no thoughts only raging issues https://t.co/EJNnGg2YWd pic.twitter.com/0xAlJ1W1w1
— kyle lover ⚢ (@luofuyuri) December 30, 2023

I’m a lot like Julia Roberts in My Best Friend’s Wedding (unwell, doing so much but not really accomplishing anything, lives in New York)
— JP (@jpbrammer) December 31, 2023

Dave Grohl when a band want a guest drummer pic.twitter.com/HK4V9euFlF
— Garby (@Atlantis252) January 6, 2024

Someone in the replies called this “unnecessary tenderness” and I can’t stop laughing https://t.co/6V93zP2VRX
— Jackie Daytona (@thereisnojayjay) January 7, 2024

“I actually murdered all those people in the building”
pic.twitter.com/mFD6B3xpgs
— Andy Ottaway (blue cheque) (@Andy35o) January 8, 2024

trying to participate in the front seat conversation when you’re in the back seat pic.twitter.com/w0IBZgugQM
— Patatouille (@SwampPat) January 9, 2024

Imagine your vehicle is turned over. You’re disoriented. Wondering if this is the end. You turn to your left and see Hollywood Hogan in his NWO shirt saying “gimme your hand, brother!”

What a mindfuck. https://t.co/YSuR9Ixtk7
— STEVE! (@NotDrDeath) January 15, 2024

One of these men will betray Jim https://t.co/T6jyBOK96o
— The Oshborn (@DaveOshry) January 18, 2024

You have to be a leading lady but you can’t be nominated for best actress. You have to be a strong female director but you can’t be nominated for best director. You have to have a wildly popular dance song but you can’t be nominated for best original song. pic.twitter.com/yhlpS4AdTv
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) January 23, 2024