“If you dream of fish, someone you know is pregnant.”
Primer Water Spray from Smashbox
I was prepared to make fun of this Primer Water spray from Smashbox that I got for free from Sephora, but uhhh... IT’S REFRESHING AS HELL.
What does it actually do? No idea. It apparently is supposed to “wake up skin and restore moisture—like a supercharged energy drink for your skin.” Is it worth $32 for a full sized bottle? Probably not. But the sample size that’s free sometimes at Sephora? GET IT.
“To have been loved so deeply, even though the person who loved us is gone, will give us some protection forever.”
Hahah
My House
CANNOT STOP PLAYING THIS.
In My Words
I hate celebrity gossip/"news" more than anyone you'll probably ever meet. But you know this. Remember what I do to tabloid magazines? Well, there's a way to do that same type of thing - but on the internet.
It's a Chrome extension (called In My Words) that you can install on your computer that replaces any words or phrases that you're sick of seeing with words or phrases you'd prefer. Once you install it, you can browse the internet and never ever see the words/phrases that annoy you. For example, any overexposed celebrities that I can't seem to escape, I've replaced with just the word "irrelevant." Is that dumb? Maybe. Has it made my internet life much less irritating? Bigtime.
How it works :
- Add the extension to Google Chrome
- Click the Wrench icon, go to “Tools-> Extensions-> In My words”
- Click “Options”
- Enter words and their replacements
- Click Save and start browsing
That Hat
Everybody could use an iguana boyfriend.
“If you visit Las Vegas and DON’T see Celine Dion, you’ll regret that later in life.”
The Rock Alarm Clock
Dwayne Johnson made a motivational alarm clock app and it's called The Rock Clock. It "doesn't have a wimpy snooze button," but has messages from The Rock himself to help get you out of bed in the morning. You can also sync your alarm to his sleeping schedule if you like waking up at 4am.
Happy Hour Finder App
Happy Hour Finder is an easy way to explore happy hours near your current location, or anywhere else in the United States. You can view all the happy hours on a list or on a map, including all the happy hour details. Such a good idea.