this is community pic.twitter.com/cnVu6mzPSg
— Andrea (@teachbk) April 29, 2023

“There are plenty of fish in the sea”
The fish - pic.twitter.com/no3oqIYS8Z
— Veronica Kwiatkowski (@veronicakallday) May 1, 2023

“And then they realized, they were no longer little girls: they were little women.”

Is one of the best Simpsons jokes of all time because I, and number of other people, are so illiterate that they think the joke is just Moe crying and that’s how little women ends. pic.twitter.com/2ZzdR5KeL4
— Kevin Magnet (@KevMagnet) May 4, 2023

I have good news and I have bad news. pic.twitter.com/AadZXMfVZc
— David Leavitt 🎮🎲🧙‍♂️🌈 (@David_Leavitt) May 4, 2023

When direct deposit hits pic.twitter.com/3X32Apa29c
— Chris Taylor (@christaylor_nyc) May 6, 2023

these are my awards, Mother
from Army pic.twitter.com/sYVZdBwdzU
— it's coup for my family (@GhostEsq) May 6, 2023

I know it smelled crazy in there. pic.twitter.com/2LqbspOYqA
— Kevín (@KevOnStage) May 8, 2023

i'm at the store

random toddler: *pats my leg* can you pick me up?

me: where is your Mommy?

toddler: idk...pick me up? *arms up*

me:

toddler:

me: EXCUSE ME WHOSE WHITE BABY IS THIS!?

Mom comes around the corner: I am SO sorry! But did you have to describe him as white?
— big gfy energy. (@H_Baeee) May 9, 2023

Imagine getting word “They decided to go in another direction” and it’s dead Tom Hanks. https://t.co/OIXuLtsnK6
— erin whitehead (@girlwithatail) May 17, 2023

and in the end, they were no longer little girls: they were little successors. pic.twitter.com/jYNG34IpB2
— anne t donahue (@annetdonahue) May 28, 2023

Talking to my friends who aren’t online pic.twitter.com/zXaC6p6bf8
— limp brittzkit (@Brittymigs) May 30, 2023

The best tweets of April can be found over here.