— Jessica Malone Grider (@mrs_g_rider) July 26, 2026
me and my dad went to Key West in 2002 and the night before our flight from New Orleans to FL we ate at emeril’s and I got the shrimp pasta and I hated it
anyway when the valet brought our car back emeril walked up to our car as we were leaving and asked if he could do nothing… https://t.co/LHTVoIsM6a
imagine you’re the best team in baseball back to back ws and you are losing to the baltimore orioles 12-1 you look over to the opposing dugout and see this https://t.co/RJcKsy6qWf
My grandkids going to be asking me grandpa what’s that confetti in that tiny little frame there and why do you sleep with it every night pic.twitter.com/3n5qWBxL21
Another key thing we gotta credit Mamdani for and it’s been said numerous times but he does believe in inclusivity in ways no mayor has ever thought of and uses the city to its fullest potential https://t.co/Pt6lpAn0QY
I’m speechless. I have no speech. The man himself had acknowledged me.
Thank you to everyone who’s liked, commented, reposted and reached out to me these past 36 hours. Never in a million years did I expect this to happen. pic.twitter.com/d8Q0iXZbvd
Jalen Brunson, espousing Gramsci’s “pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will”, brings a championship to socialist New York City https://t.co/8e4p3hbIwq
JCO putting “Wemby” in quotes (twice!) is infinitely more devastating than any of the dozens of brutal and witty epithets I heard hurled at his gangly ass over the last two weeks https://t.co/yC4LilRqsE
this is about as perfect as an ad can get. no big superstar or elaborate concept. just a simple and visceral reflection of what sports fandom actually feels like https://t.co/sDBb6DHX67
I love the latin phrase "solvitur ambulando" which translates to "it is solved by walking". I make sure to walk to 1-1.5 hours every day it sparks some of the best ideas in my head. https://t.co/A1bh8apslE
obsessed with how no one is allowed to talk to max scherzer on his start days but then every other day he doesn’t stop yapping😭 pic.twitter.com/uGLbAtzei0
tyler rogers it seems I've grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa's orchard
— louis “the committee” varland (@wollapologist) April 29, 2026
Just randomly remembered this and watched it again and laughed as hard as I did the first time I saw it. Could not script something this funny. https://t.co/cCcA0ELLOT
— Spongebob SquareAss (@thereisnojayjay) March 3, 2026
Fun fact: the scene with Garland and the little girl was 6 minutes long in the original cut. When we previewed it a woman stood up during the scene, looked back where we were sitting and yelled, “Why are you doing this to us?!” We trimmed it down. https://t.co/AtMBMkrD0b
They do it in the sun. They do it under the stars. They do it in biting April chill and punishing August heat. Baseball is enmeshed with – and an expression of – the season. And they play every day. The game is part of the daily routine. It is life, from April through October. https://t.co/9mowd9epMf
This woman said: My husband and I saw Gone Girl in the theater and when it was over, a man behind us with a southern accent said "Wow. I'm surprised." And 11 years later whenever either of us is surprised about something we say "Wow. I'm surprised." in a southern accent and then…
bought a lamp from a guy in the netherlands and he just sent me my all time favorite email "customs have given their blessing" is the cutest thing anyone has ever said pic.twitter.com/BmA8Yi50KT
We have become too articulate about our suffering & too inarticulate about our strength. The more elegantly we describe our wounds, the harder it becomes to leave them behind. When a struggle becomes part of your identity, overcoming it feels like a betrayal of who you are. https://t.co/wf5fETlWTz
On this day in 1992, S.J. Sharkie was birthed from the inside of a friggin Zamboni. 34 years later, that absolute lunatic is still out of his gourd. pic.twitter.com/jcciLsTJk3
Guys I'm sobbing a local woman passed away in September and her husband/family rented a whole store at the mall to show off her Christmas decorations 😭 nothing is for sale it's literally just so everyone can see it and it's so beautiful I love love pic.twitter.com/eiuGPmULsv
One time I went to a Christmas fair at a tiny Russian church and got some borscht and the stern old lady who sold it said "sour cream" and I said "no thank you" but she replied "not question." https://t.co/T4g7vy0Myz
