The Best Tweets + Threads of October

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— Sarah Andersen (@SarahCAndersen) October 3, 2026

This mf is a serial killer . Fuck LA but respect the maniacal tendencies

— Lathrop J (@Yayarea853) October 7, 2026

Bitch pose NASTY tho w/her Dirkin 😂😂😂

— The Filé in Your Gumbo (@BelleRideaux) October 7, 2026

One of my best friends and her now-husband eloped to Maine this past weekend and this was their cake 😭🦞 https://t.co/k7XxLqaVmT

— Maggie Rogers (@maggieerogers) October 7, 2026

when somebody loves their craft this much just move out they way.

— Ade (@ambitious_ade) October 7, 2026

imagine him striking you out and immediately going to write about you in his diary 😭

— sav (@pprivateidaho) October 8, 2026

really obsessed with this bookmark from the library. shout out 11 year old isla you made a banger https://t.co/d3Z5wJDTLB

— _yyan (@yhawklee) October 8, 2026

there is a universe where sidney crosby is doing just the nastiest balayage in nova scotia rn

— halen 🪶 (@D0BEKAJ) October 13, 2026

I love this art. Reminds me of elementary school library, books, and classrooms.

— Chico Chiflado (@chico_chiflado) October 13, 2026

there is genuinely a "lobster too buttery" moment https://t.co/JZ8vfg4T1M

— JT (@tallboythinlegs) October 29, 2026

The best tweets and threads of last month can be found over here.

The Best Blue Jay Threads + Tweets

What’s that? They didn’t make the playoffs this year? YEAH SO WHAT. THE TWEETS LAST MONTH WERE STILL GOOD.

Baseball on the radio is one of life’s great pleasures

— Ryan Glasspiegel (@sportsrapport) September 30, 2026

schneider’s shit eating grin, george throwing god knows what, everyone hyped clapping at max going past 100 pitches. whole house happy i already miss you my toronto blue jays 🥹 https://t.co/fHtnEqp9Vr

— roni (@blujaypilled) September 28, 2026

toronto baseball is so special man, we can sell out a game and get every fan emotional in game 162 when we didn't even make the postseason

— skye domie (@skyedomie) September 27, 2026

Yeah cause she's like "we'll be back next year all I have to do is write another awesome letter."

— Maya #BeEvil (@deriviatives_) September 28, 2026

Charles McAdoo just hit the longest HR hit at Rogers Centre by a Blue Jay this season

— Chris Black (@DownToBlack) September 27, 2026

Verlander final game: aww look, his daughter is coming to take him out! he's crying! we're crying! Baseball is so beautiful! Scherzer (potential) final game: uh-oh, here comes the manager. And Scherzer is baring his teeth! Vintage Max! oh wow, that's a LOT of blood!

— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) September 27, 2026

MAX SCHERZER https://t.co/JpWb7KHlNA

— mj (@Hockey_Is_All) September 27, 2026

George Springer on his embrace with Max Scherzer “seeing him finally actually smile in a game he’s pitching… was amazing”

— Anna Dua (@AnnaNoelleDua) September 27, 2026

i’m crying at home and max’s daughter just keeps doing backflips on the field 😭

— roni (@blujaypilled) September 27, 2026

this whole sequence... crowd getting on their feet, vladdy hyping them up, max and vali's reaction to the strikeout, the pan to his family in the stands... how can you not be romantic about baseball https://t.co/q9hpflUk7w

— r (@6ffside) September 27, 2026

Myles straw choosing ‘closing time’ for his walk up song today. Oh he’s sick for that.

— kathryn 'sad yee-haw' dubs 👾 (@ohhikathryn) September 27, 2026

why's he pitcher catnip https://t.co/Kk1kbxsyaT

— anna 🏒 (@goaliepats) September 26, 2026

Always listen to papa https://t.co/N2BUyylGDD

— Montreal Expos (@Montreal_Expos) September 25, 2026

me when my workplace is falling apart but i know im quitting in a week https://t.co/qtjyE8qAWG

— addison barger pr (@bargerfan) September 23, 2026

man https://t.co/0xAP0wfJTe

— r (@6ffside) September 23, 2026

The Jonas Brothers playing in the middle of a World Series game

— Snoopy Guerrero Jr (@stevenact4) September 23, 2026

Y’all don’t let the Toronto Blue Jays stop you from making banana crumble bars https://t.co/iCuE05npRB

