12 years ago my wife's grandma told her "laundry is the best job for a women because it doesn't require a lot of thinking" and ever since, out of pure disgust, I have done every single load of laundry in our household but it just occurred to me now that I might have been setup
Physically I’m living through a housing crisis, but emotionally I’m a children’s book writer living in a little flat above a public library: pic.twitter.com/JCV8Bemw5t
I went to an apartment in the French Quarter tonight for a little party and I asked the tenant if they had any ghosts and they said "We do not talk about the ghosts unless we are away from the building"
I am watching My Big Fat Greek Wedding for the first time in years, and why OH WHY did teenage-me think Nia Vardalos was plus-sized?? The early 2000s, man! 🤦♀️ pic.twitter.com/DGNy0vzMYI
— I Pray for the Carbz…Waiting for Thanksgiving (@sissythatpatch) October 30, 2021
I wanted to come up with a Halloween costume that was a “sexy” version of something that made no sense. I present to you…”sexy afghan from the couch on Roseanne.” HAHA…