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LIZ HEATHER

April 30, 2025

The Best Tweets of April 2025

by Liz Heather in Links


being a teenage girl and discovering this song for the first time was an experience like nothing else in this life, truly https://t.co/KIb3ujgQD9

— claire rowden (@clx1re) March 31, 2025

give a spring baby some yarn and a crochet hook and this is what happens 😬 pic.twitter.com/kxiFIE1ixr

— crochet fairy🧚🏽 (@dandixgee) March 31, 2025

everytime i think about bad dates on here i think about this tweet cus she is so funny 😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/f109F38SVQ

— Your OG 🐩 (@LRNROSE) April 1, 2025

pic.twitter.com/No39yJH55l

— Respectful Memes (@RespectfulMemes) April 3, 2025

Here’s an emotional Val Kilmer on @ConanOBrien back in 2013 discussing the power & fulfillment live comedy brings. Kilmer’s comedic timing was the most underrated tool in his acting arsenal. A legend is lost. pic.twitter.com/Za7JVmS2YZ

— Cinema Tweets (@CinemaTweets1) April 5, 2025

y’all are worried about the wrong stocks pic.twitter.com/W2gi2OHKi8

— tweet davidson (@andykreed) April 7, 2025

this is so cute pic.twitter.com/CobaiiFiid

— crybaby (@bunnygirl1373) April 8, 2025

It is a privilege to yearn after our own memories pic.twitter.com/h6rY4MOhMz

— *:・゚ (@Bluewerks_) April 8, 2025

The back detail of ✨Schiaparelli✨ Spring/Summer 2015.🪡 pic.twitter.com/QoRakeYFR4

— La Mode Unknown (@LaModeUnknown) April 8, 2025

pic.twitter.com/iZQm0lDSD1

— Synexdoche (@amor_fatti) April 12, 2025

thank you so much for rescuing an older pup pic.twitter.com/7Xvs741wMw

— B&S (@_B___S) April 16, 2025

One of the funniest frames https://t.co/E4Ty1lBMWW

— Mr. Chau (@Srirachachau) April 17, 2025

when I realized she was SKIPPING I threw my phone across the room. only the goodest girl would learn such a thing. she's too precious I can't take it. 😭🥹 pic.twitter.com/3ABLOqPuc8

— Sassington, M.C. (@MissSassbox) April 18, 2025

pic.twitter.com/K9berYpxm7

— chaotic memes (@memechaotic) April 22, 2025

What just happened 🥰 pic.twitter.com/hjSawzKy9Q

— why you should have an animal (@ShouldHaveAnima) April 27, 2025

The best tweets of March 2025 can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best tweets April 2025, funny tweets, funny tweets April 2025, best of Twitter, best of Twitter April 2025, Liz Heather, funny


April 8, 2025

The Best White Lotus Tweets <spoilers>

by Liz Heather in Links, Television


they should film the next season of the white lotus at the best western lamplighter in london ontario pic.twitter.com/CfcY7UesYu

— sauce (@jimbobrays_) February 18, 2025

everyone is smiling & Walton Goggins is slaying pic.twitter.com/opiQqwJiBO

— Jordan. ⚔️ 🪷 💎 (@ChoiceReznikov) March 11, 2025

https://t.co/Ab8HAfSPna pic.twitter.com/CsxD4WJF3P

— Arnold (@Schwarzenegger) March 25, 2025

my friend just suggested a restaurant that doesn’t take reservations I- pic.twitter.com/J12a3s1QPr

— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) March 28, 2025

I laughed so hard when Fabian started singing and the show immediately cut to the three women arguing. Justice for my man! #TheWhiteLotus pic.twitter.com/yae19EwOJU

— Raven Brunner (@raventbrunner) March 31, 2025

if I send you this it means I’ve done zero prep work but I’ll get by #TheWhiteLotus #WhiteLotus pic.twitter.com/RuAB7ZOMkq

— T (@teewatterss) March 31, 2025

It’s been like 4-5 episodes without any update on what happened with this guy’s hedge fund. His story line deserved more than popping a ton of lorazepam https://t.co/qSzwOKFA7L

— litquidity (@litcapital) March 31, 2025

Chelsea to Rick https://t.co/3x7VwnDNpF

— Cool Girlfriend™ (@existandchill) April 1, 2025

he is good at everything except his job https://t.co/67kbcC4msv

— chu (@THEHORRORGOTH) April 2, 2025

Chuck Schumer texting me every morning for the past decade: pic.twitter.com/WNepUySsYr

— 7/11 Truther (@DaveMcNamee3000) April 2, 2025

The White Lotus cast Impersonates Parker Posey's Character Victoria Ratliff pic.twitter.com/5GbfK4ksnI

— out of context the white lotus (@oocwhitelotus) April 3, 2025

cheers to complex relationships between women onscreen… that was beautiful ladies #thewhitelotus pic.twitter.com/GNK6XgRbsN

— vicky (@lesbianomenon) April 7, 2025

This was so unnecessary. #TheWhiteLotus #WhiteLotus pic.twitter.com/ieYRRtIbpS

— Marie Cervantes (@9woodMac) April 7, 2025

“stop thinking about the love you didn’t get, think about the love you have. I’m right here. I love you” oh, Chelsea you were too pure of heart #TheWhiteLotus pic.twitter.com/C1ibV4Ls0N

— 🌱 (@moonflowerxz) April 7, 2025

Mook watching Gaitok drive away in the front seat#WhiteLotus #TheWhiteLotuspic.twitter.com/oSNqvpLhoC

— T (@teewatterss) April 7, 2025

mook to gaitok this episode #thewhitelotus #whitelotus pic.twitter.com/FEwWzGwxzq

— and Peggy (@ypeggytambien) April 7, 2025

Laurie showing she’s a true New Yorker 😂😭 if this was intentional, probably the smartest writing of any show in a long time. ! #TheWhiteLotus pic.twitter.com/4hviR6zZuo

— AC (@jumbatronic) April 7, 2025

Not Carrie Coon delivering that Emmy-worthy monologue about friendship only to leave them to die once the shooting started lmao #TheWhiteLotus pic.twitter.com/joee9JQwl2

— xule (@20051628lch) April 7, 2025

to keep my peace, her story ended here#WhiteLotus #TheWhiteLotus pic.twitter.com/lzNuhEnACN

— T (@teewatterss) April 7, 2025

millennials going through their fourth once in a lifetime economic recession#WhiteLotus #TheWhiteLotus pic.twitter.com/vN1qWkJk3n

— T (@teewatterss) April 7, 2025

the Piña colada flavored Coffee mate makes so much sense now #TheWhiteLotus pic.twitter.com/lAjfOfgCV8

— Frank Costa (@feistyfrank) April 7, 2025

I love an unforgettable finale facial expression from a White Lotus character who had the most unexpected character development over the course of the season pic.twitter.com/nvZ2OnU8jb

— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) April 7, 2025

Thinking about this story that Walton Goggins told GQ about being in Thailand 20 years before filming White Lotus after his wife's suicide and how it all came flooding back https://t.co/9iKqVK2Ern pic.twitter.com/Ai8KOG3JTl

— Joel Pavelski (@joelcifer) April 7, 2025

TAGS: best tweets, The White Lotus, best tweets white lotus, best tweets the white lotus, Liz Heather, funny tweets The White Lotus


March 31, 2025

The Best Tweets of March 2025

by Liz Heather in Links


It’s love https://t.co/1aLT1IdDrj

— Lord of Leisure (@lavitalenta) March 2, 2025

Gotta dim the lights and lock the doors for this https://t.co/F4UslY1KfR

— 40 (@40URTY) March 5, 2025

just found out about Miss Piggy’s dog Foo Foo and every single photo of her is making me laugh so much pic.twitter.com/Gd0PVt7wF8

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) March 15, 2025

this is cracking me up 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/IgdQzGoJ4m

— 𝖎𝖘𝖎𝖘 (@boginya1212) March 16, 2025

I’m lowkey looking too far into this but I think the world would be a better place if everyone was this unapologetically excited about their lives. Having fun with it. Finding their lane and running with it. Just like this guy. https://t.co/uH88ClyQeq

— KOBE (@kobegatsby) March 18, 2025

https://t.co/f4snlYkfrf pic.twitter.com/FKFJ3BByGH

— Soup (@soupinthering) March 22, 2025

pic.twitter.com/eUwAAOMOiS

— joshualino fagottino prezioso (@siguntyr) March 22, 2025

iris by goo goo dolls really is insane though. I'd give up forever to touch you? you're the closest to heaven I'll ever be? all I can breathe is your life? and I don't want the world to see me cause I don't think they'd understand? when everything's meant to be broken I just want…

— Synexdoche (@amor_fatti) March 26, 2025

The sauce and cheese trick is insane pic.twitter.com/WWpsp2VTpj

— Ribz of Tik Tok (@ribzoftiktok) March 26, 2025

James Clear on identity: pic.twitter.com/fF2oTqhzyI

— Charles Miller (@charlesmiller_7) March 27, 2025

Trading this in for Big was self hate https://t.co/NOLyYlTIDL

— Taurus Groove (@jiggyjayy2) March 27, 2025

ㅤ pic.twitter.com/b7aGcnxQkw

— The Notorious J.O.V. (@whotfisjovana) March 29, 2025

The best tweets of February can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best tweets March 2025, funny tweets, funny tweets March 2025, Liz Heather, best of Twitter, best of Twitter March 2025, funny


February 28, 2025

The Best Tweets of February 2025

by Liz Heather in Links


Well... life is actually worth living pic.twitter.com/lGO4V3WgzA

— juri (@betterrgee) February 4, 2025

Was trying to take a cute picture at the lunar new year parade but this is kinda giving 9/11 pic.twitter.com/sD3FBNEIz2

— annabella (@toebruises) February 5, 2025

Ok this one’s funny https://t.co/TLeiA1rahX

— Katie Herzog (@kittypurrzog) February 8, 2025

https://t.co/HS8ypQfQJR pic.twitter.com/uCUfvIw4kL

— Credible News (@jaylannc) February 8, 2025

pic.twitter.com/igmDr1hG42

— chris alsikkan™ (@AlsikkanTV) February 10, 2025

Drake rn: pic.twitter.com/CKHSn0atG3

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 10, 2025

i just know he went back to his locker and saw that outfit hanging there and was like fuuuuuck now i have to walk out of here all groovy 😔 https://t.co/QGs2y6X3d5

— riley 🤍 (@RiledUpForSwift) February 11, 2025

pic.twitter.com/kfefflSdNm

— Images AI Could Never Recreate (@imagesaicouldnt) February 12, 2025

do NOT include “we’ve had our ups and downs” in your valentine’s day caption if you’re not going to tell us what the ups and downs were!!!!!! who has the gambling addiction??? what happened on the girls trip to miami???

— brooke (@b_pruck) February 13, 2025

just remembered when my dad texted me this after he watched the succession s3 finale pic.twitter.com/zdLQaOXs31

— cary (@brokebackstan) February 13, 2025

I’m glad we didn’t lose someone this funny https://t.co/uzgJbN3mbu

— Skyler Higley (@skyler_higley) February 14, 2025

The best-aged thing the onion has ever written. Every day it rings truer and truer. pic.twitter.com/itd9ffRRcw

— Joey Politano 🏳️‍🌈 (@JosephPolitano) February 14, 2025

This is easily top 10 tweets of all time for me personally. https://t.co/BU5dyFvTD2

— Liz Harvey (@_lizharvey) February 15, 2025

Bro reconnecting with nature after fumbling a baddie pic.twitter.com/teCSVwsjwX

— Insane Reality Leaks (@InsaneRealitys) February 15, 2025

Kendall Roy would do this https://t.co/XJLllWxlsd

— Dani|| ᖭི༏ᖫྀ (@Dan0nat0r) February 16, 2025

this movie is so bad but it did produce one of my favorite letterboxd reviews https://t.co/9GTfbUxytW pic.twitter.com/sXCviFpGqZ

— twink kj apa (@AustinJChilds) February 16, 2025

He was the only one keeping delta planes from landing upside down. Now look. God help us all https://t.co/GyFiwdHZ69

— mikey reid (@mrmikeyreid) February 17, 2025

If you wanna know why ex-Viking, Chris Kluwe was Kapernicked by NFL a few years b4 Colin & Eric Reid, this is why. He fought for marriage equality & showed solidarity w/Trayvon, but as a punter, he was expendable w/plausible deniability. Good 2 see him back. https://t.co/bOOugswdH5

— #StopCopCity (@ChuckModi1) February 20, 2025

NEVER KILL YOURSELF pic.twitter.com/VItz1XGe8c

— h@iley (@fantomregret) February 23, 2025

I found it interesting Monoray Books chose (in this age of TikTok etc) to ask me to do some of my 'painted envelopes' to tell bookshops about my forthcoming book, The Postal Paths - but they seem to have caught people's attention. Long live real letters!https://t.co/mJmUakohOS pic.twitter.com/jCh5dObDPA

— Alan Cleaver (@thelonningsguy) February 24, 2025

human beings saw this and still made salesforce pic.twitter.com/rkzTe5NWj7

— maha (@mahaaaay) February 25, 2025

The best tweets of January can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best tweets February 2025, funny tweets, funny tweets February 2025, best of Twitter, best of Twitter February 2025, Liz Heather


January 31, 2025

The Best Tweets of January 2025

by Liz Heather in Links


Lol, this review of The Substance https://t.co/sCwqK4bMJV pic.twitter.com/iYFEzDze5L

— kashaf murtaza-ish🍉 (@AryaSpeak_s) December 26, 2024

I’m convinced that Mark Wahlberg is doing this movie so that it will be the new top Google search result for “Mark Wahlberg plane” instead of his 9/11 quote. https://t.co/QXJu1MsM9Q

— Scrümbled Eggs 🇵🇸 (@scrumble_eggs) January 2, 2025

Got a Pittsburgh puzzle for Christmas and my favorite part is that the Pirates are losing 12-0 pic.twitter.com/s2Ex9w2kW7

— karlykauf (@karlykauf) January 2, 2025

whys the baby jesus in my rosca de reyes lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot pic.twitter.com/ZY5CDnv1g3

— ghost ⚢ (@ghostamanita) January 5, 2025

Demi Moore’s #GoldenGlobes acceptance speech for THE SUBSTANCE has me sobbing. “You’ll never be enough. But you can know the value of your worth if you just put down the measuring stick.” pic.twitter.com/Dc5dZoyWJy

— Courtney Howard (@Lulamaybelle) January 6, 2025

i love the "never kill yourself" genre bc it captures the slippery truth that the distance between a life worth living and wanting to die really is, like, one minor amusement a day

that's why it's imperative to go outside and look at things and try to like them https://t.co/5SssQesysq

— brit (@booritney) January 7, 2025

Bullseye pic.twitter.com/1NNVhBS9ix

— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) January 8, 2025

Kendrick, for the last 6 months, watching Drake make the loss exponentially worse for himself. pic.twitter.com/Mb0cPqTiCk

— TONY SNARK (@Yamscasino) January 15, 2025

I can't exit the video hahaha pic.twitter.com/8QxEhUA0tJ

— Enezator (@Enezator) January 20, 2025

About a year ago I was walking home carrying toilet paper and a teenager yelled “that guy be shittin!!!” and his friends laughed and laughed. I never thought I’d be able to walk with tp and no tote bag. But today, I stopped living in fear!!! pic.twitter.com/wN6h9zJLb7

— Zombie Naseem 🇵🇸🇾🇪🇱🇧 (@Sammiyungzola) January 25, 2025

if bears are so dangerous then explain this pic.twitter.com/lt6nQ6Vbb6

— why you should have an animal (@ShouldHaveAnima) January 26, 2025

Dressed like the special guest “boyfriend” on a 90s black sitcom. https://t.co/1wGAYYDw2C

— Chris Alan (@ChrisAlanComedy) January 26, 2025

pic.twitter.com/b6r5S8x462

— Mad Men Quotes (@MadMenQts) January 30, 2025

The best tweets of December can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best tweets January 2025, funny tweets, funny tweets January 2025, best of Twitter, best of Twitter January 2025, Liz Heather, funny


January 1, 2025

The Best Tweets of December 2024

by Liz Heather in Links


my mom is trying to bond her bunnies and they’re just pretending they don’t see each other pic.twitter.com/dhyVGTUREK

— chlobuchar (@me_im_chloe) December 5, 2024

A Dark-eyed Junco wearing a snowflake on his cheek ❄️ pic.twitter.com/SnNhlpt5PP

— Jocelyn Anderson Photography (@JocAPhotography) December 5, 2024

sometimes nepotism is okay if everyone in the family is beautiful and talented https://t.co/vnz383kGLY

— abi balingit 🌸 MAYUMU OUT NOW! 🌸 (@theduskykitchen) December 7, 2024

Aldous Huxley, a reminder of how miraculous this all is pic.twitter.com/AiKSKTl9x0

— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) December 11, 2024

i’m snitching on everybody if they hand me this sandwich during an interrogation https://t.co/MkVWO12C5r

— ඞ (@lifeinchaos_) December 11, 2024

Weirdly empowering pic.twitter.com/8Qql00W9R8

— straight edge coach mcguirk (@nickhexum311) December 12, 2024

retaliating against men who base a woman’s worth in her beauty by proving that she is indeed beautiful enough to be respected is so bleak https://t.co/y0rKqLxFxO

— chloe iris (@chloeikennedy) December 15, 2024

My mum had my dad saved as his full govt name and I told her that’s ur husband of 30 years pls be a bit more relaxed and put an emoji or something. I was expecting something like a love heart- she just put the Somali flag emoji https://t.co/uMtEPddd5w pic.twitter.com/5DvyTqFD9p

— 🌙 (@s4f1ja) December 16, 2024

Awkward! Woman Runs Out of Things to Talk to Herself About: https://t.co/WDK8o7SIYm pic.twitter.com/r525Inu1Fg

— Reductress (@Reductress) December 17, 2024

The thing I always hate about going to any family’s house is that women don’t get to be guests. Men do. We have to immediately offer to help cook, serve, clean, etc. If not, it’s not “polite.” You’re looked down upon for resting as a guest. I’ve never had guests in my home do…

— Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH (@GeauxGabrielle) December 26, 2024

treated my parents to a scalp spa for christmas and this is how i picked them up after their appt lmao pic.twitter.com/dsJabc8Ige

— annelisa (@notannelisa) December 26, 2024

How to Stay Humble Even Though You Experience the World More Deeply and Correctly Than Everyone Else: https://t.co/Wxfbr3yi0z pic.twitter.com/8Sybis7gKA

— Reductress (@Reductress) December 29, 2024

I love this card 😭 pic.twitter.com/JLuZMRFor1

— Your Grace ✨ (@Sancityx) December 30, 2024

2024 was great simply because i married her https://t.co/1BydT6A7NX pic.twitter.com/2QgCk1pBkh

— sean yoo (@SeanYoo) December 31, 2024

The best tweets of November can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best tweets December 2024, funny tweets, funny tweets December 2024, Liz Heather, best of Twitter, best of Twitter December 2024, funny


November 30, 2024

The Best Tweets of November 2024

by Liz Heather in Links


who remember when COVID first popped off and had everyone scared to cough 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/Rj0KIG50Ze

— ryan 🤿 (@scubaryan_) November 3, 2024

No YOU’RE getting emotional about the inscription on the National Postal Museum building pic.twitter.com/LFKSqJkhf3

— Jaclyn Jeffrey-Wilensky (@jeffwilen) November 4, 2024

Real. pic.twitter.com/nV74mYRIRU

— garçon (@boymolish) November 4, 2024

“I prefer winter and fall, when you feel the bone structure of the landscape — the loneliness of it; the dead feeling of winter. Something waits beneath it, the whole story doesn’t show.”

- Andrew Wyeth pic.twitter.com/EFICPW3b2H

— Poetic Outlaws (@OutlawsPoetic) November 7, 2024

POV : You just finished OBX season 4 part 2 #outerbanks #obx #obx4
pic.twitter.com/FA4RSJ72G0

— Pau ✨ (@pfanoflove) November 7, 2024

It's actually so simple .... https://t.co/2ZUNpPDRjZ pic.twitter.com/pC1Smz0RVP

— yocheved (@saintyoche) November 10, 2024

If I could divide the Best Supporting Actor Oscar 3 ways I would hand it to these hopeless goofballs in ANORA in a heartbeat. pic.twitter.com/rEQDR2LJZB

— Drew (@Andrew_Carroll0) November 12, 2024

The only cake you should be sending your younger siblings pic.twitter.com/behq6sZxdW

— 😽 (@zuriwtf) November 13, 2024

bill skarsgård should do this at the nosferatu premiere with me or something https://t.co/zvIbDU5wjY

— kenzie xcx 🧛🏼‍♂️ (@kenzvanunu) November 14, 2024

anytime i see a carrie hate tweet i just think of this and move on https://t.co/rTREthoUmI pic.twitter.com/GhP0jLWgL1

— danielle (@seuIgifilm) November 15, 2024

André Gide, it's a matter of courage pic.twitter.com/k3XRmJ6ILt

— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) November 18, 2024

This whole time I've been bothered because I couldn't place who RFK Jr. reminded me of, but I figured it out yesterday pic.twitter.com/gIW56Fhg7l

— frank zeppo (@NoahPasternak) November 18, 2024

This is romantic if you think about it pic.twitter.com/qwf7iNziVj

— orbeez god (@orbeezgod) November 20, 2024

i posted my gf on ig and her reply guy DMed me 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/jhE1I9vL9K

— noodles (@brandon_liuuu) November 26, 2024

Constantly juggling a beautiful diva, a kindhearted girl-next-door, and a sexually tense male friendship… none of us could ever understand an archie comic the way he does https://t.co/jP0ZbpBxT8

— zou bisou bisou where are you (@lilgrapefruits) November 29, 2024

"The only way to raise a hero is to be one. So instead of obsessing over a children and trying to control them, the best way to parent is to focus on ourselves and make ourselves the person we dream of being."

this is my entire parenting philosophy https://t.co/ZDiomJqEsA

— Made in Cosmos ✨ (@made_in_cosmos) November 29, 2024

C.S. Lewis with one of the most insightful paragraph ever written pic.twitter.com/zzOSo6WocZ

— Istra of Glome (@tillwehvfaces) November 29, 2024

The best tweets of October can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best tweets November 2024, funny tweets, funny tweets November 2024, Liz Heather, best of Twitter, best of Twitter November 2024, funny


November 3, 2024

The Best Tweets of October 2024

by Liz Heather in Links


possibly the hardest i’ve laughed in the last year i was weeping real tears https://t.co/bcdgezERwW pic.twitter.com/fpd1bn2LRY

— eve • wwdits spoilers (@tomwambsdyke) October 1, 2024

This is Sadie. She was asked for a high five, but chose to follow her heart instead. 12/10 pic.twitter.com/LL9CCSx5Ur

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) October 2, 2024

When your bestie is recently blind and you wear bells so she can find you

📹 nikitahusky
pic.twitter.com/KppNMDhMUb

— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) October 7, 2024

Finding out Martin Short improvised the “family money” part getting a genuine laugh out of Meryl and then himself and then them laying on the bed and kissing omg I am giddy🥰🥰#OMITB
pic.twitter.com/hsecOhTkDg

— Paige (@_samepaige_) October 10, 2024

pic.twitter.com/zr8T56TITy

— ✧ (@northstardoll) October 10, 2024

Ladies got in free before 10pm. Nobody wanted a section because we spent all night on the dance floor. Two step until a guy jumps behind you then it's twerk time. Hit the 24 hr diner looking a mess at 3am. No dry snitching on social media! pic.twitter.com/OKOXlQ4J6d

— Hazeleyed Queen (@eyeslikebadu) October 15, 2024

every time a beautiful woman embraces her beautiful nose, an angel gains its wings https://t.co/ch3u6sLbLd

— brecht apologist (@madisontayt_) October 15, 2024

“WHO WANTS HOT CHOCOLATE???”

that one girl from the polar express: https://t.co/ML8Nm5W5y2

— wiLL (@willfulchaos) October 16, 2024

i spent years in cognitive behavioral therapy for bald ann dowd to just…tweet it out…. pic.twitter.com/AHrafF2LAx

— lacey cencula (@dddrop_the_lace) October 16, 2024

Good morning.

Take pride in your work, bros. pic.twitter.com/kKLBiMqFzf

— Maw (@TheEbonyMaw) October 18, 2024

why does asking people to hang out on your birthday feel like pic.twitter.com/8OTry1Xonb

— Niccole Thurman (@niccolethurman) October 23, 2024

How your email finds me: pic.twitter.com/tuQiwXPuhV

— Hannah Al-Othman (@HannahAlOthman) October 24, 2024

“you hang onto your pain like it’s worth something. well let me tell you, it’s not worth shit. infinite possibilities and all he can do is whine.” https://t.co/L7VdAcqw0E pic.twitter.com/wk4oodrzm5

— charlie soprano (@LittleCharlesTV) October 24, 2024

I can't be the only one. #thesimpsons pic.twitter.com/1YE9LhE16K

— Duffman (@simpsonsfeed) October 26, 2024

if we were two gravestones i would unearth myself just to touch you once more, to rest against you for eternity https://t.co/CfB26WsImN

— ghost . . (@sulky80715248) October 26, 2024

pic.twitter.com/eQiB8VZFW5

— 🍂 (@Lovandfear) October 27, 2024

This for everything pic.twitter.com/Y8dpViBTvg

— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) October 30, 2024

When we're old the children will use covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to boomers with lead. It is fate

— tractor (@nudeobama) October 31, 2024

The best tweets of September can be found over here.

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September 30, 2024

The Best Tweets of September 2024

by Liz Heather in Links


the only definition of smart i really resonate with: pic.twitter.com/a81L4NIgUF

— Isabel🌻 (@isabelunraveled) August 31, 2024

Single best description of AI I’ve ever read, from the great Ted Chiang. pic.twitter.com/d2qK0nJpKh

— Aaron Regunberg (@AaronRegunberg) September 1, 2024

'Okay,' Says Woman For No Reason Every 30 Minutes While Alone In Her Apartment: https://t.co/PFeEVrMELZ pic.twitter.com/z3XPsJzyFS

— Reductress (@Reductress) September 2, 2024

oooof, this poem pic.twitter.com/hvTV6DZufh

— Joseph Fasano (@Joseph_Fasano_) September 2, 2024

reading this old interview about Beetlejuice from Rolling Stone, and I strongly believe Michael Keaton is a genius who doesn't get enough credit for essentially creating his character and making him weird in the best way possible pic.twitter.com/Xtz5vyoSTk

— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) September 3, 2024

Albert Einstein, woah pic.twitter.com/PJ3hkKUdlV

— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) September 3, 2024

Ethan Hawke on why we need art, brilliant pic.twitter.com/p0tr1t2ksH

— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) September 4, 2024

This man leaves out his cat’s fur so birds can use it to make their nests.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/CNKzy3JSVU

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) September 6, 2024

My local multiplex has gotten a member of staff to dress up as Beetlejuice and come into all screenings to annoy people and heckle the trailers. This is 4DX pic.twitter.com/Nt2PMQ0HWR

— Alistair Ryder (@YesitsAlistair) September 7, 2024

Not enough adults are understanding that they have to create moments of happiness in their lives. Find things to be excited about. Create plans to look forward to. Decorate the house during holidays. Make a playlist you only listen to on Tuesdays. Keep your favorite snacks…

— I appreciate you. (@DeeLaSheeArt) September 8, 2024

Toronto is not a serious place pic.twitter.com/oL0sBvipCn

— DM (@mendezzda) September 8, 2024

Just think, after this week, none of us ever have to see the Speak No Evil trailer again pic.twitter.com/tVeYSFrHdb

— Matt Konopka (@KillerCritics) September 9, 2024

Goodbye to the brilliant James Earl Jones.

He gave one of the finest poetic speeches in cinema history. I still feel the same way about baseball all these years later.

Field of Dreams pic.twitter.com/7e5EYE8UXN

— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) September 9, 2024

James Earl Jones was an icon. He will always live on with his legacy of playing some of the greatest characters of all time. But we all know about his tremendous acting ability. So I want to talk about his heart. When we filmed Conan, I was the new kid on the block, and he…

— Arnold (@Schwarzenegger) September 10, 2024

This is Goro. He is not interested in sharing any of his toys. Not even the ones he forgot he had. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/r9BjCWbLAW

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) September 12, 2024

Pierce Brosnan for Armani pic.twitter.com/0vpXdYLsSv

— Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) September 14, 2024

them breaking up was so duuuumbbbbbb. samantha isnt strong bc she’s perpetually single she was strong bc she waited until she found actual real love that fit into her life and how she liked it. stupid stupid stupid https://t.co/BAjuR6Sy8n

— siyyan (@siyyaniverse) September 15, 2024

AN EMMY WINNING SCENE BTW pic.twitter.com/n8LT7AbNev

— izzy (@spidermannwh) September 16, 2024

- Edgar Allan Poe, from a letter to Mrs. Maria Clemm, July 1849 pic.twitter.com/hznf8BH0b5

— 🍂 (@Lovandfear) September 19, 2024

“The childless women have been mothering the world and elevating culture as aunties, godmothers, teachers… you do not need to push out a baby to help push humanity forward.”

– Tracee Ellis Ross with the SERMON 🗣️ pic.twitter.com/6dJxbwLoJl

— VK (@votekamala) September 20, 2024

pic.twitter.com/JMDNoDwU6h

— . (@BrendanDaGawd) September 22, 2024

They are really running out of miracle ingredients pic.twitter.com/Y7ZYStVZXv

— cancela lansbury (@gossipbabies) September 23, 2024

I imagine it must be exhausting for children to experience their childhood for a perceived audience, learning to perform domesticity to strangers, waiting for a parent to set up the tripod, move to a different location, stand still as they brush your hair for the camera https://t.co/WZifWB5F6r

— Elise Bell™️ (@eliseybell) September 23, 2024

This section of Jim Carrey's wikipedia article cracks me up pic.twitter.com/Y4IcYTkh24

— Cybershell (@Cybershell) September 24, 2024

The best tweets of August can be found over here.

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August 31, 2024

The Best Tweets of August 2024

by Liz Heather in Links


"There's no way out" is so damn funny. https://t.co/IeZWA6Rl0j

— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) August 2, 2024

Reaction of granddaughter to her first dressing table, built by grandad
pic.twitter.com/qu629mMlwv

— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) August 4, 2024

RFK Jr.: I should drive past that dead bear

The worm in RFK Jr’s brain: Stage a bike accident pic.twitter.com/lsuzpcHH96

— Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) August 4, 2024

I swallowed the bear to eat the dog, I swallowed the dog to eat the worm, I swallowed the worm to feel him squirm pic.twitter.com/A37HtmkCHZ

— ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°) (@rare_cryptid) August 5, 2024

The funniest part of that RFK Jr. video is how deeply weirded out Roseanne looks. Do you know much more pure uncut battshittery you have to spout for *Roseanne* to look at you like this? pic.twitter.com/YQLJXJp2Bp

— Katie MacBride (@msmacb) August 5, 2024

obsessed with this pic.twitter.com/rbVPczopaE

— fox (@stanheightvhs) August 6, 2024

ㅤ pic.twitter.com/vZ0AC4XqiG

— 🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost (@hourly_shitpost) August 7, 2024

https://t.co/FQs3b1MnZV pic.twitter.com/w6YTVUNwo2

— danielle weisberg for hire (@danielleweisber) August 8, 2024

this is probably the closest anyone's gotten to that harrison ford kitchen photo btw pic.twitter.com/8m3sD5cQAv

