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LIZ HEATHER

April 30, 2026

The Best Tweets + Threads of April

by Liz Heather in Links


I love the latin phrase "solvitur ambulando" which translates to "it is solved by walking". I make sure to walk to 1-1.5 hours every day it sparks some of the best ideas in my head. https://t.co/A1bh8apslE

— Ankur Handa (@ankurhandos) April 4, 2026

hit me pic.twitter.com/H3dL46AO5S

— annie (@sweetndpolite) April 4, 2026

— James Baldwin, They Can’t Turn Back pic.twitter.com/KkNL60gPJL

— love drops (@lovedropx) April 5, 2026

a little too real for me jibjab hot dog pic.twitter.com/UTJoMjrFkv

— horse dentist (@equine__dentist) April 6, 2026

🤘 #BlueJays fans today is a new day 🤪 pic.twitter.com/ZMNeGHLtEO

— OK Blue Jays (@JaysClubhouse) April 7, 2026

pic.twitter.com/0ZUhRLQxiD

— love drops (@lovedropx) April 8, 2026

My coworker said I dress like I caught a lizard and I'm waiting for a chance to show it to everyone pic.twitter.com/XU8zNnTm44

— Jon Bird (@2002tacomasr5) April 9, 2026

I NEED this guy’s baseball sweater like I need water pic.twitter.com/dwGPRGtNN5

— Blake R. Weiner (@BlakeWeiner) April 11, 2026

found the note my sister passed me when our mother announced that our parents were divorcing pic.twitter.com/gHBTzuChXv

— pamela ❤️‍🔥 (@tisthepamseason) April 12, 2026

no one is listening to heineman im crying pic.twitter.com/diY6qRVNl3

— sky ✧˖°⭑˖ (@stoppedbysilovs) April 15, 2026

pic.twitter.com/K28AJL3z50

— Respectful Memes (@RespectfulMemes) April 17, 2026

I love my team and my team loves jeff hoffman ❤️ https://t.co/L5dzuEY7F2 pic.twitter.com/G1PWGmmEUe

— edwin 🐶🐟 (@torononian) April 19, 2026

obsessed with how no one is allowed to talk to max scherzer on his start days but then every other day he doesn’t stop yapping😭 pic.twitter.com/uGLbAtzei0

— ًᵗᵒ (@tosports13) April 19, 2026

how i'll be removing myself from conversations from now on https://t.co/C4gjj4YyEZ

— Kaiji Von Tang (@KaijiTang) April 20, 2026

I love this town #LFGM pic.twitter.com/taBl8zocug

— Greg Wyshynski (@wyshynski) April 21, 2026

Amazing correction here https://t.co/mOhbg56vIs pic.twitter.com/8lYoZdgksN

— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) April 22, 2026

jays bases loaded and 0 outs pic.twitter.com/xJP9tjpmb2

— mik ⚾️ (@redhoodjays) April 25, 2026

Jays should do a Varland jersey giveaway with two handprints across the shoulders https://t.co/sk2eLzqFz9

— Honduras Volta (@CarrotFollower) April 26, 2026

Life finds a way https://t.co/bDEoicjrJ9

— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) April 28, 2026

there’s absolutely no thoughts in his head pic.twitter.com/1mI5pZ5wOw

— paige ౨ৎ (@68FLUHARTY) April 28, 2026

tyler rogers it seems I've grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa's orchard

— louis “the committee” varland (@wollapologist) April 29, 2026

Last thing a batter sees before his soul is snatched pic.twitter.com/IGBbzw2iku

— Lev (@Levbaseball) April 29, 2026

“The Committee” goes bananas as a nickname https://t.co/DHVKT4fq0m

— Owen Hill (@_ohill) April 29, 2026

My dog waiting for me to drop something on the floor in the kitchen pic.twitter.com/syPCAfn8lh

— Kendra Middleton (@KendraMiddleton) April 30, 2026

The best tweets of last month can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, funny tweets, best of Twitter, best of Threads, Liz Heather, funny