— ‏ٰ (@filmpullman) September 23, 2026

Why does it look like Smith fucking killed him bro 😭😭

— Maya #BeEvil (@deriviatives_) September 22, 2026

A very minor detail that I like about MLB is that every other sport has the HIDEOUS "2026-27" "2010-11" season names meanwhile the MLB has the GORGEOUS season-within-one-calendar-year

— RGT (@CyGasser) September 21, 2026

the way kaz’s hair flows out as soon as he removes his helmet 🌊 https://t.co/fg8CQXMPKw

— klein (@ca1amitousbank) September 19, 2026

What if you were out in public and you suddenly just like, grounded into an inning-ending double play. How embarrassing

— popular knapsack (@JJHudsucker) September 17, 2026

Thank you daughter

— JD Bunkis (@JDBunkis) September 15, 2026

Fair play to the Rogers Centre for giving Vladdy that moment. Don't let anyone on the internet tell you it was an overreaction.

— Faizal Khamisa (@FaizalKhamisa) September 13, 2026

it is a humiliation ritual to wear a yankees or dodgers hat in the city of toronto

— ⁸⁶ crissy 🦋 ₈₃ (@ceasesleaf) September 13, 2026

Memo to #Cubs bullpen: https://t.co/AiJG6o4Z9v

— Brent Kilman (@Brent_Kilman) September 9, 2026

I don't care who you root for. If your manager gives a pep talk to a 21 yr old, with 2 months of MLB time, in the bottom of the 10th, w/bases loaded, and asks him if he's "ready", you better have goosebumps when he delivers.

— Steve (@postalsteve) September 9, 2026

you get into one sports team and it takes over your whole life. and wardrobe

— r (@6ffside) September 7, 2026

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— anna 🏒 (@goaliepats) September 4, 2026

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— salt (@ancilladominii) September 3, 2026

sportsnet telling me every similarity between bateman and kwan except for they’re both asian i’m crying

— 𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙠 🎞️ (@dragswagun) September 3, 2026

is it possible to experience post-concert depression but for a sports game

— r (@6ffside) August 30, 2026

Buck catches up with the Blue Jays in the dugout after his Hall of Excellence induction 🤝 https://t.co/1dYit7B2wa

— Sportsnet (@Sportsnet) August 29, 2026

The Best Tweets + Threads of September

Everyone please stop what you are doing and watch this 1930’s murder Mystery but it’s all dogs pic.twitter.com/OlNX5RR1oZ

— 🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 (@VHSDVDBLURAY4K) September 2, 2026

I saw a post about boiling rosemary in water to freshen up your home, and then a lady said The Williams Sonoma formula is rosemary, lemon and vanilla extract. Well I decided to do that but put it on a candle warmer instead and MY GAWD the way my house smells! May your pillow…

— 𝓕 (@faverazsn) September 4, 2026

not to post last paragraph but https://t.co/RROR4RhXIg pic.twitter.com/SKCuh2fN1u

— Grace (@gracecamille_) September 8, 2026

C. S. Lewis, quit worrying and go do something real pic.twitter.com/bH6kJG0X0s

— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) September 9, 2026

I was today years old when I learned like the psychological and neuroplasticity benefits of sitting by a fire and staring at it. Every single thing you see is completely random. There's no predictive element to it. So it forces your brain to accept the reality that it has no idea…

— ​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 (@sunnkssdseraph) September 16, 2026

Hummingbird eyelashes are tiny FEATHERS! 🙌🏻 pic.twitter.com/HG9dIuy0eP

— FeliciaMurphy1635 (@FDMurphy1635) September 17, 2026

Imagine going to the club when this dropped. https://t.co/HW4eqG22ON

— Southern Dan (@StolenDans) September 22, 2026

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— ~mari-janelle (@missmarij13) September 24, 2026

When I was nine, I wrote a complaint letter to the company that made my favorite cereal because one box contained “an unfair number of raisins.” I included a hand-drawn chart. Three weeks later, they mailed me four coupons and a polite explanation that raisins settle during…

— 𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ (@Bennieeexyz) September 25, 2026

Uh oh! Woman Experienced Something Nice and Realized She’s Been Living Badly pic.twitter.com/xYgV2BaBfK

— Reductress (@Reductress) September 25, 2026

“you don’t have a career. you have a life.” changed my brain chemistry pic.twitter.com/v7DMEKqJr4

— iris (@_8RUJA) September 27, 2026

The best tweets and threads of last month can be found over here.

