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Why the hell did this book/game/whateverthehellthisis not get any press coverage when it came out in 2013? And more importantly, why has no one bought it for me? Maybe it's 'cause there was so much coverage on her first book as well as her first show? I can't believe I missed this little nugget. I mean, I even read her short-lived blog about stuff she bought (as boring as that sounds, it was kind of the basis of this blog). In any case, SOMEONE PUT THIS ITEM IN MY GRUBBY MITTS.

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The Best Mr. Rogers Song

I don't remember hearing this song as a kid, but when I heard it recently it struck something inside of me and I absolutely love it. Maybe it's his sincerity or the words, I don't know. I'm just in love with it. Please play this for small kids around you. 

Duff Beer is Coming Soon

For years now, brewers from around the world have tried to sneak Duff Beers past the lawyers at Fox. It's never worked, though knockoffs are still common enough, but maybe the Fox legal team is sick of having to show up in court since the network is about to give Simpsons fans their first taste of authentic, licensed Duff Beer. Fox has reportedly been consulting with a brewmaster anyway "to get the flavor just right" since earlier this year. The beer pours a "deep amber colour and mixes caramel-y notes with hints of fruit." The packaging, meanwhile, is an exact replica of the cartoon brew. Eeeeeee!

Jeffrey Godsick, head of Fox's consumer-products division, explains the rationale behind finally turning the fictional brew into a "premium lager": "Once you see enough piracy, you're faced with two choices. One is deciding to fight it, and the other is deciding to go out [into the market] with it."

The beer is first headed to Chile, then to Europe and the rest of South America - since that's where the majority of Duff forgeries have taken place - but the beer may see a release in the North America, too. Godsick sounds pretty optimistic about an eventual North American release, saying: "I think there's potential to have Duff everywhere in the world."

I Love Lucy

Anytime I've ever walked into someone's home and I see their I Love Lucy collection sitting high atop some dusty DVD shelf, I smile hard inside. (How many times could this have possibly happened, you wonder? Twice. There are two mutants in my life who love Lucy that much - and I love, love, love them both.)

There were never any Lucy reruns on when I was growing up, but God do I wish there were. I could've been a completely different person (ie. better). I've only seen a few episodes from a few different seasons and I swear to you - this show has something for everyone. I promise you. 

What's the point of this post? I just wanted to suggest that you YouTube an old episode. You can't be that busy right now if you're on here.

Charles Grodin on Louie

Charles Grodin is my absolute favourite part of Louie. Love this man so much. 

The Brooklyn Cyclones Salute to Seinfeld Night 2

Remember last year's Seinfeld night at MCU Park? Well, they're doing it again this Sunday if you missed the one last year.

The first 2,500 fans in attendance will receive a Little Jerry Bobblebeak (shown above). These are expected to go fast so they recommend arriving as early as possible. Gates will open at 3:30 PM for the 5:00 PM game. 

Highlights of the day will include:

• Elaine dancing contest
• Costanza trash eating
• Fusili Jerry craft table
• Muffin top eating contest
• Running errands for Mr. Pitt
• Pretzel eating contest

You'll be eligible to throw out the first pitch if your last name Cartwright, if you wear an 8-Ball Jacket like Putty, if you're an importer/exporter or if your last name Drake.

Steve Hytner (Kenny Bania) will be posing for photos and taking pictures with fans from the third inning – the 7th inning on the concourse at MCU Park. It's encouraged to bring some Ovaltine, he’ll sign it for you.

The Cyclones will be wearing special on-field jerseys inspired by Kramer’s Techni-color Dream Coat. They'll be raffling the jerseys off throughout the game – you can purchase raffle tickets on the concourse at the info table or through one of our Beach Bums who will be roaming the stands. If you aren’t lucky enough to win, we will have additional game worn jerseys up for auction at CyclonesAuthentics.com starting on Tuesday, July 7th. 

Tickets are still available for the game, and start at just $10. They are available over here, calling 718 – 507- TIXX, or at the MCU Park Box Office.

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