April 1, 2026

The Best Tweets of March

by Liz Heather in Links


Just randomly remembered this and watched it again and laughed as hard as I did the first time I saw it. Could not script something this funny. https://t.co/cCcA0ELLOT

— Spongebob SquareAss (@thereisnojayjay) March 3, 2026

Actress Tracee Ellis Ross takes Paris in a great color combo outfit! 🔥 pic.twitter.com/I8LtTtmr3X

— LEGENDARY LADE! 🇳🇬 (@LegendaryLade) March 5, 2026

i’ve always liked the onion’s eyes on this one pic.twitter.com/0TIuQHvsn1

— Tommy Siegel (@TommySiegel) March 11, 2026

Fun fact: the scene with Garland and the little girl was 6 minutes long in the original cut. When we previewed it a woman stood up during the scene, looked back where we were sitting and yelled, “Why are you doing this to us?!” We trimmed it down. https://t.co/AtMBMkrD0b

— Todd Garner (@Todd_Garner) March 19, 2026

everything is working out. pic.twitter.com/ylgBkSaJpy

— 🍂 (@Lovandfear) March 21, 2026

Try this recipe and you will only be addicted like me😋 pic.twitter.com/OvZteGdfec

— Health Nest (@OurHealthNest) March 21, 2026

models should be glad he chose baseball pic.twitter.com/8XIciY3sxc

— shan (@nylsander) March 23, 2026

They do it in the sun. They do it under the stars. They do it in biting April chill and punishing August heat. Baseball is enmeshed with – and an expression of – the season. And they play every day. The game is part of the daily routine. It is life, from April through October. https://t.co/9mowd9epMf

— Jonah Birenbaum (@birenball) March 24, 2026

This woman said: My husband and I saw Gone Girl in the theater and when it was over, a man behind us with a southern accent said "Wow. I'm surprised." And 11 years later whenever either of us is surprised about something we say "Wow. I'm surprised." in a southern accent and then…

— Mia♡ (@luxemiaa) March 27, 2026

This is your sign to go on a flower walk 🥹💐 pic.twitter.com/sDOuk0dwd1

— bonita lo thee oracle (@TheDivineBruxa) March 27, 2026

pic.twitter.com/S6n0LkwW5q

— annie (@sweetndpolite) March 27, 2026

30 DAYS, 30 SCARF STYLES. pic.twitter.com/ojLIUYQxxK

— Fit_Fusion (@FitFusion__) March 27, 2026

Imagine casually looking out the window and seeing this pic.twitter.com/zx8A6nnG4M

— M🐝 (@CakeMcJabe) March 27, 2026

me when im not taking in single word that’s being said pic.twitter.com/qoKuBEGErV

— sky ✧˖°⭑˖ (@stoppedbysilovs) March 28, 2026

20-Minutes Garlic Butter Pasta pic.twitter.com/DKgAzUNNtD

— Snack Reel (@SnackReel) March 30, 2026

The richest relationships are lifeboats pic.twitter.com/g5tZN2veJz

— roobz 🌙 🌸 (@tishray) March 30, 2026

Yes please. Heirloom tomatoes, whipped lemon ricotta, toasted sourdough, white balsamic & chives. 🍅🍃 pic.twitter.com/8fm1LFzbcR

— Elle Lookbook (@EvaLovesDesign) March 30, 2026

Oscar's house pic.twitter.com/IXka6WRp2D

— Ben Zaehringer (@benzaehringer) March 30, 2026

when the mlb radio broadcast cuts out and there’s no ads between innings so i’m just alone peacefully with my thoughts pic.twitter.com/Q40yLfUzle

— katie (@sadfictionalmen) March 31, 2026

love how when max is done pitching, he immediately goes back to yapping in the dugout LMFAOOO #bluejays50 pic.twitter.com/SeE4d2c8PB

— -ˏˋ amethyst ˊˎ- (@charlessmithsgf) April 1, 2026

The best tweets of last month can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, funny tweets, best of Twitter, best of Threads, Liz Heather, funny