Each month, I’ll share my favourite tweets from the past month within my end-of-the-month post that I always do, but since those lists are getting so long I’ve decided that they officially need their own post. So here we are, these were the funniest, best tweets of March 2021.

duck train pic.twitter.com/tsWTzqypXO
— josh (@slimeslinger) March 2, 2021

everyone in Canada hearing about America’s vaccine rollout pic.twitter.com/DfcMKPZnEM
— Danita Steinberg (@danitasteinberg) March 2, 2021

no one dresses better than the starling in her cloak of many stars pic.twitter.com/Sqf2RCS2Er
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙‍♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) March 3, 2021

I am literally crying laughing. pic.twitter.com/k7ur1dDt6S
— Noam Blum (@neontaster) March 4, 2021

I hate a “SO TELL ME ABOUT A TIME” ass interview 😂 man LOOK y’all need help or not
— 💋 (@yafavoriteeeee) March 5, 2021

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— bailey meyers (@baileymeyers) March 7, 2021

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— liz hynes (@anticapitalizm) March 8, 2021

yo car when it see you got some money: pic.twitter.com/FQ501mQWEg
— Tray 🥷🏾 (@yousleepontray) March 8, 2021

Jon Hamm is 50 today so here is a picture of him cooking eggs that is burned in my brain for eternity for some reason pic.twitter.com/W8hL1zJJmG
— Julia Claire (@ohJuliatweets) March 10, 2021

My four year old was about to have a whole tantrum and my 6 year old helped him manage his breathing so he could calm down.... I’d say I’m doing freaking alright pic.twitter.com/wkGYPn0H4a
— ♥️B⚘ O⚘ Y⚘ MOM♥️ (@Ashleyoutloud) March 15, 2021

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The “I hope I see him” almost took me 🥺I’ll take 1 please pic.twitter.com/MZM0lbEChr
— Carlos Enrique Rodriguez Eduardo Montoyo III (@principeloso) March 15, 2021

https://t.co/hW7409Epdf pic.twitter.com/XbTewJ0g4c
— Love from the planet Mars (@oliviaknowpe) March 16, 2021

Woke up at 2am almost kicked the shit out my baby sittin up wit her frozen wig on thought Annabelle had my ass😭 pic.twitter.com/lpwH8LMNBr
— IG: @perdoirk_ (@stayfrea_) March 20, 2021

Tried to impress Grandma but she shot me down hard pic.twitter.com/kPHmmwkaQa
— Atsuko Okatsuka (@AtsukoComedy) March 22, 2021

March 2020 March 2021 pic.twitter.com/JYmgD4oWWH
— joshua (@joshcharles_21) March 22, 2021

I love that everyone thinks they’re going party it up in style after the pandemic but we’re just gonna be drunk at a Sbarro on a Thursday
— Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio) March 24, 2021

“If you don't see the book you want on the shelf, write it.”
—Beverly Cleary https://t.co/dztXAwJ7rB
— Austin Kleon (@austinkleon) March 26, 2021

when my brother died and everyone was acting normal like the world hadn’t ended and everything just kept going I was like “what the hell” but I did know objectively only my world ended. now hundreds of thousands of people are dead and I feel insane that people are acting normal.
— alyssa, the Ted Lasso enjoyer, (@alyssakeiko) March 26, 2021

Just for the Gates/Bezos fans pic.twitter.com/7QshBwPCzA
— David Lo Pun-ch Nazis (@helpmeskeletor) March 27, 2021

if u ever feel insecure just remember that there is at least one couple where your name is a sensitive topic. kinda sexy of you to be that important
— kat daddy (@spacebrat_) March 27, 2021

So i did a thing today!!! pic.twitter.com/TzIcqF53HK
— Kellie Ford (@So_Al_like) March 27, 2021

The problem isnt the dress, it's how people automatically sexualize women with certain body types. Had someone with a different physique worn the same dress, it wouldn't be a problem. She can't leave her ass at home to accommodate your perverted views. https://t.co/m2rVdbY8dk
— MPHO 🌻 (@MphoMoalamedi) March 28, 2021

notice how we say “man” whenever we’re disappointed
— TheGbemisola🍸 (@Gbemideyforyou) March 28, 2021

when your humans buy you a slide
(bassetronald : tiktok)
(ronaldbasset IG) pic.twitter.com/05FVditfk2
— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) March 30, 2021

You can find my favourite tweets of last month over here, if you’re so inclined.