“A loaf of bread should never be turned upside down after a slice has been cut from it.”
Happy Birthday, Ma!
Ma turns 97 today and continues to be the best. I love this woman more than I know how to express. If you've met her, you understand what I'm talking about. I wish I were with you right now in Trinidad to celebrate, but I know that everyone around you will make it a great day. I can't possibly love you more.
“I am the sum total of everyone I have ever met and I’m grateful to have absorbed some of it.”
Winter List 2015
This is how I feel about winter.
Everyone keeps telling me that this is going to be a mild winter, so I'm going to try as hard as possible to make that not so. Ya know, with my mind. So we shall see.
What will I do this winter? Oh, I don't know - maybe a little of this, a little of that. JUST KIDDING HERE'S THE LIST.
FINALLY try to make cauliflower crust for a pizza. I've been wanting to do this forever and now that I have an oven and a pizza pan, I have no more excuses not to make one.
Visit the Martha Stewart Café in Chelsea. It opened in March and I still haven't gone, which makes zero sense since I whole-heartedly support this woman.
Finally visit Fraunces Tavern, the city's oldest building. I've been meaning to go here for years, I gotta get on this.
Make homemade vanilla extract. I didn't even know you could do this until recently, definitely have to attempt it.
Eat a By Chloe vegan burger. I keep seeing these open up around the city and I'm constantly told that they're as good as regular burgers, so I will eat one and tell you if people are lying.
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Shoveling
Uploaded by Todd P on 2015-12-16.
She angry-shovels just like me!
Great
Anomalisa
From writer Charlie Kaufman (Being John Malkovich, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind) and Duke Johnson (Moral Orel, Frankenhole) comes Anomalisa. Michael Stone, husband, father and respected author of "How May I Help You Help Them?" is a man crippled by the mundanity of his life.
All you ever have to say to me is "Charlie Kaufman's apart of this" and I'm in.
“If you make smoothies at home and you haven’t incorporated frozen pineapple chunks, you’re missing out on life itself.”
Magic Christmas Tree
Please excuse the haters over at IMDB who called this movie "a trite and joyless experience that will leave you rummaging through the medicine cabinet", said "this weird little out-of-body experience makes no sense at all, even as a kiddie's fantasy" and "this satanic Christmas diddy should be shown in film schools as an example of how not to make a movie".
Incase you're tired of watching Elf and need something new?
Fuller House
The house is full again. Candace Cameron-Bure, Jodie Sweetin, and Andrea Barber are back in Fuller House - coming to Netflix February 26. The Full House adventures continue when D.J. Tanner-Fuller calls upon her sister, Stephanie, and her friend, Kimmy, to move in and help raise her three boys.
No idea how to feel about this.