Mom Says

by Liz Heather in ,


If you wash clothes on the last Friday of the year you wash out one of your family members.

by Liz Heather in


To write a diary every day is like returning to one’s own vomit.
— Enoch Powell

Baby Dog as Freddy Krueger

by Liz Heather in


Over the weekend, Nathan and I entered Baby Dog in the Socrates Sculpture Park's Dog Halloween Costume Contest. She didn't win, but there were people cheering her on so I feel like that should count for something. How could she not win? I'm not positive, but I can only assume that some sort of temporary blindness amongst the judges must have occurred that day.

I mean, LOOK AT HER.

SHE'S THE BEST.

I don't know how on earth she didn't maul us in our sleep that night for putting that hat on her. I think she must have known how amazing she looked, on some level. Anyway, it was obviously a really fun time. If your dog will allow you to dress him/her up, there's absolutely no reason not to do it.


by Liz Heather in


If you enjoy free appetizers at restaurants, show up really early for when you’re meeting someone. You’ll look so pathetic waiting for a really long time that they’re 80% likely to comp you something. This has happened to me twice. It’s a thing.
— #lizadvice

Moonstruck Chocolate in Portland, OR

by Liz Heather in ,


You know how sometimes I give you really specific food advice about certain goodies from extremely specific towns in North America? Well, it's only going to continue to happen. Why? BECAUSE I CAN! 

As you already know, my babefriend Jenn recently finished her first book tour. And while she was away, she brought me back some chocolates from a place called Moonstruck Chocolate Co. located in Portland, Oregon. The best (/most memorable) piece of chocolate I've had in a very long time was their Popping Praline that was amongst the Monster Mash Collection. 

It was tasty as hell and actually popped in my mouth - yeah, popping chocolate. I don't get it either. Not sure how anyone can make popping chocolate but I'm going to assume it has something to do with science. 

If you find yourself in Portland, OR - go check this place out. I'm sure there are other chocolate anomalies existing inside.