August Actions 2020

by Liz Heather in , , , , , , , , , , , , ,


First things first, welcome to (under normal circumstances) the best time of the year. Will this perfect time of year be different than previous years? Of course. We’re all still trying to function in this modern version of hell. SO that being said, I am still going to try and make the most of the seasonal things I like to do (minus seeing the people that I love and haven’t seen for almost a year, eating the baked goods from places that I’m not allowed to visit, or being able to just hug my family). MINUS ALL OF THAT. I will cook what I cannot go out to eat. I will watch the movies in my home that I’d normally insist on watching with others. I will decorate. I will light all of the autumn-scented candles that I can get my grubby hands on. Autumn will happen and I will do the best that I can. And I encourage you to do the same. Here’s what happened last month:

  • Two more songs that I love off of Taylor Swift’s new album: epiphany and mad woman. It’s fast becoming my album of the summer (I’m, like, super indie, I know).

  • Blue Diamond has these flavoured almonds out right now and the salt & vinegar as well as the dill pickle flavours… are insanely good.

  • I sent this to my mom and she loved it as much as I do (below).

Scott Hubbard (@scottyhubs) has created a short video on TikTok with music sonido original. | This was in my drafts 😂 #fyp #tiktokpets #dog #cosplay

  • I tried samples of the Verb Ghost Shampoo, Hair Mask and Spray and they were all equal parts bullshit. Who sends out a spray sample in a small packet, so that it can’t be sprayed? Ignoring the idiotic packaging, the products themselves just fell flat. Absolutely nothing special here.

  • I tried Ops Pizza in Brooklyn and it was great! Better than Prince Street or Mama’s Too? Not a chance. Still good, though.

  • My friend Dusty has a movie premiering at TIFF! Too incredible.

  • I finally got to eat the tomato focaccia from Lilia and now I can’t get it off my mind and have to go get it again before summer is over.

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Tomato focaccia @caffelilia #KeepItSimple

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  • I bought this mask off of Etsy in anticipation of October’s arrival.

  • I also got this Tan Lines candle that smells incredible. I know it’s basic as hell but candles might be saving my life.

  • I tried beef carpaccio for the first time (!) at L’Artusi and it was great! I’d describe it as a lighter, more dainty steak tartare.

  • I also tried the vegan chicken parm sandwich at VSPOT and dear lord was it good. Tasted exactly like a regular chicken parm. Must remember this place and go again.

Oneya (@angryreactions) has created a short video on TikTok with music original sound. | #duet with @bobbysrey that cake is beautiful. #fyp #foryou

  • Some movies that I rewatched: It’s Complicated (the family of children is so annoying in this movie, but I love all of the adults and the food and it’s just comforting to watch) and Adventures in Babysitting (a perfect movie).

  • I started rewatching Moesha and it’s great to see again, but I can’t believe I didn’t notice how incredible the side character of Kim is! She holds the show together! Obviously, this realization makes me excited for when her spinoff show The Parkers comes to Netflix next month.

  • I bought this strawberry shampoo from The Body Shop (impulse buy for $5) and the smell reminds me so much of being in middle school (meaning this in a good way). Is it a great shampoo? Meh.

  • I tried a decent sized sample of the moisturizing cream from Sunday Riley and the best part about it is the smell. I can’t imagine a world in which I’d pay $65 for a basic moisturizer, though, so that says it all.

  • Forever in love with this summer panzanella salad.

  • I tried that anchovy pasta that Mindy Kaling recommended and it’s basic as hell, wouldn’t make again.

  • I made my first purchase from Everlane and the quality of the shirt is beautiful, if not a little shapeless. Will I buy from them again? Probably not. It’s just so bland for the price point.

  • New songs I keep playing on repeat: Surrender by Natalie Taylor, Savage by Megan Thee Stallion, and (*drops head*) this dance remix to a Taylor Swift song (stop judging me).

  • I own it already, but I’m so happy to hear that Safety Not Guaranteed is back on Netflix. Everyone should watch it. The ending is amazing.

  • I’m using the new Trader Joe’s Strawberry Lemon Sugar Scrub and does it do anything magical? Not really. The smell is incredible, but there’s something gross about the little strawberry seeds in the scrub. No thanks.

  • New watch alert! $25 at Nordstrom. I’ve been making fun of Nathan having a gold watch for some time now and then realized it might be because I was jealous and wanted one of my own. So here we are.

  • Idea: take hot baths in the summer. I never used to do this and it’s so relaxing. It doesn’t make any sense.

  • I tried the vegan burger patties from Trader Joe’s and they’re only okay, I wouldn’t get them again. The Impossible Burger is hands down the best one I’ve tried, with a close second place to the Beyond Burger.

  • I love this idea for basil breadcrumbs on top of a lasagna.

  • The Met reopened (as well as their rooftop installation) and I can’t bring myself to go. I know they’re taking precautions and all, but I just don’t want to do it. It does look incredible, though.

  • I tried the brunch burger at Vite Vinosteria in Astoria and I know I say this a lot, but holy shit. Might be the best burger in Astoria? What the hell is with Italian restaurants having these sleeper hit burgers all of a sudden? Vesta is the same way! Either way, I’m not complaining. I mean, look at this beast.

