“If you’re sprinkling cheese overtop your cooked pasta dish, before you put the noodles on the plate – put a dusting of grated cheese on the plate before you add the pasta. Hidden cheese on the bottom of any pasta dish IS AMAZING.”
LiquiGlide
“LiquiGlide is the first and only company to create permanently wet slippery surfaces. There is no other durable solution that makes viscous liquids slide easily.”
Ummm, THIS IS AMAZING. If you're like me and have a billion questions, it's best for you to just go on over here for some answers.
Do you understand how cool an idea this is? You'll never waste a drop of anything again IN YOUR LIFE. Is it just me or is that ketchup video fucking mesmerizing to watch? It's so silky, damnit. You can watch other things slide out of glasses and tubes over here, ya know, if you're into it.
THE FUTURE!
The Iron Sheik on Twitter
Can't describe to you how much that tweet made me laugh. If you don't already follow The Iron Sheik, you probably should.
Mom Says
“It is bad luck to sleep on a table.”
Blue Cheese Croutons
When I own an oven again, these are getting made SO HARD.
“Whether you think you can or think you can’t, either way you are right.”
Cord Idea
Source: Wondersify
Source: Wondersify
If this isn’t a beautiful idea, then I don’t know what is.
Parade
I always wanted this scene to be longer.
What Should I Read Next?
Am I crazy late to this party? Does everyone already know about this site? Or sites like this? 'Cause this is the first one that's given me actually good recommendations so far. (I was a little peeved that my Martin Short search came up with nothing because my "search edition doesn't appear in many users' booklists" - what kind of losers aren't including that in their goddam booklists?! Anyway.) Check if out if you can't think of what to read next.
This Urn Will Turn You Into A Tree After You Die
Photo Credit: Bios Urn
Photo Credit: Bios Urn
"The Bios Urn is 100% biodegradable, made of coconut shell, compacted peat, and cellulose. It has two parts — a top capsule for the seed, and a bottom part for the ashes. This structure allows the seed to germinate separated from the ashes and their high acidity. Once the urn starts to biodegrade, the seed roots are already strong enough to contact them and the entire set becomes part of the sub-soil.
The urn is manufactured both for people and for pets; it can be used with ash saved from another urn, and it doesn’t expire. So far, the studio has distributed the urn to more than 7,000 people worldwide. When ordering, the customers can pick the type of seed they would like — oak, maple, pine, gingko, beech, ash, or choose to get an urn without a seed in order to use their own. Either way, the cost is $145 plus shipping."
Whoa.
“Bios Urn changes the way people see death, converting the ‘end of life’ into a transformation and a return to life through nature. [It is] a smart, sustainable, and ecologically friendly way to approach what’s, probably, one of the most important moments in human life.”
My favourite part? You can choose what kind of tree! Imagine seeing forests instead of graveyards? Isn't that a crazy better idea? Also, is it just me or is it way more comforting (and the opposite of sad) to visit someone in the woods than in a cemetery? THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER.