— Jessica Malone Grider (@mrs_g_rider) July 26, 2026
me and my dad went to Key West in 2002 and the night before our flight from New Orleans to FL we ate at emeril’s and I got the shrimp pasta and I hated it
anyway when the valet brought our car back emeril walked up to our car as we were leaving and asked if he could do nothing… https://t.co/LHTVoIsM6a
imagine you’re the best team in baseball back to back ws and you are losing to the baltimore orioles 12-1 you look over to the opposing dugout and see this https://t.co/RJcKsy6qWf
My grandkids going to be asking me grandpa what’s that confetti in that tiny little frame there and why do you sleep with it every night pic.twitter.com/3n5qWBxL21
I love the latin phrase "solvitur ambulando" which translates to "it is solved by walking". I make sure to walk to 1-1.5 hours every day it sparks some of the best ideas in my head. https://t.co/A1bh8apslE
obsessed with how no one is allowed to talk to max scherzer on his start days but then every other day he doesn’t stop yapping😭 pic.twitter.com/uGLbAtzei0
tyler rogers it seems I've grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa's orchard
— louis “the committee” varland (@wollapologist) April 29, 2026
Just randomly remembered this and watched it again and laughed as hard as I did the first time I saw it. Could not script something this funny. https://t.co/cCcA0ELLOT
— Spongebob SquareAss (@thereisnojayjay) March 3, 2026
Fun fact: the scene with Garland and the little girl was 6 minutes long in the original cut. When we previewed it a woman stood up during the scene, looked back where we were sitting and yelled, “Why are you doing this to us?!” We trimmed it down. https://t.co/AtMBMkrD0b
They do it in the sun. They do it under the stars. They do it in biting April chill and punishing August heat. Baseball is enmeshed with – and an expression of – the season. And they play every day. The game is part of the daily routine. It is life, from April through October. https://t.co/9mowd9epMf
This woman said: My husband and I saw Gone Girl in the theater and when it was over, a man behind us with a southern accent said "Wow. I'm surprised." And 11 years later whenever either of us is surprised about something we say "Wow. I'm surprised." in a southern accent and then…
bought a lamp from a guy in the netherlands and he just sent me my all time favorite email "customs have given their blessing" is the cutest thing anyone has ever said pic.twitter.com/BmA8Yi50KT
We have become too articulate about our suffering & too inarticulate about our strength. The more elegantly we describe our wounds, the harder it becomes to leave them behind. When a struggle becomes part of your identity, overcoming it feels like a betrayal of who you are. https://t.co/wf5fETlWTz
On this day in 1992, S.J. Sharkie was birthed from the inside of a friggin Zamboni. 34 years later, that absolute lunatic is still out of his gourd. pic.twitter.com/jcciLsTJk3
Guys I'm sobbing a local woman passed away in September and her husband/family rented a whole store at the mall to show off her Christmas decorations 😭 nothing is for sale it's literally just so everyone can see it and it's so beautiful I love love pic.twitter.com/eiuGPmULsv
One time I went to a Christmas fair at a tiny Russian church and got some borscht and the stern old lady who sold it said "sour cream" and I said "no thank you" but she replied "not question." https://t.co/T4g7vy0Myz
Here is Roger Ebert's first paragraph of his review for "The Mummy" and it is why he was the greatest film critic to ever live pic.twitter.com/q4SWOTTGvt
