“If you love Sprite or 7up and you’re trying to get off of it - start drinking lemon lime seltzer. Swear to God it tastes the same and is eons better for you.”
You’ve probably seen this already (but if not, then skip to 1 minute, 5 seconds and watch from there), but I saw this years ago and still think about it maybe once a month. Some of it’s dumb, but some of it is so great. I love drinks so much, so if I ever came across someone like this in real life? Man. That’d be something.