Lol, this review of The Substance https://t.co/sCwqK4bMJV pic.twitter.com/iYFEzDze5L
— kashaf murtaza-ish🍉 (@AryaSpeak_s) December 26, 2024

I’m convinced that Mark Wahlberg is doing this movie so that it will be the new top Google search result for “Mark Wahlberg plane” instead of his 9/11 quote. https://t.co/QXJu1MsM9Q
— Scrümbled Eggs 🇵🇸 (@scrumble_eggs) January 2, 2025

Got a Pittsburgh puzzle for Christmas and my favorite part is that the Pirates are losing 12-0 pic.twitter.com/s2Ex9w2kW7
— karlykauf (@karlykauf) January 2, 2025

whys the baby jesus in my rosca de reyes lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot pic.twitter.com/ZY5CDnv1g3
— ghost ⚢ (@ghostamanita) January 5, 2025

Demi Moore’s #GoldenGlobes acceptance speech for THE SUBSTANCE has me sobbing. “You’ll never be enough. But you can know the value of your worth if you just put down the measuring stick.” pic.twitter.com/Dc5dZoyWJy
— Courtney Howard (@Lulamaybelle) January 6, 2025

i love the "never kill yourself" genre bc it captures the slippery truth that the distance between a life worth living and wanting to die really is, like, one minor amusement a day

that's why it's imperative to go outside and look at things and try to like them https://t.co/5SssQesysq
— brit (@booritney) January 7, 2025

Bullseye pic.twitter.com/1NNVhBS9ix
— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) January 8, 2025

Kendrick, for the last 6 months, watching Drake make the loss exponentially worse for himself. pic.twitter.com/Mb0cPqTiCk
— TONY SNARK (@Yamscasino) January 15, 2025

I can't exit the video hahaha pic.twitter.com/8QxEhUA0tJ
— Enezator (@Enezator) January 20, 2025

About a year ago I was walking home carrying toilet paper and a teenager yelled “that guy be shittin!!!” and his friends laughed and laughed. I never thought I’d be able to walk with tp and no tote bag. But today, I stopped living in fear!!! pic.twitter.com/wN6h9zJLb7
— Zombie Naseem 🇵🇸🇾🇪🇱🇧 (@Sammiyungzola) January 25, 2025