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LIZ HEATHER

February 4, 2021

January Jewels 2021

by Liz Heather in Beauty, Food, Ideas, Links, Movies, Music, Personal, Products, Recipes, Television


My parent’s backyard

My parent’s backyard

Wonderful, a new month! Even I’m not sure when I’m being sarcastic anymore. You know what I realized this month? This is technically year three of Covid-19 since it started in late 2019. Should I have kept that information to myself? Probably. I’m sorry. In any case, time moves on and we’re in a new month, so here’s what went down last month.

  • Before I begin, every January I make sure to:

    • Mark down all important holidays/birthdays/anniversaries (also Daylight Saving Times, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Thanksgiving) on my calendar

    • Check expiration dates for passport/license/health card/insurance/vet vaccinations and write down any important renewal dates

  • I recapped how my 2020 resolutions turned out. Spoiler alert: it’s not impressive.

  • I made my 2021 resolutions because I’m determined to live optimistically.

  • Here are some of my favourite photos from 2020.

  • I really want to make these A-Z foods that I’ve never made before throughout the year. Kind of really excited about this.

  • I’ve officially become obsessed with making end-of-the-year videos.

  • The new 2021 birthday gifts at Sephora have been announced! (Speaking of Sephora, have you seen the price point for Jennifer Lopez’s new line of products? Hahahahah, just wild.)

  • I read and reviewed Alek Trebek’s memoir, which was really good.

  • I made this carbonara from Bon Appetite and it BLEW! It was the first recipe that I made this year so I. was. PISSED.

  • I couldn’t find a Detroit style pizza place near my parent’s house (grow up, Mississauga) so I had no other choice but to get takeout from Descendant in Toronto and it was incredible.

The 8 x 10 “no name” from Descendant Pizza, Toronto

  • I listened to Taylor Swift’s evermore and the favourites are: champagne problems, tolerate it, and evermore.

  • I’ve been using my parent’s air fryer and, surprise surprise, it’s amazing. Obviously it makes everything taste great, but the best part is that it’s so much faster than a regular oven. The best thing I’ve made so far was definitely these pickles.

  • These are the greatest frozen french fries in Canada. Eat them. I promise. They’re lightly coated, but still thin and crispy.

  • I’d never even heard of The Devil’s Own which seems insane because two of the hottest nineties men are in it. Good movie? Not so much. I’d watch it again on mute though maybe.

  • If you’d like to momentarily be transported back to your childhood on Saturday mornings, get your ass over here for a second.

  • Speaking of the past, do you remember Heritage Minutes in Canada? God, some of them were really, really good. My favourite ones were the Laura Secord one, the Superman one, the Winnie one, and definitely the Marconi one.

@theladyshortcake

#fy #fyp

♬ Jake25.17 sound - 🦋Olivia🦋
  • I bought another bodysuit from Aritzia, but I mean look at this one. It’s heavenly. I can’t wait to wear it for Baby Dog on my way to the kitchen.

  • And I mean since I was already on the site, I also bought this honey/beige-coloured headband and matching mittens. I officially look adorable.

  • Still in love with the Dennis Gross peels, I just wish they weren’t so unreasonably priced.

  • I made this BA pasta with mushrooms and it was waaay too salty, what the hell is going on with me fucking up recipes these days?!

  • I tried this frozen vegan pizza and it was actually not terrible! Like, not as terrible tasting as regular frozen pizza.

  • Remember Grand & Toy (it was near Walter’s Music in Square One in the 90s)? I have to make a mental note to start using them instead of Staples. I loved that store for school supplies when I was a kid. Gotta support.

  • I’ve been watching the new Jeopardy! episodes with Ken Jennings and the first one was terrible in my opinion mainly because it just felt so wrong, but as I’ve kept watching I think it’s becoming less weird. I am excited to see the other guest hosts just to see how different they’ll each be.

  • I tried this drugstore John Frieda sea spray and it was complete crap. I may have overused it, but that’s really not my fault. Why in the hell don’t hair product labels tell you how many pumps you should use?! I swear to god, if only I were running things…

  • I made popovers for the first time and they were surprisingly easy! I might never buy a dinner roll ever again.

Popovers

  • I love the softness of these Indigo pajamas so much that I bought them twice (in both red & blue).

  • I heard the old Frank Sinatra song That’s Life on the radio the other day and got so teary, maybe ‘cause I haven’t heard it in years? Maybe ‘cause it’s just a perfect song? Am I slowly just losing it? While it was playing, I just kept saying to myself “That IS life!” Yeah, might have lost it.