The Best Tweets + Threads of August

this video is so funny because it's just like the embodiment of 'everybody look busy the teacher's coming back!!!' https://t.co/l5h2saJM49

— kathryn 'sad yee-haw' dubs 👾 (@ohhikathryn) August 20, 2026

You just know this kid looked crazy eating spaghetti. pic.twitter.com/92mscmuRi3

— Maya (with the Stickers)🐀 (@deriviatives_) August 24, 2026

The "Lighthouse" watch by the indie brand BENLYWATCH (also known as Benly Design). pic.twitter.com/xdyciJlSeP

— LeoDaVinciWave (@LeoDaVinciWave) August 29, 2026

I read that choosing a life partner is essentially choosing the person you’ll share thousands of meals with, travel with for decades, grow old beside, talk about your work with, and tell the tiny details of your day to over and over again. And honestly, that puts love into…

— Liz.🐞 (@elizabxtthh) August 31, 2026

The best tweets and threads of last month can be found over here.

The Best Tweets + Threads of July

Not an exaggeration when I say this perspective is literally life changing https://t.co/iNh36wuPcs pic.twitter.com/GD9WVGiSZR

— The Spoon Bender (@CallMeDestry) July 5, 2026

I'm not joking even a little bit when I say this is my ideal day. https://t.co/LxLmBjCRVS

— Jessica Malone Grider (@mrs_g_rider) July 26, 2026

me and my dad went to Key West in 2002 and the night before our flight from New Orleans to FL we ate at emeril’s and I got the shrimp pasta and I hated it

anyway when the valet brought our car back emeril walked up to our car as we were leaving and asked if he could do nothing… https://t.co/LHTVoIsM6a

— chuckstaaaaa (@notorious_CEG) July 27, 2026

The best tweets and threads of last month can be found over here.

The Best Tweets + Threads of June

gaus still cheering on his teammates in the 9th while they’re down 10☹️ he’s the best teammate in that dugout pic.twitter.com/yZFumWjHOp

— ًᵗᵒ (@tosports13) June 6, 2026

I need youngins to know there was a period of like 3 years where Austin Powers quotes were just everywhere.

It was bigger than you could have imagined for a fuckin James Bond parody. And it actually killed James Bond for a decade. pic.twitter.com/WnTBdAgbjR

— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) June 12, 2026

It’s a fucking important question Steven! pic.twitter.com/zhCSo6vfJE

— Wiener Dog 🇵🇸 (@MoroseJerk) June 18, 2026

imagine you’re the best team in baseball back to back ws and you are losing to the baltimore orioles 12-1 you look over to the opposing dugout and see this https://t.co/RJcKsy6qWf

— #ifeeltherutsch (@saturnsfilm) June 22, 2026

dipping the bug is so funny https://t.co/JwVxm3PJaQ

— justina (@justtjustinaa) June 22, 2026

My grandkids going to be asking me grandpa what’s that confetti in that tiny little frame there and why do you sleep with it every night pic.twitter.com/3n5qWBxL21

— cly (@tribecalledrags) June 24, 2026

LL Cool J has 24 hours to respond https://t.co/GCTzJKYQ01

— Sassington, M.C. (@MissSassbox) June 27, 2026

The best tweets and threads of last month can be found over here.

The Best Knicks Tweets

Another key thing we gotta credit Mamdani for and it’s been said numerous times but he does believe in inclusivity in ways no mayor has ever thought of and uses the city to its fullest potential https://t.co/Pt6lpAn0QY

— M64☄️ (@dioskokoro) June 12, 2026

og anunoby pic.twitter.com/MY6okwDDoW

— ً (@lamelovesc) June 12, 2026

I’m speechless. I have no speech. The man himself had acknowledged me.

Thank you to everyone who’s liked, commented, reposted and reached out to me these past 36 hours. Never in a million years did I expect this to happen. pic.twitter.com/d8Q0iXZbvd

— Alex (@ajak1033) June 12, 2026

Mike Brown dropped a definition about winning in life.

“If you get knocked down in life and you’re able to get back up and keep fighting - that’s a fricking win.”

You need to hear this.

