Sometimes Follow Fridays (#ff) ) aren't enough. Sometimes you need full posts devoted to endorsing good people to follow on Twitter. And if you are on Twitter, you should definitely be following Mike Scully.
I first heard of him when he was the showrunner on The Simpsons and I listened to countless commentaries that he was apart of for the show. He's really funny and seemed crazy nice from those commentaries, so I added him and I'm so glad I did. Here are some of my favourites of his:
There's nothing sluttier than two thirteen-year-old girls at a carnival.
— Mike Scully (@scullymike) September 21, 2013
Had a fight with my wife then drove home together in an electric car. Talk about your quiet rides...
— Mike Scully (@scullymike) August 23, 2013
If I could kill one person in history, it would be that guy who yells "ONLY ON BRAVO!"
— Mike Scully (@scullymike) August 16, 2013
I never feel more powerful than when I withhold traffic tips from my local radio station.
— Mike Scully (@scullymike) May 11, 2013
WRITING TIP: Every movie should start with a close-up of an alarm clock going off and a hand clumsily trying to silence it.
— Mike Scully (@scullymike) November 4, 2012
Next to murder, the worst thing a human being can do is wave their arms slowly back and forth over their heads at a concert.
— Mike Scully (@scullymike) April 4, 2012
Attention Scriptwriters: the character of a 20-something girl who is "beautiful, but doesn't know it" does not exist in the real world.
— Mike Scully (@scullymike) March 8, 2012
American women's self-esteem has gotten so high they no longer seem to know which one of them is the ugly friend.
— Mike Scully (@scullymike) December 14, 2011