  • I watched the newest season of Big Mouth and loved it. The anxiety mosquito might be the best new character introduced in the middle of a series OF ALL TIME. Such a great show.

  • I started watching Superstore (mostly in the background) and it’s pretty good! I’ve only seen a few episodes, but I definitely get the appeal.

  • I made these ganache-stuffed chocolate chip cookies and they were just lovely. Love a ganache, love that word.

  • Also made these salted tahini butter chocolate chip cookies (quite good!) because I’m going through a light depression, evidently.

  • My friend Dusty got his film Violation into Sundance and it’s wild that I know such immensely talented people. So, so proud of him.

  • I made blintzes with a Grand Marnier mascarpone (the blintz recipe is, of course, from Chef John and the mascarpone recipe is from one of Stanley Tucci’s cookbooks). It was delicious. It seems so intimidating to make crepes, but it was actually so easy and fun. Plus it looks like it’d be such a complicated thing to make, but I’d say it’s even easier than baking cookies.

Blintz with Grand Marnier mascarpone & wild blueberries in a cranberry coulis

  • I tried to read Ijeoma Oluo’s newest book Mediocre and I just couldn’t get into it. Even I was surprised because I love her work, so maybe I’ll give this one another try at a later date.

  • I had a real craving for a good bagel and since I’m not near Brooklyn Bagel in Astoria at the moment, I looked up the best place in this area for a bagel and went to the Old Bagel House on Lakeshore. And look, I respect what they’re doing, but they don’t hold a candle to New York bagels. Hard pass.

  • I’ve been using this tea tree night lotion from The Body Shop for years now, it really calms down your face before bed. Their entire tea tree collection is hard to beat.

  • I bought this jewelry stand and jewelry box both from Simons and they’re so divine.

  • Loving this makeup brush cleaner (especially the mini size for traveling). Expensive brush cleaners make zero sense to me.

  • I tried the Snoop Dogg wine and it was wine! (There’s not a spelling error or word missing there, it really was just wine.)

  • I made Creamy Cod & Potato Gratin and it was delicious, god I love tarragon.

Creamy Cod & Potato Gratin

  • I recently started eating frozen Canadian wild blueberries and they taste so blueberry. It’s madness. They’re so tiny and full of flavour, I couldn’t believe it. I’m so used to the blandness of blueberries from literally everywhere else. NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THESE!

  • I also tried sumo citrus oranges and yes they were good, but nowhere NEAR as good as cara cara oranges.

  • Right now, Scaddabush has a pretty sweet family deal of a lasagna, salad & focaccia for $40 and it easily feeds four people, with leftovers.

  • Favourite tweets of the month ahead.

no one is “born bi,” you watch The Mummy at a formative age and the whole cast turns you bi

— Elle (@Elle_Enasalin) December 30, 2020

Maybe this year will be better than the last

— Counting Crows (@CountingCrows) January 1, 2021

Using negative COVID tests to decide if it’s safe to go to parties is like using pregnancy tests as contraception.

— Kay M. Dingwell🍁🩺🏳️‍🌈 (@CanadianKayMD) December 31, 2020

In 34 years on this planet I’ve learned one very important lesson that I’m going to pass on to you fellas. She can eat your fries. You cannot eat her fries

— Crockett🍀 (@CrockettForReal) August 17, 2020

when the subtitles are like "speaks foreign language" i'm like...yes, girl...and what they be sayin??

— sydney battle (@SydneyBattle) January 2, 2021

My one wish for post-pandemic life is the return of the conversation pit as a popular architectural feature. pic.twitter.com/l3M0aCxhmu

— Dave Schilling (@dave_schilling) January 3, 2021

I choose to believe crop circles are real because I love the thought of aliens coming to earth and then being like “now time for some arts and crafts”

— Michael Benjamin (@mfbenji) January 3, 2021

Paul Rudd is a glimmering example of an 8 who became a 10 by having a good personality. That’s right folks, you can go up by +2 just by being wonderful

— Marisa Galvez (@masiragz) January 2, 2021

Somehow went from “Suck it up, Snowflake, you lost!” to “Oh we lost? Let’s shred the Constitution.”

— Rachel Dratch (@TheRealDratch) January 3, 2021

Please stay home, wear a mask, and get the vaccine. My child told me today his best friend is the number 35.

— Leila Cohan (@leilacohan) January 3, 2021

"Reduce Stress" isn't an acceptable treatment suggestion for any ailment unless the doctor telling you to do it is offering to cover your expenses while you rest.

