May Favourites

The best of the month can be read over here.

The Best Tweets + Threads of May

Dramatic Shohei vs. Dramatic Chipmunk

Shohei is on the left. pic.twitter.com/pZ0y3Utggh

— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) May 14, 2026

Well that escalated quickly pic.twitter.com/kR9oUhTpbL

— Ely Sussman (@RealEly) May 17, 2026

The Coca Cola mist zone from wonderland would save me rn pic.twitter.com/VrBHO0krdX

— Pastor Kyle. (@itsqail) May 18, 2026

THROWING THE GUM NEVER FAILS TO DESTROY ME XJDJSJDHSB https://t.co/roxLRAmPaM pic.twitter.com/7pDk9dlVu2

— roseanne 🥀 (@HoodieFrazier) May 20, 2026

this is so fucking funny https://t.co/cobNB22QCs

— Diana (@bigsportsgirly) May 21, 2026

It's been a long time since I've seen so much useful advice in one place.
I think I'll have a pickle.

(Richard Scarry, author and illustrator) pic.twitter.com/pm9RBElITo

— .stuff (@vintagestuff4) May 21, 2026

The Birds of Canada banknote series was so peak. pic.twitter.com/trFao0wwnX

— Co-op Tory 🍁 (@CoopTory) May 21, 2026

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. comes into this shot like a cartoon character. Fantastic stolen base. #BlueJays pic.twitter.com/9FTfHc7jmm

— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) May 21, 2026

watch the 2025 mlb world series https://t.co/oSyrQsceuS

— aj (@schneiderholics) May 23, 2026

The Yohendrick Piñango temporary "💋" tattoo giveaway next year will be a weird one, but I think it will sell. #BlueJays

— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) May 23, 2026

how it feels zoning out when your uncle starts yapping at the family function pic.twitter.com/wMmt2EyEPx

— r (@6ffside) May 23, 2026

Explaining to my girlfriend that even though the Blue Jays are 2 games below .500 they’re in a playoff spot pic.twitter.com/PiMueX4AqV

— johnny (@JohnnyGiunta_) May 23, 2026

Little kid got SMOKED by an Ohtani home run pic.twitter.com/sLvfzHC2oG

— Baseball Quotes (@BaseballQuotes1) May 24, 2026

if i hit someone with a pitch i'd be on the verge of tears and have to take myself out of the game but that's just me

— annie (@sweetndpolite) May 27, 2026

https://t.co/7dXqZSRfAh pic.twitter.com/86EMqWGw9E

— Andrew Stoeten (@AndrewStoeten) May 27, 2026

maybe the real anti-aging principles is living a life of whimsy pic.twitter.com/gOaFY06HCO

— TrueRGM (@TrueRGM) May 28, 2026

The best tweets and threads of last month can be found over here.

The Best Tweets + Threads of April

I love the latin phrase "solvitur ambulando" which translates to "it is solved by walking". I make sure to walk to 1-1.5 hours every day it sparks some of the best ideas in my head. https://t.co/A1bh8apslE

— Ankur Handa (@ankurhandos) April 4, 2026

hit me pic.twitter.com/H3dL46AO5S

— annie (@sweetndpolite) April 4, 2026

— James Baldwin, They Can’t Turn Back pic.twitter.com/KkNL60gPJL

— love drops (@lovedropx) April 5, 2026

a little too real for me jibjab hot dog pic.twitter.com/UTJoMjrFkv

— horse dentist (@equine__dentist) April 6, 2026

🤘 #BlueJays fans today is a new day 🤪 pic.twitter.com/ZMNeGHLtEO

— OK Blue Jays (@JaysClubhouse) April 7, 2026

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— love drops (@lovedropx) April 8, 2026

My coworker said I dress like I caught a lizard and I'm waiting for a chance to show it to everyone pic.twitter.com/XU8zNnTm44

— Jon Bird (@2002tacomasr5) April 9, 2026

I NEED this guy’s baseball sweater like I need water pic.twitter.com/dwGPRGtNN5

— Blake R. Weiner (@BlakeWeiner) April 11, 2026

found the note my sister passed me when our mother announced that our parents were divorcing pic.twitter.com/gHBTzuChXv

— pamela ❤️‍🔥 (@tisthepamseason) April 12, 2026

no one is listening to heineman im crying pic.twitter.com/diY6qRVNl3

— sky ✧˖°⭑˖ (@stoppedbysilovs) April 15, 2026

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— Respectful Memes (@RespectfulMemes) April 17, 2026

I love my team and my team loves jeff hoffman ❤️ https://t.co/L5dzuEY7F2 pic.twitter.com/G1PWGmmEUe

— edwin 🐶🐟 (@torononian) April 19, 2026

obsessed with how no one is allowed to talk to max scherzer on his start days but then every other day he doesn’t stop yapping😭 pic.twitter.com/uGLbAtzei0

— ًᵗᵒ (@tosports13) April 19, 2026

how i'll be removing myself from conversations from now on https://t.co/C4gjj4YyEZ

— Kaiji Von Tang (@KaijiTang) April 20, 2026

I love this town #LFGM pic.twitter.com/taBl8zocug

— Greg Wyshynski (@wyshynski) April 21, 2026

Amazing correction here https://t.co/mOhbg56vIs pic.twitter.com/8lYoZdgksN

— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) April 22, 2026

jays bases loaded and 0 outs pic.twitter.com/xJP9tjpmb2

— mik ⚾️ (@redhoodjays) April 25, 2026

Jays should do a Varland jersey giveaway with two handprints across the shoulders https://t.co/sk2eLzqFz9

— Honduras Volta (@CarrotFollower) April 26, 2026

Life finds a way https://t.co/bDEoicjrJ9

— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) April 28, 2026

there’s absolutely no thoughts in his head pic.twitter.com/1mI5pZ5wOw

— paige ౨ৎ (@68FLUHARTY) April 28, 2026

tyler rogers it seems I've grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa's orchard

— louis “the committee” varland (@wollapologist) April 29, 2026

Last thing a batter sees before his soul is snatched pic.twitter.com/IGBbzw2iku

— Lev (@Levbaseball) April 29, 2026

“The Committee” goes bananas as a nickname https://t.co/DHVKT4fq0m

— Owen Hill (@_ohill) April 29, 2026

My dog waiting for me to drop something on the floor in the kitchen pic.twitter.com/syPCAfn8lh

— Kendra Middleton (@KendraMiddleton) April 30, 2026

The best tweets of last month can be found over here.

The Best Tweets of March

Just randomly remembered this and watched it again and laughed as hard as I did the first time I saw it. Could not script something this funny. https://t.co/cCcA0ELLOT

— Spongebob SquareAss (@thereisnojayjay) March 3, 2026

Actress Tracee Ellis Ross takes Paris in a great color combo outfit! 🔥 pic.twitter.com/I8LtTtmr3X

— LEGENDARY LADE! 🇳🇬 (@LegendaryLade) March 5, 2026

i’ve always liked the onion’s eyes on this one pic.twitter.com/0TIuQHvsn1

— Tommy Siegel (@TommySiegel) March 11, 2026

Fun fact: the scene with Garland and the little girl was 6 minutes long in the original cut. When we previewed it a woman stood up during the scene, looked back where we were sitting and yelled, “Why are you doing this to us?!” We trimmed it down. https://t.co/AtMBMkrD0b

— Todd Garner (@Todd_Garner) March 19, 2026

everything is working out. pic.twitter.com/ylgBkSaJpy

— 🍂 (@Lovandfear) March 21, 2026

Try this recipe and you will only be addicted like me😋 pic.twitter.com/OvZteGdfec

— Health Nest (@OurHealthNest) March 21, 2026

models should be glad he chose baseball pic.twitter.com/8XIciY3sxc

— shan (@nylsander) March 23, 2026

They do it in the sun. They do it under the stars. They do it in biting April chill and punishing August heat. Baseball is enmeshed with – and an expression of – the season. And they play every day. The game is part of the daily routine. It is life, from April through October. https://t.co/9mowd9epMf

— Jonah Birenbaum (@birenball) March 24, 2026

This woman said: My husband and I saw Gone Girl in the theater and when it was over, a man behind us with a southern accent said "Wow. I'm surprised." And 11 years later whenever either of us is surprised about something we say "Wow. I'm surprised." in a southern accent and then…

— Mia♡ (@luxemiaa) March 27, 2026

This is your sign to go on a flower walk 🥹💐 pic.twitter.com/sDOuk0dwd1

— bonita lo thee oracle (@TheDivineBruxa) March 27, 2026

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— annie (@sweetndpolite) March 27, 2026

30 DAYS, 30 SCARF STYLES. pic.twitter.com/ojLIUYQxxK

— Fit_Fusion (@FitFusion__) March 27, 2026

Imagine casually looking out the window and seeing this pic.twitter.com/zx8A6nnG4M

— M🐝 (@CakeMcJabe) March 27, 2026

me when im not taking in single word that’s being said pic.twitter.com/qoKuBEGErV

— sky ✧˖°⭑˖ (@stoppedbysilovs) March 28, 2026

20-Minutes Garlic Butter Pasta pic.twitter.com/DKgAzUNNtD

— Snack Reel (@SnackReel) March 30, 2026

The richest relationships are lifeboats pic.twitter.com/g5tZN2veJz

— roobz 🌙 🌸 (@tishray) March 30, 2026

Yes please. Heirloom tomatoes, whipped lemon ricotta, toasted sourdough, white balsamic & chives. 🍅🍃 pic.twitter.com/8fm1LFzbcR

— Elle Lookbook (@EvaLovesDesign) March 30, 2026

Oscar's house pic.twitter.com/IXka6WRp2D

— Ben Zaehringer (@benzaehringer) March 30, 2026

when the mlb radio broadcast cuts out and there’s no ads between innings so i’m just alone peacefully with my thoughts pic.twitter.com/Q40yLfUzle

— katie (@sadfictionalmen) March 31, 2026

love how when max is done pitching, he immediately goes back to yapping in the dugout LMFAOOO #bluejays50 pic.twitter.com/SeE4d2c8PB

— -ˏˋ amethyst ˊˎ- (@charlessmithsgf) April 1, 2026

The best tweets of last month can be found over here.