— tyler “llewyn” taing (@tylerllewtaing) August 8, 2024

I still remember Jamie Foxx saying that he took Tom Cruise a night club in the hood to try to rattle him, and instead everyone in the club went into full fangirl mode over Tom. He kept asking to hang out with Jamie again and Jamie didn't want to 🤣 https://t.co/NpDMVXYSJp

— Victoria (@AVocalistsRival) August 8, 2024

Girls at the function when “Back That Azz Up” comes on pic.twitter.com/Utaeigi0Tl

— RELMYERS.COM (@relmyers) August 8, 2024

my cat trying to get out of the cute little sweater i got him pic.twitter.com/jfOmwrk1oq

— nikki mccann ramírez (@NikkiMcR) August 9, 2024

me on my way to mess with my dog who’s minding her own business pic.twitter.com/pbWcJN4WHt

— Adam (@adamgreattweet) August 10, 2024

they finally did this and yall are being So Mean about it pic.twitter.com/Y45PrCgeiF

— habitual line-stepper (@alaskastardust) August 10, 2024

Here's the 411, folks. Let's say some gangstar is dissin' ya fly girl. You just give him one of these! https://t.co/ebzzFUGXdo

— Simpsons Daily Glavins (@simpsons_DG) August 11, 2024

No one:

Burglars in the sims: pic.twitter.com/KedSmjXR6p

— Cara Lisette (@CaraLisette) August 11, 2024

Here’s the recipes for the Olympic Village Chocolate Muffins! Enjoy and share! 🏅 https://t.co/DYFcHBsIGd pic.twitter.com/f2eqyOXoOP

— Legend’s Cookbook (@LegendsCookbook) August 12, 2024

This should be in hotel rooms instead of Bibles https://t.co/npifygwR5U

— Reegs (@Reegs815) August 12, 2024

I’m not trying to romanticize the era of this picture, but I genuinely believe our relationship to computers was healthier (for ourselves and for society) when the computer was more of a work/school/household appliance as opposed to something that is always on us and always on. https://t.co/4Y2CiPmXeW

— Librarianshipwreck (@libshipwreck) August 12, 2024

The. Political. Version. Of. Fat. Elvis. https://t.co/2bCs1BEPea

— Franklin Leonard (@franklinleonard) August 12, 2024

Oh when this hits instagram reels next year the millennials are going to eat it upppppp https://t.co/mJIfMxVXdj

— slommy sammich (@blindedjanus) August 14, 2024

Dear kids, we weren’t perfect but we were happy. pic.twitter.com/Kv0GVpgZj6

— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) August 15, 2024

You ever dance so bad that you get criminally investigated https://t.co/06d5qQuiJ2

— Nandre (@Nan_dre_) August 15, 2024

'Hopefulness is not a neutral position. It is adversarial. It is the warrior emotion that can lay waste to cynicism. Each redemptive or loving act, as small as you like – such as reading to your little boy... keeps the Devil down in the hole.'
Nick Cave. pic.twitter.com/B98W6ukchE

— David Rowe (@mrdavidrowe) August 15, 2024

pic.twitter.com/Li8YyJja1L

— scarlett ୨୧ (@scarletttfairy) August 15, 2024

pic.twitter.com/RgeiKv00Ky

— Isabel Steckel (@IsabelSteckel) August 15, 2024

When I saw Alien Resurrection in the theater several people audibly gasped at Dan Hedaya’s shoulder hair pic.twitter.com/tpotGlmHWz

— Justin🦩Boldaji (@justinboldaji) August 16, 2024

pic.twitter.com/IAUoaW4Uvf

— Women Posting W's (@womenpostingws) August 17, 2024

S/O to content creators man, How do you think of something like this😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Rp4v7vAW8h

— Nhlanhla Hlabisa🇸🇿🇿🇦 (@bab_hlabisa) August 18, 2024

WELL WHO YELLS AT PEOPLE https://t.co/rvalaOnlmg pic.twitter.com/g5YyT0jSFb

— Zaynah Bear 🇹🇹 (@zaynahbear) August 22, 2024

pic.twitter.com/nmufJADGot

— Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken (@woofknight) August 23, 2024

‘I Deserve a Little Treat,’ Says Woman Who Has Never Denied Herself Anything: https://t.co/UghmqYbYPv pic.twitter.com/dGbBTMGz5q

— Reductress (@Reductress) August 24, 2024

2001 is still so fucking funny to me he saw the planes hit first hand. he was there https://t.co/8ILfDVz7O2

— holly :3 (@hollyrogerbay) August 29, 2024

the sluttiest thing a man can do is say your name mid conversation

— zoomertea (@zoomertea) August 29, 2024

The best tweets of July can be found over here.

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