— Rosa Pasquarella (@whatrosasaid) January 5, 2021

Almost a year later and I still think it’s absurd that we’re all expected to carry on like everything isn’t bizarre. No change in work schedules, hours or anything. We’re really the “this is fine” meme come to life.

— Creole Lady Grey Poupon (@theelectwoman08) January 4, 2021

wanna open a bar called “plot twist” where upon entering the establishment you suddenly learn that you are that evenings bartender

— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) January 5, 2021

i used to think that commissioning a hologram of your wife's dead father who you never met and having him call you a genius from beyond the grave was proof of a perfect marriage but i guess i'll have to rethink https://t.co/UyOoVfIGMa

— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) January 6, 2021

tort yells at food pic.twitter.com/CebiOG1bmF

— Tortoise (@TortoisesDaily) January 6, 2021

I know kim happy she don’t have to wear them hunger games clothes no more

— greta gerNIG (@NILES100) January 6, 2021

stop rebooting spiderman and batman every two years and give us what we really want: a zorro who fucks

— karl hess (@karlhess) January 4, 2021

Donald Trump: a man who started life on third base and ended up destroying baseball

— DC Pierson (@DCpierson) January 6, 2021

2016: it’s only four years, how bad can it get

2021: are the armed insurrectionists storming the Capitol aware that there is a plague ravaging the land

— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙‍♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) January 7, 2021

this is my favorite photo of the year. John Trumbull’s Surrender of General Burgoyne sitting right there and he grabs a PODIUM?! FUND ARTS EDUCATION NOW! 🤡 pic.twitter.com/nfT37LZoM1

— Antwaun Sargent (@Sirsargent) January 7, 2021

I want to take up painting and paint horrifying portraits of friends for their birthday and tell them I worked really hard on it.

— Kase Raso (@KaseRaso) January 8, 2021

twitter now that trump is banned from it pic.twitter.com/lKyb2IMauD

— louis’ gf (REAL!!!) loves preethi (@hscatrry) January 8, 2021

jAsOn MAntZoUkaS tAlkS LiKe ThIS soMEhOw?

— Lizzie Logan (@lizzzzzielogan) January 8, 2021

"This is not who I am" -me eating my 6th slice of pizza

— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) January 8, 2021

Simply the best.
Thank you, Alex. pic.twitter.com/GgXbV4AWMt

— Jeopardy! (@Jeopardy) January 8, 2021

What’s always appalled me about this country is how we have so much more empathy for powerful people who commit crimes out of greed than for poor people who commit crimes out of desperation.

— Ida Bae Wells (@nhannahjones) January 9, 2021

buying clothes online:

"the model is 6'3" and wearing a size small."

— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) January 9, 2021

Once my husband was reading a Halloween book to our 4 y/o niece & she pointed to a vague monster in the background of an illustration.
“Who IS that?” she asked.
“I don’t know,” he answered.
Then like an exhausted magazine editor in chief, she sighed “It’s probably a ghoul.”

— Andrew Farmer (@thatsajellyfish) January 9, 2021

me going on a stupid little daily walk just to feel something pic.twitter.com/Yi6VVHVVB6

— ruby 🐊 (@roobeekeane) January 8, 2021

the gender pay gap is mostly fucked up bc like what do men even have to buy?

— Audrey Kaufman (@KaufmanAudrey) January 9, 2021

dating someone who can stay kind even during fights is very important

— ً (@Kidxfx) January 9, 2021

I just pushed my grandmother down the basement steps. My parents want to call the cops on me, but I don't know how that would unify this family.

— Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) January 10, 2021

pic.twitter.com/P9c6IakEre

— ₩abzz 👾 (@Nabzzino) January 9, 2021

Americans only love the college experience because it's the only time in their lives they live in walkable communities

— 𝖆𝖟𝖚𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖔 (@Bro_Neill) January 10, 2021

that morning field trip air was just different

— Nope (@memequeenyerp) January 8, 2021

His dad owned a fucking emerald mine during the apartheid https://t.co/qIDzQFopXo

— Diamond hands Josh (@gokuw33dlord) January 11, 2021

sex is cool but have you ever been brown while watching white terrorists dragged off a plane

— Fizaa Dosani (@FizaaDosani) January 11, 2021

I'd like to teach y'all a Southern phrase that will help you get off a phone/Zoom/Facetime call or you don't want to be on anymore but don't have an excuse to leave. Let me introduce you to the power of "Well, let me let you go"

