The Best Tweets of February

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— InspiroQuest (@InspiroQuest) February 2, 2026

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— Robert Burns (@Nugent4nil) February 5, 2026

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— Literarium (@Literarium12) February 8, 2026

https://t.co/J1uQHILl4D pic.twitter.com/iShSKkwfMp

— Meg (@megannn_lynne) February 23, 2026

can I come over and stare at you like this pic.twitter.com/Q42PKKEii0

— emma (@jaysschneider) February 27, 2026

bought a lamp from a guy in the netherlands and he just sent me my all time favorite email "customs have given their blessing" is the cutest thing anyone has ever said pic.twitter.com/BmA8Yi50KT

— zoë (@zoeloveshouses) February 27, 2026

The best tweets of last month can be found over here.

The Best Tweets of January

Omg the lovers are having FUN https://t.co/DYlDXHZYKx

— Jani Gem 🌶 (@Jani__Gee) January 6, 2026

James Clear: The ability to bounce back quickly is a key skill in life. pic.twitter.com/L032xpKLrt

— Reads with Ravi (@readswithravi) January 11, 2026

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— The woman (@Tarmeim) January 13, 2026

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— Brian Stack (@BrianStack153) January 24, 2026

i have a theory that living in places with seasons develops this deep sense of fortitude and pragmatism.

things will happen that you have no control over. only thing to do is roll up your sleeves and fix it. https://t.co/CPFDVQa5b3

— melody (@melkuo) January 26, 2026

We have become too articulate about our suffering & too inarticulate about our strength. The more elegantly we describe our wounds, the harder it becomes to leave them behind. When a struggle becomes part of your identity, overcoming it feels like a betrayal of who you are. https://t.co/wf5fETlWTz

— PS (@dostoevesque) January 27, 2026

Hat of a shrimp wearing a shrimp hat hat has been slightly tweaked so you can see the shrimp hats shrimp hats hat. Hat. pic.twitter.com/U2qSI6u1Cr

— Paradox 🫀DROP @ 6TH (@CorrodedParadox) January 28, 2026

On this day in 1992, S.J. Sharkie was birthed from the inside of a friggin Zamboni. 34 years later, that absolute lunatic is still out of his gourd. pic.twitter.com/jcciLsTJk3

— KNBR (@KNBR) January 28, 2026

The best tweets of last month can be found over here.

The Best Tweets of December

Guys I'm sobbing a local woman passed away in September and her husband/family rented a whole store at the mall to show off her Christmas decorations 😭 nothing is for sale it's literally just so everyone can see it and it's so beautiful I love love pic.twitter.com/eiuGPmULsv

— 𝐵𝓇𝒾𝒜𝓃𝓃𝑒 🪩 (@brihindthescene) December 6, 2025

Little colorful flecks in tweed are some of the loveliest little details pic.twitter.com/OQZvtCp9zy

— Necktie Salvage Advising (@NecktieSalvage) December 7, 2025

I'm being so sincere when I say this is the kind of local journalism every neighborhood deserves. https://t.co/vE0sTPHkN9

— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) December 9, 2025

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— Asher Perlman (@asherperlman) December 11, 2025

One time I went to a Christmas fair at a tiny Russian church and got some borscht and the stern old lady who sold it said "sour cream" and I said "no thank you" but she replied "not question." https://t.co/T4g7vy0Myz

— Bryan Cheong 🎄 (@bryancsk) December 13, 2025

my husband has been stuck taxiing on the runway for 4 hours pic.twitter.com/9PkLpx6bjc

— katie (@katefeetie) December 14, 2025

if i got filmed fighting the wind gods on campus i’d be so pissed https://t.co/7qELOB6hAL

— lindy (@goaliedefender) December 17, 2025

my response to anything for the next two weeks pic.twitter.com/V8Avc3ilz7

— TracketPacer (@TracketPacer) December 19, 2025

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— Asher Perlman (@asherperlman) December 21, 2025

By the sea 🌊 pic.twitter.com/XjZ5TWWTVL

— Elle Lookbook (@EvaLovesDesign) December 28, 2025

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— Criminalsimpsons (@Criminalsimpson) December 29, 2025

The best tweets of last month can be found over here and my new Substack can be found over here.

