everything I learned about being a neighbor I learned from her pic.twitter.com/1gD2u50ABi
— maybe: clare (travis’ version) (10 minute version) (@clur19) December 15, 2023

it’s her season pic.twitter.com/HCyZjajiXZ
— Jordan (@itsjordanapps) December 16, 2023

https://t.co/lXOy7OuIKn pic.twitter.com/3IgH4DkZk8
— Ben Crew (@BenjaminCrew1) December 16, 2023

I like that The Muppet Christmas Carol doesn’t burden us with what horrors a Miss Piggy/Kermit the Frog crossbreed would look like and just settled for “the girls are pigs the boys are frogs don’t think about the biology of puppet offspring”
— Carrie Courogen (@carriecourogen) December 16, 2023

A gingerbread Frank Lloyd Wright Fallingwater house pic.twitter.com/Sj4pVyxjdf
— Marti Lawrence (@Marti_L) December 17, 2023

I’m sorry but this is still the single greatest movie frame in the entire history of cinema pic.twitter.com/P3Tp7YxRJP
— Angelina (@whyangelinawhy) December 17, 2023

I will keep fighting for women’s rights until Mrs. Claus gets a first name.
— Missy Baker (@TheMissyBaker) December 18, 2023

My 38 yo brother is shipping Christmas gifts to me. For the address he put my first name/last name, care of DORK Inc., in case anyone is wondering if they ever grow up.
— Mediocre Mom (@MediocreMamaa) December 19, 2023

I gotta level with you man, I'd be fucking thrilled if a bunch of ghosts came by and told me how to fix my shit in a single night
— helen qu'elle heure (@uberjnet) December 20, 2023

three wise men? three? be serious
— ten second cam (@camilli_amilli) December 22, 2023

The feminine urge to keep adding to someone’s gift cuz ‘it isn’t enough’ 😭
— bria celest (@55mmbae) December 23, 2023

Whomever says Santa isn’t real hasn’t seen a 4 year old help with housecleaning based on said Santa coming to town ONLY if the house is cleaned up.
— Steve Patterson (not a parody)🇺🇦 (@patterballs) December 23, 2023

You can find the best Christmas tweets of last year over here if you crave more.