“I prefer being frank with children. I’m more likely to say, ‘You must be exhausted,’ or ‘I know a lot of people who would kill for that little waistline of yours.”
Love
Mister Lonely
“A Michael Jackson impersonator (Diego Luna) visits a commune where residents (Samantha Morton, Denis Lavant) imitate Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, the Three Stooges and others.”
I won't be able to express how much I love this movie. It's such an original idea and I love, love, love the ending. If you don't intend on seeking it out, just watch the ending (below). I know I've quoted the last lines of it before on this blog, but it's even better when you can hear it said. I promise you that you'll love it. And if you don't, you're dead inside.
Tip of the Day - Kiwis
Cut kiwis in half for a built-in bowl!
The Best Part From Jurassic Park 3
“If garlic bread is the default bread that you serve at dinner – you’re *the shit*.”
The Luckiest - Ben Folds
If this isn't one of the most romantic songs you've ever heard, get out.
Elizabeth Warren
Mom Says
“If you spill pepper you will have a serious argument with your best friend.”
Best Chalkboard Gag
Love this so much.