they're pretty magical. They're only $20 or so and I've taken them out and used them in different shoes when I need to. They feel ridiculously more comfortable than just the default insoles.
I was recently at an event where I got to work out with Dolvett Quince (the celebrity personal trainer from The Biggest Loser, who was a sincere delight and is amazing as what he does) and I used these insoles. And to be honest, I figured I'd have some problems since I broke my foot last year - but they felt great against my feet. Sidenote: have you ever worked out with a personal trainer before? Go do it. This was my second time (my first time I threw up in the bathroom in the middle of the session, but that was mostly from nervousness, I think - nervousness and excessive movement) and this time, well, it was exhausting, but a tolerable amount of exhausting. But my feet could handle it all, which is my main point here.
You are not better than new insoles. They are better than you. Try these out to see what I mean.
*Special thanks to Haasan Morse at Morse Code PR for inviting me to work out with Dolvett.
Superman & The National Guard
I'm sorry, what's going on? Why the hell is the National Guard teaming up WITH A FICTIONAL ENTITY to try and enlist people?
I saw an ad for this before The Great Gatsby yesterday and wow. Just wow. So many things to say. Too many things. Brain shutting down.
Mom Says
“If someone is talking about you somewhere, your ear will ring. If it’s the left ear - someone is saying something nice or good about you, but if it’s your right ear, then somebody is saying something bad about you.”
Trader Joe's Coconut Body Butter
If I were a celebrity, I’m pretty sure the only thing I would endorse is body butter. We all benefit from body butter. It is cream’s cooler, older brother. If you haven’t tried it, I'd encourage you to give it a whirl.
While I am a fan of the specialty stores that sell it (mainly The Body Shop), I am not a fan of their ridiculous prices. An eight ounce container can go for north of $20. For one container. And in the past, I would pay that! I foolishly thought that was the only way. NO MORE!
This Trader Joe’s body butter is definitely as good, if not better, than anything at The Body Shop. And it’s eons cheaper. And it also doesn’t leave that oily residue that I’ve experienced with other, more expensive butters.
Seriously, give it a go. And just as a sidenote: it’s way more fun to say I’m “buttering myself up” as opposed to “lotioning myself up,” just rolls off the tongue easier.
It’s $12 on Amazon. And it’s $5 at Trader Joe’s.
“Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.”
Crazy Detailed Seinfeld Site
I just came across this Seinfeld tumblr/wordpress/dealy and it's pretty intense. I know. The show's been off the air for over a decade. It doesn't matter. Show's still great, man.
Go here to take a look. Just a ridiculous amount of information. Expect to waste... twenty minutes or so. So great.
Best Soup in Albany
One of the best soups I've ever had is the Potato & Arugula soup in Albany, NY at Elda's On Lark. If you find yourself in Albany, go eat this soup. I know, this seems like a weak post, but man... if you've tasted this baby, you'd understand where I'm coming from right now.
Honorable Mentions in the Category of Fine Soups
- Lobster Bisque at The Original Soupman in NYC
- French Onion at Cinema Cafe Restaurant in NYC
- Asparagus and Shrimp at Aquagrill in NYC
The Hang Around Cooking Utensils
"Created by Kibisi for Muuto, each beech wood tool features a small slit that allows you to perch it on the edge of the pan or pot."
Just a great idea. You can purchase a set for $45 from The Fancy.
“Ain’t nothing worse than an ashy ass.”