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The Best Tweets of November

My grandma says we lost because “the Japanese are very disciplined”

— MR. MITCH (@1800ghostman) November 2, 2025

Here is Roger Ebert's first paragraph of his review for "The Mummy" and it is why he was the greatest film critic to ever live pic.twitter.com/q4SWOTTGvt

— PoIiMath (@politicalmath) November 16, 2025

old disney winter aesthetic pic.twitter.com/iUd1DXtePV

— ♡ (@ArtCelineLove) November 19, 2025

The best tweets of last month can be found over here and my new Substack can be found over here.

The Best Blue Jays Tweets (World Series Edition)

Yes I did a post like this only nine days ago, but the tweets have been on fire so here were the best of the best from the World Series games so far!

This video wasn't wrong; just 19 months ahead of its time. It gave me chills then and gives me them even more so now.pic.twitter.com/39mTQul08T

— M🐝 (@CakeMcJabe) October 22, 2025

OH MY GOD joe carter just threw out the first pitch and they let him wear the world series home run jacket?? and he did the george hand heart😭🫶🏻 pic.twitter.com/uJpEDDd3e7

— maddie (@maddiecholette) October 26, 2025

On the one hand, the Jays were lackluster in game 2.

On the other hand, this homicidal maniac takes the mound for us in game 3. #WANTITALL pic.twitter.com/iEXBdVULNo

— Courtney Theriault (@cspotweet) October 26, 2025

Five months ago today, Davis Schneider was in AAA, where he'd been for over a month after an early-season demotion.

The Blue Jays were 26-28 with playoff odds below 30%.

Now he's living the dream, walking around Dodger Stadium barefoot, and the Jays are 3 wins from a title. https://t.co/4Z5ZzdGS3I

— Nick Ashbourne (@NickAshbourne) October 27, 2025

https://t.co/f0bzsb9fIN pic.twitter.com/aBtk8WiPej

— Adam Laskaris (@adam_la2karis) October 27, 2025

watching that ump that called strike on a clear ball #worldseries #WANTITALL pic.twitter.com/wxSdcGtiSR

— maiya ⚡️💙 (@maiyapapaya96) October 28, 2025

Every baserunner tonight pic.twitter.com/hnGIA0kUkN

— Liam Fennessy (@LiamFennessy_) October 28, 2025

Current Jays Lineup

Schneider
Lukes
Guerrero
Kiner-Falefa
Varsho
Heineman
Straw
Clement
Gimenez pic.twitter.com/4lky62EVzF

— Chris Black (@DownToBlack) October 28, 2025

This game is so long they are now just showing footage of fruit. #WorldSeries pic.twitter.com/zyD9GzerSA

— Rachel Rohatgi (@rachelrohatgi) October 28, 2025

Ohtani and Vladimir Guerrero when this game started

#WORLDSERIES pic.twitter.com/RmaETNoA8M

— Ammar. (@Ammar_AliKhan) October 28, 2025

getting woken up and having to mentally prepare to root for the jays again in 10 hours while sipping on a $1 iced capp from tim hortons (with minimum $3 purchase) pic.twitter.com/MgEvGScv5I

— alex (@steven_lebron) October 28, 2025

can’t wait to watch more baseball later !! pic.twitter.com/ptzd3SBKUA

— Hailey Salvian (@hailey_salvian) October 28, 2025

Me complaining about how exhausted I am this morning after watching 18 innings of Game 3 last night to fans who stayed up on the East Coast pic.twitter.com/lrN5pwWFHF

— Annie O’D ❤️‍🔥 (@sweetannieod) October 28, 2025

I still haven’t seen any media outlets clearly state that Shane Bieber out-pitched Shohei Ohtani on baseball’s biggest stage.pic.twitter.com/IcisNHtuVN

— Blue Jays Dad (@BlueJaysDad) October 29, 2025

when your friends ask you if you've texted your ex recently pic.twitter.com/ODtcy3d4kA

— Cut4 (@Cut4) October 29, 2025

Am I crazy or does this Jays team do an awful lot of ‘first time in history’ things for a team that is “overwhelmingly an underdog” https://t.co/n6DRKTC9i2