— sara (@_saracannon) January 12, 2021

I actually cannot stop laughing at this hahaahahahaha pic.twitter.com/viiqCwBsMn

— jack rem x (@jackremmington) January 13, 2021

my mom: we’re just gonna have a few people over, I’ll make something simple

also my mom: pic.twitter.com/CQWFYpLwO8

— عابد (@NasheedWallace) January 13, 2021

my first time making focaccia !! ✨ not perfect but i tried lol 😊 pic.twitter.com/drjHAIocsB

— Jubilee ❣️ (@16pxl) January 14, 2021

Government of Ontario Marvin Gaye

🤝
"What's going on"

— Sailor Sad 🌹 (@abaquan) January 14, 2021

ONLY person going through border from Canada to US. Customs agent looked at me the way a server does when you walk into their restaurant that’s about to close

— Nathan Macintosh (@Nathanmacintosh) January 14, 2021

me, scrolling by terrible, non-harmful opinions on this hellsite and not stopping: pic.twitter.com/PthfOB8EX2

— Preeti Chhibber (@runwithskizzers) January 15, 2021

me going through the TSA body scanner pic.twitter.com/BBGigtyA98

— elizabeth (@peeanofreek) January 15, 2021

Live clip of Canada managing Covid-19 vaccine distribution... pic.twitter.com/PEUXkVMW4t

— PETER ANTHONY (@peterisfunny) January 15, 2021

Only relatable part of nineties television is Danny Tanner compulsively cleaning bc it’s only thing he can control.

— Lindsay Theisen (@lindsaytheis) April 12, 2020

had a dream my girl shit herself at the club so i shit MY self to make her feel better😭😭😭why the fuck we aint just leave😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

— chris (@yunglame) January 15, 2021

bunch of high schoolers just walked past my car in the Taco Bell drive thru I was playing coldplay loud as hell. one of em made eye contact wit me, said something to his friends and they all laughed. this is the worst day of my life

— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) January 16, 2021

The US isn't even a country, it's just three corporations in a trench coat

— Chairman Kooks | UBSA ☭ (@shawarmacommie) January 16, 2021

Tim Hortons new ad campaign: our dark roast coffee gets a little less shitty every few years”

— Steve Patterson (@patterballs) January 17, 2021

It’s a good day when you find out it isn’t YOUR Backstreet Boy that’s into Q

— Babs Gray (@BabsGray) January 16, 2021

The biggest scam is cooking for 2 hours just to eat for ten minutes

— 🥂 (@Jackaldinh0) January 13, 2021

Nobody defends billionaires more than hundredaires.

— AC Tatum (@actatumonline) January 16, 2021

telling the song to “shut up” right before you skip it >>>>>

— Alfred (@fredtv_) January 16, 2021

i love how insane everyone is becoming

— insider (@housetrotter) January 18, 2021

Oh gawd he's going to open Canada's Wonderland isn't he. https://t.co/abfPkOllTY

— Jeremy Woodcock (@jwPencilAndPad) January 18, 2021

happy birthday Dolly Parton!! I will honor her, like I do every year, by having huge boobs and being nice

— Laura Peek (@laurapeek_) January 19, 2021

I am only now learning of the "body diversity" Vogue cover from 2017 and I cannot stop laughing.https://t.co/yMeuiBW8jB pic.twitter.com/gEJnE1j7Fu

— Michael Hobbes (@RottenInDenmark) January 18, 2021

He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see! pic.twitter.com/G8gObLhsz9

— Greta Thunberg (@GretaThunberg) January 20, 2021

no thoughts ... just ... baby snoopy pic.twitter.com/uKQkwHN1Pm

— ً (@voidshitter) January 20, 2021

u gotta be ur biggest supporter https://t.co/SkUdpvhwRE

— nope (@LilNasX) January 22, 2021

It’s wild that “not everyone gets food” is how we’ve decided to organize society.

— Wendy Molyneux (@WendyMolyneux) January 23, 2021

So many JLo movies start with a long sequence to ease you into the idea that in the world of this movie, JLo is just a regular looking girl.

— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) January 23, 2021

leave butter out on the counter you cowards

— karl hess (@karlhess) January 23, 2021

today’s young vegetarians will never know the adrenaline rush of ordering a veggie burger in 2006 with not the faintest idea of what you were about to receive

— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) January 25, 2021

What can i do to make sure nothing bad ever happens to me ever again ? so far my idea is buy something

— helena (@freshhel) January 24, 2021

Funny how people can separate Tom Brady’s politics from his game, but struggle to do the same when it comes to Kaepernick.

