Every restaurant in this city has a burger on their menu - and about 80% of them are lackluster as hell. The one at Stanton Social, however, is nuts. And completely worth the ridiculous 45-minute-wait-even-when-you-have-a-reservation vibe at this place. The patty itself is a mixture of short rib, chuck, rib-eye and smoked bacon - and it's the bacon inside that puts it over the top and makes it memorable.I swear to you.
Best Sitcom Fight
I couldn't find this anywhere on YouTube so I decided to record it from my tv when I was watching the DVDs.... This scene is so intense and I say some of the best acting on a sitcom... Enjoy!!! I do not own the rights to this video...
1. The quality of this video is awful and I'm sorry but it's the only one I could find.
2. I never watched Will & Grace (okay, by that I mean I saw maybe twenty or so episodes) and this was by far the best scene on that show. I'm not sure if you need context to appreciate how good this scene is - actually, I don't think you do so I'll just leave it alone.
3. You seriously don't agree?!
Mom Says
“If the first butterfly you see in the year is white, you will have good luck all year.”
Chelsea Does...
Chelsea Handler is going there. In this new four-part documentary series, Handler is asking the questions that we all have, but are too afraid to ask. Delving into topics that fascinate her: marriage, racism, Silicon Valley, and drugs-- she goes after answers, all with her wry and unique sense of humor.
I don't really see myself as a huge Chelsea Handler fan since I've never seen her show and I've only read one of her books, but I think that's slowly changing 'cause this series was one of the most entertaining things I've seen on Netflix is awhile.
Each episode covers a different topic (marriage, silicon valley, racism & drugs) for about an hour each and I guarantee you'll enjoy at least one (if not all) of these episodes. I really hope she ends up making more episodes since they're/she's fantastic.
“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.”
Seinfeld Pop-up Coming to Toronto This Summer
The bar is expected to open this summer in the Toronto's west end in the form of the sitcom's iconic diner. A launch party is set for July 15, according to a Facebook page, which also indicates the address is in the Dundas Street West and Dufferin Street area. The pop-up promises to be a replica of Monk's Cafe, essentially and will run all summer long!
The page says that there will be a full kitchen serving Kenny Rogers chicken, calzones, marble rye sandwiches, Junior Mints, and boxes of cereal. The event page says pre-sale tickets will be coming soon. Intrigued!
Kidstreet!
A CKND promo for Kidstreet, the kids game with the incredible prizes, and where contestants clap above their heads.
Holy shit, I just remembered this Canadian game show that I loved when I was a kid. I'm pretty sure it was like a version of the Newlywed game (where contestants guess the answers of their partner) but with siblings instead of couples and kids instead of adults. And uhhhh it was fantastic. I always dreamt of being on it with one of my brothers. God, it was such a good show. And there are episodes on YouTube! Ahhhh!
The Rules of Being Late
Look, it's going to happen. You will be late at some point. Here's what to do when that happens.
Sincerely apologize. Express human remorse for wasting someone else's time.
If you decide that you want to give an excuse for your lateness, explain it briefly and move on. Excuses are fine, but long excuses? They're typically boring and no one cares. Just own up and repeat #1.
If you're more than twenty minutes late, buy that person something. A drink. A chocolate. Something. It's kind and really lets the person know that you're sorry and that you don't take them for granted. No one wants to feel like that loser who's waiting for some rube to show up. It's a shitty feeling.
Believe that you can do better next time. Make an effort to specifically not be late the next time you see that person.
Never believe or say the phrase, "I'm always late." Why? If you say this to another human being, and expect to have any ounce of respect thrown your way, you're a maniac. You have control over being on time or late. You do. We all do. We also set expectations for ourselves, and if this is what you're declaring about your own character? Wow. You deserve unhappiness. You really do. It's also abnormal to blindly just accept this trait. Not only do you have low expectations of yourself, but you're also telling others that their time isn't as important as yours - which is wildly obnoxious. If you've said this statement to people, you should consider yourself lucky that you have any friends at all.
Can people change? Can the consistently-late people of this world change? I have to believe they can. I've been late before and I'll be late again. But if I'm ever KNOWN for that behaviour? Someone lock me up. It's so arrogant to be confident in one's lateness and to just assume others will adjust to it. That kind of selfishness is what turns people into serial killers. Right? Too much? No, I'm right.
Also? If you think I'm talking about you specifically, that's hilarious. I can picture a few certain people I know reading this and thinking, "Yikes, she wrote this based on me" - maybe you're right, maybe you're wrong. I guess we'll never know.
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Bill Cunningham & The Blizzard
Remember Bill Cunningham? He's back. And cuter than before.
“Idea: use orange slices, instead of lemon or lime wedges, in water at home. Tastes amazing!”