— Michael Bradburn (@MWBII) October 30, 2025

this is the team-iest team that has ever teamed

— Necro-frolics (@DesmondCole) October 30, 2025

Nobody loved that double play more than Max Scherzer. Mad Max, indeed. pic.twitter.com/LRPWXuwfZE

— Ian Hunter (@BlueJayHunter) October 30, 2025

davis missing out on the high five so he runs to the end of the line for the hug 😭😭😭 https://t.co/3aRK7tVX04

— ki (@noregretskii) October 30, 2025

Dave Roberts when he finds out that he has to go through customs again pic.twitter.com/KJw7EcoIXZ

— Kevin Papetti (@KPapetti) October 30, 2025

“So youre telling me, two years after I sign with LA, the Jays will be on the verge of a World Series title… against us?”

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— Chris Black (@DownToBlack) October 30, 2025

trey yesavage, ernie clement, davis schneider and addison barger pic.twitter.com/yiqDjZ9KH1

— maha (@mahaaaay) October 30, 2025

Best Father’s Day gift ever! https://t.co/YD3EjPMLow

— bballdad4️⃣4⃣7⃣4⃣5⃣ 📺 🏀🖋⚡️⚾️ 🐦#36🇨🇦 (@bballdad44745) October 30, 2025

"Should’ve brought your glove" – Buck Martinez after a fan gets hit with a foul ball pic.twitter.com/hovgUVvaPI

— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) October 30, 2025

JEALOUSY IS A DISEASE GET WELL SOON!! https://t.co/mZxv5gmZEw

— Madeline Schneider (@SchneideRemarks) October 30, 2025

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The Best Blue Jays Tweets

Too many great tweets, here are my favourites!

Never forget the hat that saved the season. pic.twitter.com/brU7DOhet4

— mj (@Hockey_Is_All) September 29, 2025

That was literally judges walk up song I’m in tears man 😭😭😭 https://t.co/TCWWh768aR

— KutterIsKing (@KutterIsKing) October 9, 2025

Don’t ever ever ever EVERRRR fucking tell me he doesn’t care. https://t.co/paUbXmTj0s

— 🇮🇶🔻🇨🇦 (@iNoArab) October 9, 2025

Vladdy to the Yankees pic.twitter.com/wlBlJRfyAK

— Richard Lee-Sam (@RLeesam) October 9, 2025

One of the few players that actually earned this, guy is a superdemon https://t.co/O1EjpNu3qa

— mingo 🎰 (@SheWitDaMing) October 9, 2025

they all love him so much https://t.co/JwFqpRrxHx

— maddie (@maddiecholette) October 9, 2025

He's too pure for that scumbag franchise. I just cant be a certified hater, seems like a good natured dude who also happens to be one of the greatest talents of all time. https://t.co/L9UutT7Apt

— Dr. Grizzo (PhD, MD, BA, MBA, 7'4 240 IQ) (@mrgrozz) October 9, 2025

It’s up to 13 million views and at least 12.5 million were me watching it repeatedly. https://t.co/VYt7U28Wkp

— Rob Silver (@RobSilver) October 10, 2025

This is Kevin Gausman, Blue Jays Ace, teaching his daughters how to ride bikes at the Evergreen Brickworks farmers market the day before the biggest start of his life. Everybody knew who he was. Nobody bothered him. Watch out Mariners. He looks happy and loose. pic.twitter.com/m0l05aRetK

— Stephen Marche (@StephenMarche) October 11, 2025

COME ON REF, THAT’S A STRIKE pic.twitter.com/CzvMPCjzOi

— Alex (@ivandemigoal) October 13, 2025

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— Baseball Is Dead (@baseballisdead_) October 16, 2025

One of the most beautiful home run shots you’ll ever see 🤩 #WANTITALL pic.twitter.com/QTwEj8AStp

— Toronto Blue Jays (@BlueJays) October 16, 2025

I just love Ernie Clement’s reaction here pic.twitter.com/o7KWwVYFo1

— spencer🦕 (@spen______) October 17, 2025

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— Mike Stephens (@mikeystephens81) October 17, 2025