The Best Tweets of February

Here's how the Japanese restore inner drive in 72 hours:

// Thread // pic.twitter.com/OgIx9rrh2T

— InspiroQuest (@InspiroQuest) February 2, 2026

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— Robert Burns (@Nugent4nil) February 5, 2026

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— Literarium (@Literarium12) February 8, 2026

https://t.co/J1uQHILl4D pic.twitter.com/iShSKkwfMp

— Meg (@megannn_lynne) February 23, 2026

can I come over and stare at you like this pic.twitter.com/Q42PKKEii0

— emma (@jaysschneider) February 27, 2026

bought a lamp from a guy in the netherlands and he just sent me my all time favorite email "customs have given their blessing" is the cutest thing anyone has ever said pic.twitter.com/BmA8Yi50KT

— zoë (@zoeloveshouses) February 27, 2026

The best tweets of last month can be found over here.

The Best Tweets of January

Omg the lovers are having FUN https://t.co/DYlDXHZYKx

— Jani Gem 🌶 (@Jani__Gee) January 6, 2026

James Clear: The ability to bounce back quickly is a key skill in life. pic.twitter.com/L032xpKLrt

— Reads with Ravi (@readswithravi) January 11, 2026

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— The woman (@Tarmeim) January 13, 2026

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— Brian Stack (@BrianStack153) January 24, 2026

i have a theory that living in places with seasons develops this deep sense of fortitude and pragmatism.

things will happen that you have no control over. only thing to do is roll up your sleeves and fix it. https://t.co/CPFDVQa5b3

— melody (@melkuo) January 26, 2026

We have become too articulate about our suffering & too inarticulate about our strength. The more elegantly we describe our wounds, the harder it becomes to leave them behind. When a struggle becomes part of your identity, overcoming it feels like a betrayal of who you are. https://t.co/wf5fETlWTz

— PS (@dostoevesque) January 27, 2026

Hat of a shrimp wearing a shrimp hat hat has been slightly tweaked so you can see the shrimp hats shrimp hats hat. Hat. pic.twitter.com/U2qSI6u1Cr

— Paradox 🫀DROP @ 6TH (@CorrodedParadox) January 28, 2026

On this day in 1992, S.J. Sharkie was birthed from the inside of a friggin Zamboni. 34 years later, that absolute lunatic is still out of his gourd. pic.twitter.com/jcciLsTJk3

— KNBR (@KNBR) January 28, 2026

The best tweets of last month can be found over here.

The Best Tweets of December

Guys I'm sobbing a local woman passed away in September and her husband/family rented a whole store at the mall to show off her Christmas decorations 😭 nothing is for sale it's literally just so everyone can see it and it's so beautiful I love love pic.twitter.com/eiuGPmULsv

— 𝐵𝓇𝒾𝒜𝓃𝓃𝑒 🪩 (@brihindthescene) December 6, 2025

Little colorful flecks in tweed are some of the loveliest little details pic.twitter.com/OQZvtCp9zy

— Necktie Salvage Advising (@NecktieSalvage) December 7, 2025

I'm being so sincere when I say this is the kind of local journalism every neighborhood deserves. https://t.co/vE0sTPHkN9

— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) December 9, 2025

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— Asher Perlman (@asherperlman) December 11, 2025

One time I went to a Christmas fair at a tiny Russian church and got some borscht and the stern old lady who sold it said "sour cream" and I said "no thank you" but she replied "not question." https://t.co/T4g7vy0Myz

— Bryan Cheong 🎄 (@bryancsk) December 13, 2025

my husband has been stuck taxiing on the runway for 4 hours pic.twitter.com/9PkLpx6bjc

— katie (@katefeetie) December 14, 2025

if i got filmed fighting the wind gods on campus i’d be so pissed https://t.co/7qELOB6hAL

— lindy (@goaliedefender) December 17, 2025

my response to anything for the next two weeks pic.twitter.com/V8Avc3ilz7

— TracketPacer (@TracketPacer) December 19, 2025

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— Asher Perlman (@asherperlman) December 21, 2025

By the sea 🌊 pic.twitter.com/XjZ5TWWTVL

— Elle Lookbook (@EvaLovesDesign) December 28, 2025

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— Criminalsimpsons (@Criminalsimpson) December 29, 2025

The best tweets of last month can be found over here and my new Substack can be found over here.

New Podcast!

Can’t remember the last time I was on Nathan’s podcast, but I’m back!

The Best Tweets of November

My grandma says we lost because “the Japanese are very disciplined”

— MR. MITCH (@1800ghostman) November 2, 2025

Here is Roger Ebert's first paragraph of his review for "The Mummy" and it is why he was the greatest film critic to ever live pic.twitter.com/q4SWOTTGvt

— PoIiMath (@politicalmath) November 16, 2025

old disney winter aesthetic pic.twitter.com/iUd1DXtePV

— ♡ (@ArtCelineLove) November 19, 2025

The best tweets of last month can be found over here and my new Substack can be found over here.