Brunch burger at Vite Vinosteria in Astoria

  • I started a Might Buy bookmark category in my browser window, to cut down on impulse buying and really care about what I spend my money on. Here’s a list of things that I can’t decide if I want to buy or not:

Some things I’m looking forward to this month: I think I’m going to start rewatching Friday Night Lights, I’m also working on my October list of what to watch each day that month, I’m so excited that Ijeoma Oluo’s new book has a release date of December 2020, and I’m excited to finish the new book I’m reading (that you’ll be hearing about imminently).

If you’ve got any interest in reading last month’s roundup, you can see what went down in July over here.


Seinfeld Bloopers

by Liz Heather in


I swear to God I’m not the type of person to love all bloopers of just any television show. Not at ALL. But Seinfeld bloopers? C’mon, man. Each season has a 22-23 minute long blooper reel and if you ever gave a shit about the show, then I know you'll be into seeing these. 

I'm not sure how long they've been available on YouTube, but for years you could only watch them as extras on the DVDs so this is kind of amazing.


Twelve Gifts For The Seinfeld Fan

by Liz Heather in ,


Okay, I know this gift list is not relevant to 2013. But let's choose to ignore that fact because there are definitely people who still re-watch/love this show and would really be into some of these gifts. Like what, you ask?

1. A chocolate (or cinnamon) babka. Available online through Greens Bakery or by making it yourself by Googling the recipe

2. The black and white cookie. Available in any New York bakery and the recipe can be found here.

3. The Real Kramer Reality Tour (three hours). Tickets available online for $37.50.

4. Actual muffin tops. Not hard to get, either make or buy them and then pop the tops.

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5. The Original Soupman's retail soup. Available in grocery stores and online

6. Astonishing Tales Of The Sea book. Available online.

7. A book (or a book on tape) about Risk Management. Available online

8. Tropic of Capricorn or Tropic of Cancer books

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9. A book of French impressionist art to put in your bathroom.

10. A book of War & Peace but with a self-made cover of “War, What Is It Good For?”. There's a tutorial on how to make your own book cover here

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11. This photo in a frame. 

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12. Festivus In A Box. Available online

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BONUS PRINTOUT

Of course there are tons of more ideas, but let's not go overboard here. The show did end fifteen years ago.


The Seinfeld Restaurant & More Gems

by Liz Heather in


If you were ever a fan of the show (and really, if you weren't...? Well, you should talk to someone about that.) then seeing the Seinfeld diner is one of the New York sights that you should probably go see. I finally went there in the ripe summer of '09 with my best friend Harmeet and we had a ball of a time. You really only need to go see the sign out front, but we went inside and ate some food anyway since we trekked all the way up to 112th street. (And by trekked, I mean we took the train for, like, 25 minutes in an un-airconditioned subway car.) How was the food? Basic diner stuff, nothing fantastic. They have a booth that you can sit in that's near the window if you want a photo taken of yourself from the outside of the place, but that costed extra so we opted for a regular peasant's table. Booth money is a luxury that neither of us had at the time (infact, I'm pretty sure I still don't have booth money). Anyway, it's worth the trip uptown to see the place. 

 

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Here we are above, and yes, maybe we're lame - but photographically speaking, you can see how much fun this was for us. None of those are good photos (Harmeet's weird lone expression in the distance and my squinting at the direct sunlight) and yet I have the fondest memories of that day. That one photo of Harmeet alone is so far from the restaurant because we were desperately trying not to let anyone see us taking any photos. It was 2009, things were different then. It was a judgier time. 

Looking for some less obvious, yet notable Seinfeld attractions (that only true fans may or may not be excited to see/do)? I feel you. Here are a few:

  • Get robbed at the Hotel Edison (Season 3, "The Subway")
  • Try a hot dog from Papaya King (Season 4, "The Movie") 
  • Drink a beer and don't smoke a cigarette simultaneously at Pete's Tavern (Season 5, "The Sniffing Accountant")
  • Buy a babka or a black and white cookie at Royale Pastry Shop (Season 5, "The Dinner Party") 
  • Look for a pigman at Roosevelt Hospital (Season 5, "The Bris") 
  • Witness absolutely no gyros of any kind at Queensboro Plaza (Season 5, "The Cigar Store Indian") 
  • Get the swordfish (or the soup) at Mendy's (Season 6, "The Soup") 
  • Check out the skinny mirrors at Barney's (Season 6, "The Secretary") 
  • Get turned away at the Friars Club (Season 7, "The Friars Club") 
  • Taste the knee-buckling soup at the Soup Nazi (Season 7, "The Soup Nazi")
  • Break up at Pomodoro's (Season 8, "The Susie") 
  • Venture to the Nexus of the Universe, at 1st street and 1st avenue (Season 9, "The Maid")
  • Try to find Original Ray's Pizza (Season 9, "The Maid") 
  • Try a bagel at H&H Bagels (Season 9, "The Strike") 
  • Eat some flan at La Caridad (Season 9, "The Serenity Now") 
  • Fear The Lopper at Riverside Park (Season 9, "The Frogger") 
  • Eat at (the bizarro Monk's) Reggie's (Season 9, "The Sponge") 
  • See the Costanza house (which is so close to my house in Astoria!)

 

The Costanza House in Astoria (Queens)

The Costanza House in Astoria (Queens)

There are so many other places, so maybe I'll do a part two to this list at some point. Anyhow, great show. Great places to check out, ya know, if you're hardcore.