Somehow Fox using 'Iris' as bumper music actually worked here. pic.twitter.com/s9HLdCXNbF

— Sports TV News & Updates (@TVSportsUpdates) October 20, 2025

all of Toronto rn pic.twitter.com/2scjhTayBx

— Steve Sladkowski (@sladkow) October 20, 2025

How it started How it’s going pic.twitter.com/nY7oCaSA8C

— Montreal Expos (@Montreal_Expos) October 20, 2025

Two things I notice about my view of the ⁦@BlueJays⁩ fans on the 100 level: Their jerseys represent multiple generations of Toronto baseball. And they are all on their feet in the first inning. ⁦@MLBNetwork⁩ 🇨🇦 pic.twitter.com/9cz2GHYhFp

— Jon Morosi (@jonmorosi) October 21, 2025

Seattle Mariners fan: I’m gonna mock injured George Springer

George Springer: pic.twitter.com/34H7JE69Xd

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) October 21, 2025

The only person more excited than George Springer on his home run was the guy in the Springer jersey who caught the ball. #WANTITALL pic.twitter.com/HZpStd88yx

— Courtney Theriault (@cspotweet) October 21, 2025

Three days apart pic.twitter.com/xH4iG384B4

— Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) October 21, 2025

Ernie Clement is every Blue Jays fan. pic.twitter.com/pGvISqT7xv

— Ian Hunter (@BlueJayHunter) October 21, 2025

me liking all the Springer dinger videos on my feed pic.twitter.com/HRaP68k3cb

— astrosmemes (@astrosmemes_) October 21, 2025

https://t.co/YdDbJxpaTu pic.twitter.com/nA3CFISrpg

— 🌸🌺🌼🌹 (@mcarv_s) October 21, 2025

It never gets talked about but imagine being an umpire in a moment like this. You gotta stay 100% neutral but ya gotta be thinkin "damn this is sick" pic.twitter.com/Iauy0x8YsQ

— Isaac (@iTalkStudiosYT) October 21, 2025

This warning made me laugh. Guess they’re going to interview John Schneider again. #BlueJays. pic.twitter.com/Ohv3vp1ymd

— Paul Hunter (@hunterhockey) October 21, 2025

I don’t even think you can do this in MLB The Show! pic.twitter.com/SvQ7LqnYth

— Julian McKenzie (@jkamckenzie) October 21, 2025

The people in Vladimir Guerrero Jr.’s hometown of Don Gregorio, Dominican Republic went wild celebrating his first trip to the World Series https://t.co/QOfntyfexc

— Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) October 21, 2025

George Springer home run with Titanic music pic.twitter.com/KSo1EKKBI8

— . (@leafsplswin) October 21, 2025

https://t.co/GcMMxkoCjj pic.twitter.com/UVddbFvOLe

— Josh (@Josh_theJaysFan) October 21, 2025

"How many times have you watched the Springer dinger?"

Me: pic.twitter.com/iqum0h25Dy

— Rob Wong (@RobWong34) October 21, 2025

"I get emotional thinking about what these guys are going through right now. I was fortunate to play here. I know how special Toronto is.

There’s nothing like it." pic.twitter.com/s3Z5UDdYWW

— Arden Zwelling (@ArdenZwelling) October 21, 2025

Being a fan is an absolutely awful investment. Most of the time your team loses. But its night's like this that you live for. If you're lucky, you get a handful of them in your life. This is one of those nights. #WANTITALL https://t.co/MARbZKCfkK

— corey landsberg (@coreylandsberg) October 21, 2025

“how can you not be romantic about baseball?”
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— Josh (@Josh_theJaysFan) October 21, 2025

I don’t think you could make it up if you tried. 10 years later a 3-run homer in the 7th of a deciding game. Something magical about that city man!

I haven’t watched baseball and cared this much about what happened in a long time. I literally threw my hands up in the air after…

— Chris Colabello (@CC20rake) October 21, 2025

For too long, Blue Jays’ fans have waited to cheer for a team that plays baseball “the right way”. Not much to ask, but, funny thing, that can lead to a winning record, a playoff spot, a league pennant, and maybe even a World Series title. We’ll see. The wait has ended in 2025.

