May 31, 2022 The Best Tweets of May 2022 by Liz Heather in Links I be like “idc” then start acting like Kanye— M シ (@isthtmus) May 14, 2022 me: brrr it's freezing today. god, can you close the door?god: *closes door*me: thanksgod:me: god: me: don'tgod: *opens window*— Asher Perlman (@asherperlman) May 16, 2022 mfs b wearing Dior but not Diordorant— Noah ✵ (@noahdonotcare) May 17, 2022 terrible 2’s applies to 22 too. i was an absolute menace to society at 22 and i’m still not fully sorry about it— jen merritt!!! (@jennifermerr) May 17, 2022 netflix has the worst movies bro no wonder people just start fucking 😭— Noah ✵ (@noahdonotcare) May 18, 2022 Dear Humans With Children About To Attend College, Get them Fentanyl test strips. Tell them to test anything and I mean ANYTHING they plan on taking. Friend's son tested the Molly several friends had; of the ten samples, six had Fentanyl."Even weed?"Oh, yes.— Quinn Cummings (@quinncy) May 18, 2022 My boyfriend said I keep trying to buy him “weird shirts” and they’re just shirts that aren’t given out for free at sporting events or bars— Amy Silverberg (@AmySilverberg) May 18, 2022 the riverdale cast seeing the cancellation news pic.twitter.com/CNo7Pt2PCc— ceo of kory (@korysverse) May 19, 2022 gas costs more than it did in ‘i am legend’. it’s ugly outside. pic.twitter.com/vsC1pU8Lw0— brian b.dot™ miller (@bdotTM) May 23, 2022 pic.twitter.com/sGrJo4edO3— Mad Men Quotes (@MadMenQts) May 28, 2022 you ever bring ur pet up to a mirror and ur like "that's you"— ♡𝘒𝘦𝘷🥀 (@fvckilostmymind) May 30, 2022 Jealous of the terrible crimes gunless countries get to have https://t.co/gw2e3lMm47— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) May 30, 2022 You can find the rest of the best tweets of May over here.
