Best Tweets of September 2021 So Far

me in the bathroom mirror after having a breakdown https://t.co/Qiwt5fnqhE

— Sarah (@sarahhemad) August 31, 2021

The key to perfectly crispy fish is cold seltzer water and a dash of vodka in the batter. The alcohol stops the development of gluten AND evaporates quicker than water, creating a crispier crust. pic.twitter.com/0PSZdK4sWI

— Chef Andrew Gruel (@ChefGruel) August 31, 2021

“Nobody can tell me to wear a mask but I can tell you must have a child”

— Clara Jeffery (@ClaraJeffery) September 1, 2021

How your girl be lookin at you when she do something wrong. https://t.co/y8dM5JBtBP

— 🏴‍☠️Pizzle🏴‍☠️ (@phillipsj00) September 1, 2021

Somehow we ended up here pic.twitter.com/7f9WywixPE

— Tom Cashman (@_tomcashman) September 2, 2021

White supremacy is a biggity bitch. Imagine having this face and letting society convince you it wasn't hand crafted by the Gods as a gift to humanity. Tuh pic.twitter.com/SJBCPWYFcp

— This Old Maid (@xicacha) September 2, 2021

but I used a paper straw https://t.co/dQ3SsJDoP8

— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) September 3, 2021

1950s necklines pic.twitter.com/eLNdXToKza

— Diane Doniol-Valcroze (@ddoniolvalcroze) September 4, 2021

"No, I thought he was away on business. I'm terribly worried, detectives." https://t.co/RtMT4S31Lt

— Dr Eva Burke (@Eva_B89) September 5, 2021

“Mom, I threw up” pic.twitter.com/u6g6N2WRSp

— ERIC LAROCCA (@ejlarocca) September 6, 2021

why he ain’t free the slaves? https://t.co/GRMxXK6AtK

— Brittany (@brittanydreamso) September 6, 2021

In Search Of A Better Life, Teen Moves Downstairs https://t.co/DcgbTKg5dY pic.twitter.com/lBrdBduyW5

— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 6, 2021

❤️ https://t.co/ZVryQeX5tZ

— Simu Liu (刘思慕) (@SimuLiu) September 7, 2021

I saw somebody say that Joel Osteen looks like Martin Short pretending to be Tim Allen and I can’t unsee it now, it’s the most accurate statement ever uttered. pic.twitter.com/0dIvhjzQRS

— Garrett McClintock (@GJMcClintock) September 7, 2021

Pets when you go into the same cabinet their treats are in: pic.twitter.com/RtRtXFLYKq

— IFY (@IfyNwadiwe) September 8, 2021

Ayo someone come look at my daughter on tik tok 😂 pic.twitter.com/AtnrPJWOfz

— IG : @whoshotya1_ (@Humblemyke_) September 8, 2021

LMAO what a way to start the morning pic.twitter.com/lHCnhXJ7Zy

— 😶‍🌫️ (@TeezySooSkep) September 9, 2021

A person called OwlKitty changed the Business Card scene from “American Psycho” to the guys showing each other pictures of their cats on their phones… and it could possibly be the greatest masterpiece ever 😂 pic.twitter.com/RPhktTou1d

— Couch Nish (@CouchNish) September 9, 2021

Pure Terror 😂😭pic.twitter.com/YfuUR6oRoF

— Memes 🐸🔌 (@supplierofmemes) September 13, 2021

stop glamorizing “the Grind” and start glamorizing whatever this is pic.twitter.com/IaDcnvcKRs

— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙‍♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) September 13, 2021

Your scrunchie when you find it under the bed#MetGala2021 pic.twitter.com/dMTvLqPveX

— Emily Richardson (@emrich44) September 14, 2021

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— Machine Gun Fieri™ (@TimDuffy) September 14, 2021

me and my anxiety when i go out #MetGala #MetGala2021 pic.twitter.com/nqP8JQ2Fc3

— kristen🍍 (@kristen_siebs) September 14, 2021

I think about these two and a half pages from Norm Macdonald’s book constantly. When I reviewed it, I wrote that they would “make for a fine eulogy”—and I swear I didn’t mean anything by it. But they do. pic.twitter.com/vxLRAd2OeP

— Sean O'Neal (@seanoneal) September 14, 2021

covid waiting for me to take my mask off when I’m out https://t.co/VtUNhQ7mD2

— 제니 girl ⁴ (@jenniemandu1_) September 14, 2021

You can find the best tweets from last month over here.