— Ahmed Ali (@MrAhmednurAli) January 25, 2021

The notes app is a uniquely melancholy place where banal tasks like "buy paper towels" live next to incoherent, sad aspirations like "become more like safdie brothers" (??)

— walker (@walkercapl) January 25, 2021

I’ve been attacked. pic.twitter.com/YhrOnRxWKM

— Matthew Strugar (@MatthewStrugar) September 18, 2020

the one thing I know about stocks is that they rise in value if people believe in them and I just want to say, same

— Karen Chee (@karencheee) January 28, 2021

Baby girl just got glasses and can now see clearly for the very first time. Makes my heart smile.

This is the Twitter content I’m here for...💪😍😇😊😍pic.twitter.com/2Gm9KpJmdb

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) December 12, 2019

Been together since 4pm, no problems. I go to the bathroom ONCE 45 seconds in, and I have to rush out to this: pic.twitter.com/AN1iaZYe2k

— MV (@madelaneeee) September 27, 2019

When someone who wasn’t previously thirst trapping starts posting sexy pics I’m like YES babe also who are these about tell me everything

— Allison O'Conor (@allisonoconor) January 27, 2021

Doug Ford pic.twitter.com/hj3BpFByq0

— alan crane lewis 🏗 (@TheAlanShane) January 27, 2021

my daughter was wearing a flannel hoodie so I said “hey, the 90’s called” and she replied “yeah cause they couldn’t text” and godDAMMIT I’m getting really tired of my kids owning me

— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) January 29, 2021

pic.twitter.com/zM5HFwz3jj

— out of context community (@darkestimeline) January 29, 2021

It's so cold in New York this weekend, I think I might stay inside since last March.

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) January 30, 2021

The government making vaccine appointment booking online only is a pretty good case for making the internet a public utility.

— pls vaccinate me (@onekade) January 28, 2021

Mix it up this weekend by staring into a different part of the void

— tom (@pilau) January 30, 2021

I once asked friends on Facebook for the craziest LA advice their parents had given & 1 said their mom told her to wear a fake ponytail when jogging so if someone grabbed it to try to rape her it would pull out like a lizard's tail and boy do women have a lot more to worry about.

— Benjamin Siemon (@BenjaminJS) January 30, 2021

all sober people straight rawdogging this pandemic should be first for the vaccine

— Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) January 31, 2021

For everyone who is like, “A SATC reboot without Samantha? She’s the sex!” Sure. But she’s been the best friend anyone could ask for since Day One. When I think Samantha - I think this moment sums up her entire existence. That wink!! pic.twitter.com/QrsjnZMFLi

— JEN KIRKMAN 👩🏻‍💻 (@JenKirkman) January 31, 2021

Sometimes is ok to wake up and choose violence. At least once a month.

— iamcardib (@iamcardib) January 31, 2021

Charles Manson carved a swastika in his forehead and his lawyers didn't quit.

— Mike Larsen (@MikeLarsenOH) January 31, 2021

A “new” “month” of this “year” “starts” “tomorrow”

— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) February 1, 2021

I will never forgive covid for stealing one of my hot years

— Marisa Galvez (@masiragz) February 1, 2021

Covid also wasted one of your enemy’s hot years

— Max Hoover (@bigtenniscourt) February 3, 2021

Some things that I’m looking forward to this month: I will continue to watch and love all upcoming new Riverdale episodes (thank you season five for bringing this song back into my life), I might make these french onion stuffed shells because they sound insane, I’m excited to watch Stanley Tucci’s CNN cooking show Searching For Italy, I might fall into the world of focaccia bread art, I’d love to attempt ANY of these hairstyles, and I’m so excited to hear when the final season of Shrill will finally air.

If you’ve got any interest in reading last month’s roundup, you can see what went down in December over here.

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December 31, 2020

December Dalliances 2020

by Liz Heather in Beauty, Best of NYC, Drinks, Family, Food, Links, Movies, Personal, Products, Recipes, Reviews


I hope you had the most merry Christmas possible, I really do. Mine was definitely different from our family’s norm, but it still turned out to be intimate and special. I never thought I’d get a Christmas with my parents and Nathan and Baby Dog all together at once, so that’s kind of a wish come true. In such an awful year, it felt so nice to get something so unexpectedly perfect. A part of it felt empty without Gary and Robbie, but if this year has taught me anything it’s to appreciate what you’re lucky enough to have right infront of you.