— Dave Hodge (@davehodge20) October 21, 2025

Someone said this next series is gonna be an all star team vs. the power of friendship and I think that just about sums up this team. Love my boys in blue so much 🫶🏻🫶🏻 https://t.co/6v3riYSa2H

— Liv (@livlightslamp4) October 21, 2025

Dalton Pompey for the win. https://t.co/PPYdP0xUsb

— Donnovan Bennett (@donnovanbennett) October 22, 2025

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The Best Tweets of September

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WHAT. A. NIGHT. pic.twitter.com/A84qMp2QmV

— Toronto Blue Jays (@BlueJays) September 10, 2025

there is room for whimsy in everything https://t.co/AGu8Ekd4Rk

— Isabel🌻 (@isabelunraveled) September 10, 2025

In 2005, Kevin Berthia went to the Golden Gate Bridge to end his life. He ended up talking about his life with officer Kevin Briggs for 92 min while on the edge of the bridge. 10 years later they met at that same bridge under much better circumstances. Incredible. pic.twitter.com/f7rw41VIzH

— Restoring Your Faith in Humanity (@HumanityChad) September 10, 2025

RIP cinephile, your family never understood you 😭 https://t.co/RgjrmPewB6

— Chris A (@AlsikkanTV) September 17, 2025

me when i see the sun reflected on the waves of any body of water pic.twitter.com/DSjHAqibpQ

— jenny sais quoi (@jennytheleo) September 20, 2025

I love people who romanticize the sh!t out of every little win in their lives. I want to be those people. https://t.co/4VQF09sXjQ

— Miu ✦ (@Flicky0ps) September 22, 2025

At this preschool, they had a "Dress like what you want to be when you grow up" and they chose "Mr Bubba" 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Cz9pA3Dmgx

— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) September 25, 2025

subway ad glitched and is stuck like this pic.twitter.com/Lkh5rY60fY

— lee (@puppy0nline) September 27, 2025

She's inspired so many people but I get a little sad when someone quotes her and says "I wish this were my life". I feel like the lesson here is it can be your life! Just go walk! You might not live in the English countryside but you can find beauty anywhere. https://t.co/d5s5TwMhnq

— nathan (@golddozer) September 29, 2025

The best tweets of last month can be found over here and you can see more posts like this on my latest newsletter.

The Best Tweets of August

"What is the charge? Eating a mouse? A succulent field mouse?" pic.twitter.com/2rO0QRtoio

— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) July 31, 2025

That don't impress me much pic.twitter.com/4ZM5KjV2U8

— Em again (@juxtaposedwitu) August 3, 2025

You can still dine at Restaurant Fournaise, on the banks of the Seine, the setting for Renoir’s Luncheon of the Boating Party 140 years ago. Incidentally, that’s Aline, Renoir’s future wife, at lower L, & fellow artist Gustave Caillebotte at lower R https://t.co/D9UrM9KW7c pic.twitter.com/90vj7fTAcr

— Journal of Art in Society (@artinsociety) August 4, 2025

they should do this for the summer i turned pretty finale too https://t.co/QvDebyBvO5

— zoë rose bryant (@zoerosebryant) August 16, 2025

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— lena (@lenafultz) August 19, 2025

conrad arranging the flowers before people arrive just like susannah i’m not okay😭😭😭 #TheSummerITurnedPretty pic.twitter.com/FRq8od9zWI

— mary ᢉ𐭩 (@goldcryst) August 20, 2025

Two of the most Guess Who faces out there. https://t.co/nsXaFehxkk

— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) August 25, 2025

Instead of texting ‘on my way’ I’m just gonna start sending this pic.twitter.com/Ty6WbO9tem

— Dr Sean Travers (@seanjetravers) August 25, 2025

my sister’s boyfriend is NOT a fan of monkeys and this how they were woken up this morning at their airbnb pic.twitter.com/lvxb87ARw3

— Crankin 🦝 (@CRankinit69) August 26, 2025

The best tweets of last month can be found over here and you can see more posts like this on my latest newsletter.