new CDC guidelines just dropped https://t.co/8fuefmFprp
— 🏳️‍🌈connor boyfriend summer🏳️‍🌈 (@Connor_is_lovly) April 30, 2021

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— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) May 1, 2021

when I say I want improved public transportation, this is what I have in mind pic.twitter.com/Fjoe4l0IWk
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙‍♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) May 2, 2021

please enjoy this picture of a dog trained to scatter seeds to help restore a forest damaged by fire pic.twitter.com/lJNz9FtO5i
— Laurel Chor (@laurelchor) May 3, 2021

Middle school couples in the hallway between classes pic.twitter.com/NpCf70gjJM
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) May 4, 2021

A wealthy toddler being strollered around Manhattan. pic.twitter.com/yxPj2DXnZm
— Andrew Farmer (@thatsajellyfish) May 6, 2021

The moon photographed over 28 days at the same place and at the same time. pic.twitter.com/TFtdRWwFi8
— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) May 7, 2021

How my son rides to daycare every morning. Not a morning person. Lol pic.twitter.com/S4k3iMiPLQ
— Great Value Harden (@hulkswag85) May 7, 2021

He broke a plate and he’s scared of the punishment pic.twitter.com/dCgHA25t8R
— ghalia (@ghaliasx) May 7, 2021

Men remembering they have a kid somewhere. https://t.co/uL1orvxrSp
— Tolly (@tolly_t) May 8, 2021

Classic Italian sauce recipe:
1) at grocery store complain “tomatoes are better in Italy”
2) simmer tomatoes w/ oil garlic salt & guilt
3) as you serve remind your kids you sacrificed everything to be a good mother
4) overfeed your family then shame them for getting fat
— Giulia Rozzi (@GiuliaRozzi) May 8, 2021

The nanny theme song https://t.co/lEjJ7wYuCT
— Rose Dommu (@rosedommu) May 9, 2021

this is the precise level of coziness to which I aspire

(illustration by Ema Malyauka) pic.twitter.com/eWykHFvEpk
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙‍♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) May 10, 2021

At first you felt sorry for the dog, but then... pic.twitter.com/Y0g7F8TkkU
— Dos Eqius Man (@DosEqiusMan) May 12, 2021

Sometimes i feel low and then I remember of a dog who was caught in a parade for the pope in Mexico and thought it was for him.... pic.twitter.com/Q69O3NpVHd
— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) May 14, 2021

did this really happen or did we dream it pic.twitter.com/P0Tz7j7NbF
— Lizz Adams (@Lizz) May 14, 2021

12 yr old me singing:
~Got a nice package alright
Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight~ https://t.co/oQ8F8jffrG
— Matt Stopera (@mattstopera) May 15, 2021

The Moon dressed as Saturn. pic.twitter.com/CmMf9mLSeT
— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) May 15, 2021

You can find the best tweets from last month over here.