All right, listen. I got rough elbows. That is - I *used* to get rough elbows. You know what I mean by that, they were ashy as hell little nubs. I’d endlessly rub this Life brand Vitamin E cream on throughout the day, with little results, for as long as I can remember. And a few weeks ago, I was reaching for the Life bottle and it slipped off my dresser due to some oil that had spilled underneath it.

The heavens parted, and I came up with the idea of combining the two. And man? I’ll never go back. Now if you’re going to try this, you must use the tiniest amount of baby oil, otherwise too much will for sure dry them out. And I’m just using this on elbows, I haven’t tried it on anywhere else yet. Perhaps on a particularly ashy day, I’ll venture elsewhere, but until then…