imagine a crab coming out of the sea pressuring you to kiss a girl you just met two days ago in a jamaican accent
— bbqueen (@ngocbbuii) August 17, 2022

Why are threesomes only for sex why can’t I join in a couples argument if I want to
— C (@HeronChe) August 20, 2022

It’s day 103.
The sheep suspect nothing.
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— Bunsen and BEAKER (@bunsenbernerbmd) August 21, 2022

Goals! This Woman Replaced the Anxiety of Not Having Boundaries With the Guilt of Having Boundaries: https://t.co/liwiT8E9nL pic.twitter.com/2qM6CFB1F9
— Reductress (@Reductress) August 21, 2022

This is insane 😭 pic.twitter.com/yBMsbHZOIL
— kawhi fan (@KawhiNewEra) August 22, 2022

me literally every single time i’m watching Only Murders in the Building and the theme plays #OMITB pic.twitter.com/HBqwj8t2TI
— Ty ➃ (@ClobberinTyme) August 23, 2022

toddlers in the sims 4 be like https://t.co/0AQht2j7Yl
— MyaSchmya (@myaschmya) August 24, 2022

My favorite relationship dynamic is tall mysterious beautiful knockout and a weird little gremlin that makes them laugh and they’re DEEPLY devoted to each other. pic.twitter.com/s6WTk4vpfa
— Kory Bing (@korybing) August 25, 2022

Academia be like pic.twitter.com/dKdT7CLOxQ
— Vásquez (@criskotsu) August 26, 2022

Young faIcons pausing to watch a bird fly by their nest..🦅🪹🕊️😍 pic.twitter.com/x9R1uBxdAw
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) August 26, 2022

You can’t stop your dogs from barking by yelling at them. They’re just like hell yes we’re all yelling now let’s all keep yelling this is great
— Jane 🍳🧺🦵 (@looks_last) August 26, 2022

It rules that Jamie Foxx was just sitting on this for the entire four years Trump was president. He's so made he didn't need to entertain anyone. https://t.co/1i1rW6voR9
— Will 🦥 Menaker (@willmenaker) August 26, 2022

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— Mad Men Quotes (@MadMenQts) August 27, 2022

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