If you're ever in Pomeroy, Ohio or Spencer, West Virginia - I beg you to go to the local town McDonald's, order a pizza and then do the following.

Photograph it.
Savour it.
Call me up and let me know if it's the same pizza from the nineties.

How is this happening? How do they possibly have the same ingredients as the pizzas from twenty years ago? HOW!? It kind of seems like a trap to get people to come to these towns, in my opinion. But that's just a theory.