Success isn’t always winning.

Sometimes it’s refusing to stay down pic.twitter.com/4hMgbyQVjH

— Nacho (@nachomiranda14) June 13, 2026

The Jalen and Rick Brunson embrace has me emotional right now. Just a father and son with a dream. pic.twitter.com/0K2Ugaoiz8

— Jeff Eisenband (@JeffEisenband) June 14, 2026

Jalen Brunson, espousing Gramsci’s “pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will”, brings a championship to socialist New York City https://t.co/8e4p3hbIwq

— Cassie Pritchard (@hecubian_devil) June 14, 2026

That camera pan out is insane. Wow. https://t.co/dh5HVP9Zy1

— HLTCO (@HLTCO) June 14, 2026

crying real tears https://t.co/JxcfPqXTbg pic.twitter.com/xCxjNVZDOn

— sports live tweeter yadira (@jonmoxIeys) June 14, 2026

In its most simplistic form, people just want community pic.twitter.com/MfBi5cMZ0V

— Hayden (@the_transit_guy) June 14, 2026

"Try to get on SVU"

–– Jalen Brunson on what's next pic.twitter.com/z7CVdPCPVK

— New York Basketball (@NBA_NewYork) June 14, 2026

Spike Lee was paraded through Fort Greene in Brooklyn like he was the pope. pic.twitter.com/EOyyor5H85

— Christopher Hale (@ChristopherHale) June 14, 2026

JCO putting “Wemby” in quotes (twice!) is infinitely more devastating than any of the dozens of brutal and witty epithets I heard hurled at his gangly ass over the last two weeks https://t.co/yC4LilRqsE

— Noah Hurowitz (@NoahHurowitz) June 14, 2026

this is about as perfect as an ad can get. no big superstar or elaborate concept. just a simple and visceral reflection of what sports fandom actually feels like https://t.co/sDBb6DHX67

— Molly Morrison (@mollyhannahm) June 14, 2026

This sweet moment between JB and his wife Ali after he became an NBA Champion 🥹 pic.twitter.com/ctUBlxzYuV

— NBA (@NBA) June 14, 2026

May Favourites

The best of the month can be read over here.

The Best Tweets + Threads of May

Dramatic Shohei vs. Dramatic Chipmunk

Shohei is on the left. pic.twitter.com/pZ0y3Utggh

— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) May 14, 2026

Well that escalated quickly pic.twitter.com/kR9oUhTpbL

— Ely Sussman (@RealEly) May 17, 2026

The Coca Cola mist zone from wonderland would save me rn pic.twitter.com/VrBHO0krdX

— Pastor Kyle. (@itsqail) May 18, 2026

THROWING THE GUM NEVER FAILS TO DESTROY ME XJDJSJDHSB https://t.co/roxLRAmPaM pic.twitter.com/7pDk9dlVu2

— roseanne 🥀 (@HoodieFrazier) May 20, 2026

this is so fucking funny https://t.co/cobNB22QCs

— Diana (@bigsportsgirly) May 21, 2026

It's been a long time since I've seen so much useful advice in one place.
I think I'll have a pickle.

(Richard Scarry, author and illustrator) pic.twitter.com/pm9RBElITo

— .stuff (@vintagestuff4) May 21, 2026

The Birds of Canada banknote series was so peak. pic.twitter.com/trFao0wwnX

— Co-op Tory 🍁 (@CoopTory) May 21, 2026

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. comes into this shot like a cartoon character. Fantastic stolen base. #BlueJays pic.twitter.com/9FTfHc7jmm

— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) May 21, 2026

watch the 2025 mlb world series https://t.co/oSyrQsceuS

— aj (@schneiderholics) May 23, 2026

The Yohendrick Piñango temporary "💋" tattoo giveaway next year will be a weird one, but I think it will sell. #BlueJays

— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) May 23, 2026

how it feels zoning out when your uncle starts yapping at the family function pic.twitter.com/wMmt2EyEPx

— r (@6ffside) May 23, 2026

Explaining to my girlfriend that even though the Blue Jays are 2 games below .500 they’re in a playoff spot pic.twitter.com/PiMueX4AqV

— johnny (@JohnnyGiunta_) May 23, 2026

Little kid got SMOKED by an Ohtani home run pic.twitter.com/sLvfzHC2oG

— Baseball Quotes (@BaseballQuotes1) May 24, 2026

if i hit someone with a pitch i'd be on the verge of tears and have to take myself out of the game but that's just me

— annie (@sweetndpolite) May 27, 2026

https://t.co/7dXqZSRfAh pic.twitter.com/86EMqWGw9E

— Andrew Stoeten (@AndrewStoeten) May 27, 2026

maybe the real anti-aging principles is living a life of whimsy pic.twitter.com/gOaFY06HCO

— TrueRGM (@TrueRGM) May 28, 2026

The best tweets and threads of last month can be found over here.