In other news, are you impressed with how on-time this end-of-month list is this month? I hope you are. I live to impress you. Here’s what went down in December:

  • I recapped how my autumn list went.

  • I made my winter list of things to do for the season because I physically can’t stop making lists. It gives my life a sense of direction.

  • Instagram took away the option to embed your own photos (or changed it & I CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT), so if you know how to please please god tell me.

  • Great idea of the day: if you have a moment, you can send a letter to become a penpal with a senior citizen who loves to correspond.

  • I’m always a sucker for articles like this at the end of the year.

  • When I was making the Nutella cookies for Christmastime this year, I finally learned how to successfully brown butter! It really helps to use a white-bottomed pan so that you can see the browning process happen.

  • We did the Polar Drive by the airport and it was very cute. Would’ve been perfect for kids.

  • I watched the first episode of the new Saved By The Bell and it was cringe city USA. Just really horrendous. There were oddly maybe two parts that were really funny, so the whole experience was just confusing.

  • Just learned about the existence of mod podge and crafting will never be the same again.

  • Someone on the Food Network suggested mixing ricotta and cheddar for something and I can’t get it out of my head, I never would’ve put those cheeses together but now it’s all that I want to try.

  • Such a good waxing experience at Waxon. The wax they use is like magic, it hurts so much less than at regular waxing places.

  • I have been washing Baby Dog’s face like this almost every night since I saw this video and she loves it.

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  • It’s the first time I’ve used it, but I’ve fallen in love with Isle of Paradise’s Self Tanning Drops.

  • Some movies I rewatched: The Craft (god, I love the outfits in this movie), Misery (great winter watch, still makes me sick to watch the feet scene), Reindeer Games (again, just a fun winter movie) and Alive (are you seeing a theme here? Love snowy movies without Christmas overtones).

  • I watched the Love Fraud documentary series and it was really, really good. Especially because in the last episode you get to hear from the main guy its based around.

  • I have been using the cranberry salve from Kiehl’s and it’s such a Christmas-y, great flavour.

  • Good god do I want this shirt. It’s so workman-chic.

  • In love with this white teeny tank I just bought. I have this fantasy of wearing it braless in the streets when we’re all vaccinated. Not sure if this will happen, but in my mind? Christ, it’s hot.

  • I made this cranberry-rosemary julep and yikes it was strong, but not delicious strong. Giada isn’t great at drinks, she should just stick to over-pronouncing Italian pastas and cheeses.

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  • I reeeeally wanted this tulle bra from Zara but it sold out before I could get it, so I bought this blush lingerie one instead. I can almost guarantee that when I put it on Nathan will tell me to calm down.

  • Love love LOVING these Aritzia bodysuits.

  • Bought my first crossbody bag from Zara. Worried about how it’ll fit across tits, but we shall see and I will report back.

Please let it snow when I’m lowered into the ground (is this too dark? Even if I mean it?)

  • Currently living in this Zara sweatshirt.

  • Almost all of these leftover stuffing ideas are pure genius.

@tikatheiggy

So many outfits. Maybe 2021? 😩 #italiangreyhound #fallfashion #fyp #dogclothes

♬ original sound - Lorena Pages
  • I’m not a terribly original person, so I’ll forever love a life hack. Love this list.

  • I’ve been using this great hair finish every day for a month because it’s been laying around my parent’s house, but I can’t find it available anywhere online.

  • I made this cranberry brie pistachio wreath that was so, so good (even if you hate brie, which I do).

  • I made these hot chocolate lace cookies that were very good, if not a little too sugary.

I love this time of year

  • In love with these leftover stuffing muffins. As long as you add pancetta to the stuffing.

  • I can’t stop making this kale caesar salad with sweet potato and chickpeas. The dressing is unreal.

  • I dedicated an entire post to the magic that is stuffing.

  • I listed my very favourites from the year.

  • Best tweets of the month ahead.

I guess I can delete the TimePlay app from my phone

— alan shane yule-wis ⛄️🎄 (@TheAlanShane) December 1, 2020

Being good at things is not the point of doing them. pic.twitter.com/82L0tzcuEm

— Jodi (@jodotcom) December 1, 2020

I find it boring that women posing on social media showing an inch of a fat roll are considered courageous and shocking. We’re all courageous. Every woman that leaves her goddamn house is courageous.

— Debra DiGiovanni (@DebraDiGiovanni) December 2, 2020

by your thirties you should have a pasta shape you vehemently despise for no particular reason. mine’s rotini.

— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) April 25, 2020

caramelizing onions really is like magic; it's just...a lowly onion...and then poof it becomes a model

— rachel syme (@rachsyme) December 3, 2020

Normalize interracial relationships in shows/films that don’t involve a white person.

— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) December 4, 2020

love how the new lockdown order is just like “it’s illegal to be outside your home unless you feel like doing an activity that either makes or spends money”

— steph (@stephsstone) December 3, 2020

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds. pic.twitter.com/v1jvCTNMmK

— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) December 5, 2020

When you show up to the playground with your big cousin.

“What was all that junk you was talking?” pic.twitter.com/zRn5dHxipF

— Duchess of Wakanda @HRComedy (@hadiyah) December 5, 2020

I hope we can agree that 1980 is twenty years ago.

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) December 6, 2020

people are really starting to treat Covid the same way I treat the last few days of my period

— cal? (@cal_gif) September 11, 2020

Don’t talk to me while I'm rubbing my eye. I’m not gonna hear you.

— Asif Ullah (@AsifUllah22) December 6, 2020

“Unhand me” >>> “let me go” 😂

— , (@geauxceejay) December 6, 2020

This is Julio. He did not steal a sock. And if he did, it was an accident. 13/10 I believe him (IG: hello_julio) pic.twitter.com/PTwvkfYF0o

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) December 10, 2020

What the streets are gonna look like in January when the elderly are the only ones with the vaccine pic.twitter.com/nsFKG7DtWv

— Nathan McDermott (@natemcdermott) December 9, 2020

the word “bed” is shaped like a tiny bed

— danny elhaj (@comedyrainman) December 9, 2020

watched two people’s faces light up at the bus stop as they realized it was snowing and i legitimately teared up

— taylor garron (@taylorgarron) December 9, 2020

My teenager thinks we live in a hotel now! pic.twitter.com/tsK48qt3VU

— Gerry Dee (@gerrydee) April 1, 2020

My dad has been doing a huge amount of childcare for us in quarantine so I’m delighted to announce my 1-year old baby gestures and shrugs like a 64-year old Jewish man.

— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) October 4, 2020

thinking about how 2020 gave us more taylor swift studio albums than government stimulus checks

— duʿā bint lipa (@afroelven) December 10, 2020

well, she's not named taylor slow

— Cohen is a ghost (@skullmandible) December 10, 2020

冬がきたなぁ。

アグと雪❄️ pic.twitter.com/URyLR9ptQh

— アザラシシーパラダイス【公式】 (@aguhiyori) December 1, 2020

if you don’t want me to fall asleep. during the movie. what are we so cozy for

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) December 11, 2020

the beach boys got one thing right it sure would be fucking nice

— cleb (@clebdotcom) December 11, 2020

pic.twitter.com/F6plAJrV5o

— afrah (@goldenberryx) November 29, 2020

nah but fr we gotta end capitalism after my packages get here

— giabuchi lastrassi (@jaboukie) December 13, 2020

i’ve been really missing my friends lately so naturally i didn’t reach out or communicate with them whatsoever

— Matt. (@MattTheBrand) December 15, 2020

Whenever I see someone trying to parallel park I avert my eyes and continue walking giving them the privacy they need because I’m a decent human being

— Tomi Obaro (@TomiObaro) December 16, 2020

My New Year’s resolution for 2021 is “Spend less time with my family.”

— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) December 16, 2020

Me: i have a headache

WebMD: and it’ll be your last

— Rude-y Huxtable 🤞🏾 (@YRN_Jay15) December 16, 2020

Dessert is my favorite vice. You drink or gamble or do drugs people call you a degenerate but You love cheesecake and you have “a zest for life.”

— Kase Raso (@KaseRaso) December 17, 2020

Its has become very clear to me why the 1918 pandemic was followed by the roaring 20s & why people were dressing up to go just about anywhere

— Jenni (@JenniDigital) December 16, 2020

Men be like: How dare you ruin my reputation by telling people things I did and said.

— Cooper (@Cooperstreaming) December 16, 2020

if I have a crush on you that’s my business. it literally has nothing to do with you

— sio (@bestinsio) December 16, 2020

Jolene’s tits must have been
L U D I C R O U S.

— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) December 18, 2020

I found this in a file. It has to be the best match of headline and author photo ever. Like Newsweek giving birth to The Onion. pic.twitter.com/Dw79Z6CZpz

— Bryan Curtis (@bryancurtis) December 18, 2020

I’ve seen Star Wars: A New Hope over thirty times, but this was the first time I ever realized that Chewbacca looks exactly like John Travolta. pic.twitter.com/An87eWxYMZ

— Sean O'Connor (@seanoconnz) December 20, 2020

The key to a good marriage is to have totally opposite mental health issues.

— Giulia Rozzi (@GiuliaRozzi) December 19, 2020

No one is writing the wrong year on their checks this January I can effing tell you that

— Rakesh Satyal (@rakeshsatyal) December 22, 2020

I hate going to court 🙄 EVERYBODY gotta hear what you did ... like your honor can we talk in the back 😂😂😂😂

— india love ❄️ (@swweettiieee) December 21, 2020

whoops i married into an Open Presents On Christmas Eve Family. baby jesus forgive them.

— laser (@bobby) December 25, 2020

if i say “i’ll let you know” just enjoy your night

— ً (@lowkiemma) December 23, 2020

we are all in agreement that mary fucked and just told a weird lie right?

— corie johnson (@corietjohnson) December 24, 2020

my grandma just asked me if i had a boyfriend and i was like “no” and she was like “well i went to a random funeral because i was bored and that’s how i met your grandfather” ??????

— Colleen (@Coll3enG) December 23, 2020

One time Bill Hader came into the restaurant I worked at, stood directly in front of me, looked at the menu, noticed it was a vegan restaurant and said, “Oh sorry, I’m sorry” and left. Perfect interaction.

— Diego Lopez (@thisdiegolopez) December 26, 2020

Soul is a movie made by artists declaring you don’t need to be an artist to be happy. I wanna watch it again immediately.

— Julia Prescott (@juliaprescott) December 26, 2020

looking back I do think CATS (2019) may have given us the coronavirus

— kylie brakeman (@deadeyebrakeman) December 26, 2020

Finally a year where you’re a loser if you DO go out for New Year’s Eve

— Rebecca Kohler (@becca_kohler) December 26, 2020

If you had a significant other during the pandemic you didn’t actually do the pandemic, you did pandemic light.

What. Were you sad thinking about how you couldn’t see your family while you were getting head? Boo hoo get the fuck outa here.

— Shayne Smith (@Shaydozer) December 26, 2020

Watching American democracy like. pic.twitter.com/aavFYIOA81

— Louis “All Is Calm, All Is Bright”-zman (@LouisPeitzman) December 26, 2020

remember kids: if you see someone shoplifting food, no you didn't.

— 🌿krampus🌿 (@spinart7) December 26, 2020

Coworker of mine couldn't remember the name for ellipsis and called them DRAMA DOTS and now I will too forever thanks

— Will Taylor (@InkAndHive) February 24, 2020

The uncomfortable feeling I get when everyone watches me unwrap a gift makes me totally understand why the dog takes his treats into the other room

— Andrew Schiavone (@aschiavone) December 25, 2019

If you speak what you want into existence at the very least the Instagram algorithm will hear you

— $imoney Supreme 🤍 (@ummsimonee) December 26, 2020

The rage I feel when people are in the kitchen at the same time as me isn’t normal

— Livyyy. (@livyglizzy) December 26, 2020

we need close friends tweets

— Sandy Honig (@sandyhonig) December 28, 2020

Turns out at least one Baldwin can do impressions

— Matt Nedostup (@nedostup) December 28, 2020

embarrassment is not real u can do whatever u want

— ‎ً (@sh4diia) December 27, 2020

This is Savage. Whenever his legs are struggling in the snow, he simply activates his ears. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/T8lQDH5JtO

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) December 29, 2020

Vaccine companies need to team up with fast food companies because NOBODY has EVER questioned what's in a nugget/burger/spicy chicken sandwich from a building with a clown mascot or a paper crown

— Nathan Macintosh (@Nathanmacintosh) December 17, 2020

Some things that I’m looking forward to this month: all of the snow that’s coming, I’m excited to sit down and listen to Taylor Swift’s evermore album, I still want to watch the newest season of Big Mouth, I’m so f-ing pumped for the return of Riverdale, might bite the bullet and buy this Glossier lip gloss that’s apparently NOT sticky (how is that even possible?), I really want to watch Soul, I can’t wait to make this carbonara on New Year’s Day and I’ll definitely do everything on this list for January 1st. Also, if you’re reading this on New Year’s Eve, then get your ass over here.

If you’ve got any interest in reading last month’s roundup, you can see what went down in November over here.

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