bought a lamp from a guy in the netherlands and he just sent me my all time favorite email "customs have given their blessing" is the cutest thing anyone has ever said pic.twitter.com/BmA8Yi50KT
We have become too articulate about our suffering & too inarticulate about our strength. The more elegantly we describe our wounds, the harder it becomes to leave them behind. When a struggle becomes part of your identity, overcoming it feels like a betrayal of who you are. https://t.co/wf5fETlWTz
On this day in 1992, S.J. Sharkie was birthed from the inside of a friggin Zamboni. 34 years later, that absolute lunatic is still out of his gourd. pic.twitter.com/jcciLsTJk3
Guys I'm sobbing a local woman passed away in September and her husband/family rented a whole store at the mall to show off her Christmas decorations 😭 nothing is for sale it's literally just so everyone can see it and it's so beautiful I love love pic.twitter.com/eiuGPmULsv
One time I went to a Christmas fair at a tiny Russian church and got some borscht and the stern old lady who sold it said "sour cream" and I said "no thank you" but she replied "not question." https://t.co/T4g7vy0Myz
Here is Roger Ebert's first paragraph of his review for "The Mummy" and it is why he was the greatest film critic to ever live pic.twitter.com/q4SWOTTGvt
In 2005, Kevin Berthia went to the Golden Gate Bridge to end his life. He ended up talking about his life with officer Kevin Briggs for 92 min while on the edge of the bridge. 10 years later they met at that same bridge under much better circumstances. Incredible. pic.twitter.com/f7rw41VIzH
She's inspired so many people but I get a little sad when someone quotes her and says "I wish this were my life". I feel like the lesson here is it can be your life! Just go walk! You might not live in the English countryside but you can find beauty anywhere. https://t.co/d5s5TwMhnq
You can still dine at Restaurant Fournaise, on the banks of the Seine, the setting for Renoir’s Luncheon of the Boating Party 140 years ago. Incidentally, that’s Aline, Renoir’s future wife, at lower L, & fellow artist Gustave Caillebotte at lower R https://t.co/D9UrM9KW7cpic.twitter.com/90vj7fTAcr
— Journal of Art in Society (@artinsociety) August 4, 2025
— NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) July 6, 2025
Saw Tracy Morgan in the airport in Jersey, loudly playing New York State of mind on a speaker. I was debating if I should ask for a picture but he saw me and yelled out “girl you know you want a picture come on.” I was slightly embarrassed https://t.co/h53VYf5NkV
my 5th grade class voted me best dancer because i was randomly selected to dance at an assembly but the song happened to be the same one i had a choreographed routine for from my boy scout talent show. i spent years not dancing to sustain the mystique https://t.co/mw4FXX9WEO
— Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer (@dyingscribe) July 10, 2025
I was getting on a plane and saw this old lady say to a ten year-old, "I'm worried, Jimmy. My phone's already only at 8%" and he responded "You're so cooked, grandma"
someone recommended "it's a wonderful life" to me ages ago.. i saw the reviews for it and thought 'well it can't be THAT good.' well, i watched it and long story short, this david lynch video is me whenever anyone mentions that movie in a conversation pic.twitter.com/jsbkVYw6gchttps://t.co/RdIQDSHVud
— audrey hepburn enthusiast (@darylandfilms) June 11, 2025
This is a judgemental take but I think self-help books are one of the lowest forms of culture we produce, and that turning the intrinsically valuable experience of reading into something must Accomplish Something is cursed protestant-work-ethic hustle culture nonsense. https://t.co/xEzvLHtHtX
— microplastics evaluator (@DiabolicalSpuds) June 12, 2025