The Best Tweets + Threads of April

I love the latin phrase "solvitur ambulando" which translates to "it is solved by walking". I make sure to walk to 1-1.5 hours every day it sparks some of the best ideas in my head. https://t.co/A1bh8apslE

— Ankur Handa (@ankurhandos) April 4, 2026

hit me pic.twitter.com/H3dL46AO5S

— annie (@sweetndpolite) April 4, 2026

— James Baldwin, They Can’t Turn Back pic.twitter.com/KkNL60gPJL

— love drops (@lovedropx) April 5, 2026

a little too real for me jibjab hot dog pic.twitter.com/UTJoMjrFkv

— horse dentist (@equine__dentist) April 6, 2026

🤘 #BlueJays fans today is a new day 🤪 pic.twitter.com/ZMNeGHLtEO

— OK Blue Jays (@JaysClubhouse) April 7, 2026

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— love drops (@lovedropx) April 8, 2026

My coworker said I dress like I caught a lizard and I'm waiting for a chance to show it to everyone pic.twitter.com/XU8zNnTm44

— Jon Bird (@2002tacomasr5) April 9, 2026

I NEED this guy’s baseball sweater like I need water pic.twitter.com/dwGPRGtNN5

— Blake R. Weiner (@BlakeWeiner) April 11, 2026

found the note my sister passed me when our mother announced that our parents were divorcing pic.twitter.com/gHBTzuChXv

— pamela ❤️‍🔥 (@tisthepamseason) April 12, 2026

no one is listening to heineman im crying pic.twitter.com/diY6qRVNl3

— sky ✧˖°⭑˖ (@stoppedbysilovs) April 15, 2026

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— Respectful Memes (@RespectfulMemes) April 17, 2026

I love my team and my team loves jeff hoffman ❤️ https://t.co/L5dzuEY7F2 pic.twitter.com/G1PWGmmEUe

— edwin 🐶🐟 (@torononian) April 19, 2026

obsessed with how no one is allowed to talk to max scherzer on his start days but then every other day he doesn’t stop yapping😭 pic.twitter.com/uGLbAtzei0

— ًᵗᵒ (@tosports13) April 19, 2026

how i'll be removing myself from conversations from now on https://t.co/C4gjj4YyEZ

— Kaiji Von Tang (@KaijiTang) April 20, 2026

I love this town #LFGM pic.twitter.com/taBl8zocug

— Greg Wyshynski (@wyshynski) April 21, 2026

Amazing correction here https://t.co/mOhbg56vIs pic.twitter.com/8lYoZdgksN

— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) April 22, 2026

jays bases loaded and 0 outs pic.twitter.com/xJP9tjpmb2

— mik ⚾️ (@redhoodjays) April 25, 2026

Jays should do a Varland jersey giveaway with two handprints across the shoulders https://t.co/sk2eLzqFz9

— Honduras Volta (@CarrotFollower) April 26, 2026

Life finds a way https://t.co/bDEoicjrJ9

— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) April 28, 2026

there’s absolutely no thoughts in his head pic.twitter.com/1mI5pZ5wOw

— paige ౨ৎ (@68FLUHARTY) April 28, 2026

tyler rogers it seems I've grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa's orchard

— louis “the committee” varland (@wollapologist) April 29, 2026

Last thing a batter sees before his soul is snatched pic.twitter.com/IGBbzw2iku

— Lev (@Levbaseball) April 29, 2026

“The Committee” goes bananas as a nickname https://t.co/DHVKT4fq0m

— Owen Hill (@_ohill) April 29, 2026

My dog waiting for me to drop something on the floor in the kitchen pic.twitter.com/syPCAfn8lh

— Kendra Middleton (@KendraMiddleton) April 30, 2026

The best tweets of last month can be found over here.